Old 03-26-2013, 04:42 PM   #264451
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by girlsmiley View Post
One of my friends just lost her cat. I saw her up the pub the other night. My friend, I mean, not the cat. She told me she got a new kitten, and stupid me said, "To replace the other one."

Fucking idiot. I didn't mean "replace." I meant to fill....

I don't know what the fuck I meant.
I should have said, ''You got a new mate.''
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:45 PM   #264452
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
Her?

Now I have turtle sex in my brain.

Slow humpers, got to be.
I think she's a her! That's what the girl in the beach shop said anyways. I didn't check or anything.

And my little turtle isn't a slut. She's saving herself.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:47 PM   #264453
TeeTee
Candy Cane Lane...
 
TeeTee's Avatar
 
TeeTee is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Lost in the blur.....
Posts: 148,791
Quote:
Originally Posted by bluemuse View Post
My cat died last night. I found him under a bed. He was only nine years old. My dog passed three months ago, now my cat. My house feels so empty.
So sorry for your loss.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:48 PM   #264454
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackleggings View Post
I think she's a her! That's what the girl in the beach shop said anyways. I didn't check or anything.

And my little turtle isn't a slut. She's saving herself.
For marriage?
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:50 PM   #264455
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:51 PM   #264456
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:52 PM   #264457
bluemuse
alma complicada
 
bluemuse's Avatar
 
bluemuse is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: just out of reach
Posts: 14,267
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackleggings View Post
Awww. I do wish I could send you at least one of my cats.
lol...me too. I got my cat from a co-worker nine years ago. Her boyfriend had found four abandoned kittens, gave her one and found homes for the others. A month later she had to move out of her house and rent a room so she couldn't keep him. She asked me if I wanted him ans I said sure, sight unseen. I had put down my previous cat a few months before so I was in a cat gap.

That night my co-worker and her boyfriend brought him to my house. Little black short haired kitten with a crooked face. I fell in love instantly. The couple cried when they left him. A few weeks later the boyfriend was shot to death by a man who was trying to steal his father's car. I offered to give the cat back to my co-worker but she let me keep him.

The little cat who could jump high enough for me to catch him in my arms grew into a 25 lb panther. He was such a social and playful cat. Every morning he would run into the kitchen and wait for me to make coffee with the French press because it would reflect light on the wall that he would bat at. I am going to miss our little ritual.
__________________
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye
*The Little Prince*
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:55 PM   #264458
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
No silly.

For the Easter Bunny.


Bunnies don't do turtles.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 04:58 PM   #264459
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #264460
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by girlsmiley View Post
For marriage?
Yes! Little turtle marriage. There has to be someone out there for her.

Actually the poor thing is going to live a lonely life. I don't think turtles are very sociable animals and usually fight each other to the death, from what I've read.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
No silly.

For the Easter Bunny.
Or that too. More candy for me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bluemuse View Post
lol...me too. I got my cat from a co-worker nine years ago. Her boyfriend had found four abandoned kittens, gave her one and found homes for the others. A month later she had to move out of her house and rent a room so she couldn't keep him. She asked me if I wanted him ans I said sure, sight unseen. I had put down my previous cat a few months before so I was in a cat gap.

That night my co-worker and her boyfriend brought him to my house. Little black short haired kitten with a crooked face. I fell in love instantly. The couple cried when they left him. A few weeks later the boyfriend was shot to death by a man who was trying to steal his father's car. I offered to give the cat back to my co-worker but she let me keep him.

The little cat who could jump high enough for me to catch him in my arms grew into a 25 lb panther. He was such a social and playful cat. Every morning he would run into the kitchen and wait for me to make coffee with the French press because it would reflect light on the wall that he would bat at. I am going to miss our little ritual.
Wow. That's a touching story. 25lbs is a big cat! He was so lucky to have you.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #264461
Kitty_Schrödinger
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
My friend had a bunny and a tortoise- bunny used to hump poor thing A LOT.
Real story.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:01 PM   #264462
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
Bunnies love to fuck. Love it.

Turtles need sexing.
Now I just can't look over at my turtle without wanting to question her true motives.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:03 PM   #264463
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:06 PM   #264464
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
Bunnies love to fuck. Love it.

Turtles need sexing.
Yes, but...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitty_Schrödinger View Post
My friend had a bunny and a tortoise- bunny used to hump poor thing A LOT.
Real story.
Another white wedding opportunity RUINED.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:07 PM   #264465
Lady Lorilei
Super Great
 
Lady Lorilei's Avatar
 
Lady Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 27,173
And bitch, I don't owe you a DAMN thing.
__________________
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." ~ Gandhi

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:07 PM   #264466
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:08 PM   #264467
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:08 PM   #264468
blackleggings
It only ends once.
 
blackleggings's Avatar
 
blackleggings is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: The Village of North Polkadot
Posts: 3,743
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
It's not the turtle's motives.

Watch that bunny and watch it close.

They are faster than a tree monkey when it comes to stealing some love.
Hahaha, I have tried, but have no response to this except that bunny better fill my house with candy and not violate my poor little turtle.
__________________
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:09 PM   #264469
lovetoread
Japanese Redneck Zombie
 
lovetoread's Avatar
 
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: most likely stuck in a tangle of my hair
Posts: 43,934
I'm so sick.

I'm also still waiting for the cute nurse to come take care of me.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:09 PM   #264470
Lady Lorilei
Super Great
 
Lady Lorilei's Avatar
 
Lady Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 27,173
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackAssJim View Post
You want a Snickers?
I have Butterfinger pie, I'm good.
__________________
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." ~ Gandhi

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:10 PM   #264471
girlsmiley
catastrophe
 
girlsmiley's Avatar
 
girlsmiley is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 20,471
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorilei View Post
And bitch, I don't owe you a DAMN thing.
I hate bitches.
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:16 PM   #264472
unregistered
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:19 PM   #264473
IrezumiKiss
Colin Klapbackernick
 
IrezumiKiss's Avatar
 
IrezumiKiss is online now
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Forbidden City
Posts: 55,715
Thumbs up





Maya Rudolph’s tribute to her mother, Minnie Riperton, on SNL.
__________________
Latrevo ta me gala stithi!"Viva big hips, lips, and tits!" — luxey313"Long live real tits." — LadyAria

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

Irezumi's Atelier of Illustrated Libidinous Debauchery (Formerly The Ranch of Raunch) <----now SINDEXED for your viewing pleasure!

TRIBUTES:
Belle Morte 5/1/08

 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:20 PM   #264474
Lady Lorilei
Super Great
 
Lady Lorilei's Avatar
 
Lady Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 27,173
Quote:
Originally Posted by girlsmiley View Post
I hate bitches.
Me too.
__________________
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." ~ Gandhi

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
 

Old 03-26-2013, 05:43 PM   #264475
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,045
Skankwhores and bitches.


Also, bunnies do love to fuck.
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:22 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.