Old 06-29-2012, 09:40 PM   #224826
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Neci, Next year I am going to ask you all kinds of advice before I even begin.
Thank you in advance.
Me too. I hope she's ok.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:41 PM   #224827
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:46 PM   #224828
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Old 06-29-2012, 10:02 PM   #224829
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:11 PM   #224830
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Good lord, you two act like no one has ever thrown a baby shower before.



Congrats, I-man, boy or girl?
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Lily wins.
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:31 PM   #224831
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i tell my kids this. doesn't stop them bitching though.
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:38 AM   #224832
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:41 AM   #224833
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:49 AM   #224834
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Some says "I'll take it" in 3, 2, 1...
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:50 AM   #224835
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:56 AM   #224836
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:08 AM   #224837
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Probably. I love just about anything fried.
 

Old 06-30-2012, 01:09 AM   #224838
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:34 AM   #224839
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Whenever I sleep naked, I have an irrational fear that my building will burst into flames and I'll have to evacuate before I can grab a change of clothes...
I'm a touch distracted by your av.
 

Old 06-30-2012, 01:37 AM   #224840
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I'm a touch distracted by your av.
i'm totally fapping over yours.
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:39 AM   #224841
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:42 AM   #224842
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Dean Pelton makes alllllll the ladies humid downstairs.
well now i'm angry that you deliberately led me on, using fake pics of hot dudes!
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:44 AM   #224843
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However can I make it up to you?
 

Old 06-30-2012, 01:45 AM   #224844
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:46 AM   #224845
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However can I make it up to you?
by emailing me real pics
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Old 06-30-2012, 01:47 AM   #224846
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:11 AM   #224847
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Lots and lots of meat.
A fucking shit load of meat!

Bring on the bbq!
 

Old 06-30-2012, 03:27 AM   #224848
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Old 06-30-2012, 07:54 AM   #224849
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:35 AM   #224850
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Saw Magic Mike. Dreamed about a threesome with Channing Tatum and Alcide.
 
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