Old 04-03-2013, 10:30 PM   #265926
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:32 PM   #265927
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:33 PM   #265928
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Note to self: You wore makeup today. Stop rubbing your eyes and smearing your mascara, you look like a raccoon, dumbass!
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:34 PM   #265929
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Note to self: You wore makeup today. Stop rubbing your eyes and smearing your mascara, you look like a raccoon, dumbass!
I heard they are good eaten, if prepared properly...
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:34 PM   #265930
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:37 PM   #265931
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I heard they are good eaten, if prepared properly...
You heard wrong.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:37 PM   #265932
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Note to self: You wore makeup today. Stop rubbing your eyes and smearing your mascara, you look like a raccoon, dumbass!

Raccoons are quite good looking ... dumbasses? not so sure ...
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:40 PM   #265933
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Raccoons, do not taste like chicken ?
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:41 PM   #265934
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Raccoons, do not taste like chicken ?
She doesn't know how to prepare them properly.
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:43 PM   #265935
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I've known a few dumbasses. Purty to look at, but nowt betwixt the ears.
 

Old 04-03-2013, 10:46 PM   #265936
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I'm very pleased to note that we all assumed fluff was talking about raccoons and not the other thing mentioned in McKenna's post.

I was gonna said "edible" rather than "thing", but I just can't go there.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:51 PM   #265937
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:55 PM   #265938
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for the good little witch.
Thank you.

I now have ten, maybe nine, posts to go before my number is a palindrome once more. I am counting on you all to remind me of this so I can make it a memorable one.

A from the good little witch.
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I'm very pleased to note that we all assumed fluff was talking about raccoons and not the other thing mentioned in McKenna's post.

I was gonna said "edible" rather than "thing", but I just can't go there.
I'm not telling!
 

Old 04-03-2013, 11:14 PM   #265940
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:24 PM   #265941
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:34 PM   #265942
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President Obama just repaying those who helped him get reelected...

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President Obama’s pick to be ambassador to Canada is fellow Chicagoan Bruce Heyman, a Goldman Sachs partner in the Windy City, mega-fundraiser and member of the Obama campaign’s national finance committee, CBC News in Canada reported Wednesday.

Heyman runs a private wealth fund at Goldman Sachs, and his areas of responsibility include parts of Canada, the network reported, noting that he and his wife raised more than $1 million for Obama. He would replace David Jacobson, who’s also from Chicago.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...f755_blog.html
Viva OWS!

 

Old 04-03-2013, 11:36 PM   #265943
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We have an ambassador to Canada? BAHAHAHAHAH! OMG. That's the funniest thing I've read today.
 

Old 04-03-2013, 11:36 PM   #265944
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:40 PM   #265945
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Viva OWS!

A politician that actually *gasp* gave a position to a huge donor?



Wait, I forgot you're the moron that called Napolitano a political philosopher.

 

Old 04-04-2013, 12:01 AM   #265946
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:16 AM   #265947
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I like the "Goldman Sachs partner" / "runs a private wealth fund at Goldman Sachs" resume cite, myself...

...gotta dig the obvious, continuing love President Obama has with Wall Street.

Wonder what the OWSers think...

...about this 1% appointment by the poser they cast their vote for President for?
 

Old 04-04-2013, 04:46 AM   #265948
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The science of cats

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Does this work for humans too?

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