Old 06-07-2013, 10:15 PM   #276951
lovetoread
Japanese Redneck Zombie
 
lovetoread's Avatar
 
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: most likely stuck in a tangle of my hair
Posts: 43,899
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitty_Schrödinger View Post
Holy fuck,I love this.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:24 PM   #276952
slave_
MORE COWBELL!
 
slave_'s Avatar
 
slave_ is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NYC & sometimes elsewhere
Posts: 8,880
Caught in sunlight, icy moon Mimas shines above a broad shadow across gas giant Saturn.

__________________
my soul, my paradise namasté~I honor the place in you in which the entire Universe dwells, I honor the place in you which is of Love, of Integrity, of Wisdom and of Peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are One.
ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:32 PM   #276953
slave_
MORE COWBELL!
 
slave_'s Avatar
 
slave_ is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NYC & sometimes elsewhere
Posts: 8,880
Neuro Knitting!

http://www.knitic.com/neuro/


__________________
my soul, my paradise namasté~I honor the place in you in which the entire Universe dwells, I honor the place in you which is of Love, of Integrity, of Wisdom and of Peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are One.
ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:39 PM   #276954
slave_
MORE COWBELL!
 
slave_'s Avatar
 
slave_ is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NYC & sometimes elsewhere
Posts: 8,880
A LEGO minifigure set for women in science needs your support.

http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/15401

__________________
my soul, my paradise namasté~I honor the place in you in which the entire Universe dwells, I honor the place in you which is of Love, of Integrity, of Wisdom and of Peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are One.
ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:49 PM   #276955
Lady Lorilei
Super Great
 
Lady Lorilei's Avatar
 
Lady Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 27,163
If you're trying to flirt, you're failing miserably.
__________________
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." ~ Gandhi

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:51 PM   #276956
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorilei View Post
If you're trying to flirt, you're failing miserably.
I apologize. I'm not really that good at the whole flirting thing.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:59 PM   #276957
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,450
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackleggings View Post
I apologize. I'm not really that good at the whole flirting thing.
I am terrible at flirting. But I have nice hair, so...
 

Old 06-07-2013, 11:17 PM   #276958
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by girlsmiley View Post
I am terrible at flirting. But I have nice hair, so...
My hair is too long. I need to figure out what to do with it for the summer.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 11:20 PM   #276959
lovetoread
Japanese Redneck Zombie
 
lovetoread's Avatar
 
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: most likely stuck in a tangle of my hair
Posts: 43,899
I just twirl my hair.

That's my flirting technique
 

Old 06-07-2013, 11:25 PM   #276960
lovetoread
Japanese Redneck Zombie
 
lovetoread's Avatar
 
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: most likely stuck in a tangle of my hair
Posts: 43,899
 

Old 06-07-2013, 11:26 PM   #276961
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
That's hot.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 11:28 PM   #276962
Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
 
Radiohead's Avatar
 
Radiohead is offline
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: No Surprises
Posts: 7,350
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackleggings View Post
My hair is too long. I need to figure out what to do with it for the summer.
There is no such thing.
__________________
I'll take a quiet life,
a handshake of carbon monoxide

No Surprises


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1K8t3BtNaw
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:04 AM   #276963
Dawg
*just*
 
Dawg's Avatar
 
Dawg is offline
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Too far away from you!
Posts: 23,693
Bring on the rain!
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:19 AM   #276964
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,044
The best family outing followed by the worst possible family fight. Just. Fucking. Fantastic.
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:31 AM   #276965
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,794
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wings View Post
The best family outing followed by the worst possible family fight. Just. Fucking. Fantastic.
Sucks. Sorry to hear it.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:33 AM   #276966
Phelia
Bedewed with Pleasures
 
Phelia's Avatar
 
Phelia is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: On display at the 1893 World's Fair
Posts: 7,591
That was fun! Now my fingers are blue.
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:36 AM   #276967
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
 
Byron In Exile's Avatar
 
Byron In Exile is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Don't let the sun burn a hole in your ass, William Blake: rise now, and drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead!
Posts: 71,753
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phelia View Post
That was fun! Now my fingers are blue.
You just blue yourself?
__________________

I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.




In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out

In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:38 AM   #276968
glynndah
good little witch.
 
glynndah's Avatar
 
glynndah is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
Posts: 26,787
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phelia View Post
That was fun! Now my fingers are blue.
Smurf sex?
__________________
"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”

"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"

The good little witch writes naughty things.
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:43 AM   #276969
Phelia
Bedewed with Pleasures
 
Phelia's Avatar
 
Phelia is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: On display at the 1893 World's Fair
Posts: 7,591
Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron In Exile View Post
You just blue yourself?
I wanted a nu start.

Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah View Post
Smurf sex?
Nay, sweet witchy one. What we did cannot be described as "sex." It was a tantric meeting of two souls, encircling one another in a familiar, unpractised waltz. Then I jerked him off (hence the blue fingers).
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:47 AM   #276970
thør
Karhu-er
 
thør's Avatar
 
thør is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The 49th State
Posts: 61,839
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phelia View Post
Then I jerked him off (hence the blue fingers).
A waste of 30 calories.
__________________
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - JFK

I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth. - Steve McQueen
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:49 AM   #276971
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,794
No one but me has ever jerked me off effectively.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:50 AM   #276972
thør
Karhu-er
 
thør's Avatar
 
thør is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The 49th State
Posts: 61,839
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
No one but me has ever jerked me off effectively.
Who else knows exactly what you want?
__________________
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - JFK

I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth. - Steve McQueen
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:51 AM   #276973
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,794
Quote:
Originally Posted by thør View Post
Who else knows exactly what you want?
Right, I'm sure that's the problem, though it doesn't seem to be a problem for any other sex act.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:51 AM   #276974
glynndah
good little witch.
 
glynndah's Avatar
 
glynndah is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
Posts: 26,787
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phelia View Post
I wanted a nu start.



Nay, sweet witchy one. What we did cannot be described as "sex." It was a tantric meeting of two souls, encircling one another in a familiar, unpractised waltz. Then I jerked him off (hence the blue fingers).
Hm. I was picturing girlie smurf sex because otherwise you'd have blue palms, too.

Yanno. Never mind. I think I've spent way too much time picturing smurf sex for one evening.
__________________
"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”

"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"

The good little witch writes naughty things.
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:52 AM   #276975
glynndah
good little witch.
 
glynndah's Avatar
 
glynndah is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
Posts: 26,787
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
No one but me has ever jerked me off effectively.
But were you blue at the time? That could make a difference to a certain poster here.
__________________
"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”

"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"

The good little witch writes naughty things.
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:17 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.