Old 03-26-2013, 01:59 PM   #264451
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Nope...I can't handle all the preservatives Subway uses.

I thought you wanted me to buy the gas.

To just pump it for you, anytime, for free ...well, cept when its snowing, I'm generally busy when its snowing

PS I was only kidding about the BJ anyway...its pretty slow in here today.....
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:21 PM   #264452
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I'm being silly?

I don't care how pretty things are from up there, you're not getting me in a fucking helicopter.
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:23 PM   #264453
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My farm isn't calm. My farm is so far from fucking calm it isn't funny.
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:26 PM   #264454
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I'm being silly?

I don't care how pretty things are from up there, you're not getting me in a fucking helicopter.
Stop being silly!!!

(helicopters are awesome. Hooking up to a rope and repelling out of one is even more awesome)

Stop being such a girl!
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:27 PM   #264455
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I'm being silly?

I don't care how pretty things are from up there, you're not getting me in a fucking helicopter.
Wooow. Let me go for you????
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Old 03-26-2013, 02:40 PM   #264456
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:01 PM   #264457
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:04 PM   #264458
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Stop being silly!!!

(helicopters are awesome. Hooking up to a rope and repelling out of one is even more awesome)

Stop being such a girl!
I don't trust them. At all.

Do you know how many people have died in helicopter crashes? Four people were killed like a week ago. Dodgy. Dodgy to the max.

If it were the army or the navy or whatever, maybe.

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Wooow. Let me go for you????
No. Do you know how dangerous that shit is?

Look at this:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nat...-1226602418005
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:11 PM   #264459
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No. Do you know how dangerous that shit is?

Look at this:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nat...-1226602418005
Oh my. People in die from cars every day though.

I still want to fly in one. I also want to take actual plane flying lessons. I don't have much on my "bucket list" but that's one. Oh, and to have a wild one night stand with Billie Joe Armstrong.
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:19 PM   #264461
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Oh my. People in die from cars every day though.

I still want to fly in one. I also want to take actual plane flying lessons. I don't have much on my "bucket list" but that's one. Oh, and to have a wild one night stand with Billie Joe Armstrong.
It's just helicopters I don't like.

You should get your license. Billy Joe Armstrong? Why?
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:21 PM   #264463
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It's just helicopters I don't like.

You should get your license. Billy Joe Armstrong? Why?
Why not???? He's so hot. I've only loved him since I was 14.


There are others on my list too.
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Thanks guys. It was a bit of a shock. I'm going to miss my big guy.
I'm really sorry too. About your dog and your cat.

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I'm really sorry too. About your dog and your cat.

Thank you. I'm down to one dog now. It's been years since I only had one animal.
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:25 PM   #264466
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Thank you. I'm down to one dog now. It's been years since I only had one animal.
Awww. I do wish I could send you at least one of my cats.
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:31 PM   #264467
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Why not???? He's so hot. I've only loved him since I was 14.


There are others on my list too.
Fair enough. I was a fan of Green Day back in the 90s. Them and Sublime.

Who else is on this list of yours?
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How many cats do you have?
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:34 PM   #264469
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How many cats do you have?
Just 3... 2 are brother/sister and then one crazy cat that I rescued when he was a kitten.

I have a turtle too, but I'm not giving her up.
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Just 3... 2 are brother/sister and then one crazy cat that I rescued when he was a kitten.

I have a turtle too, but I'm not giving her up.
Her?

Now I have turtle sex in my brain.

Slow humpers, got to be.
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Thank you. I'm down to one dog now. It's been years since I only had one animal.
One of my friends just lost her cat. I saw her up the pub the other night. My friend, I mean, not the cat. She told me she got a new kitten, and stupid me said, "To replace the other one."

Fucking idiot. I didn't mean "replace." I meant to fill....

I don't know what the fuck I meant.
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:42 PM   #264473
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One of my friends just lost her cat. I saw her up the pub the other night. My friend, I mean, not the cat. She told me she got a new kitten, and stupid me said, "To replace the other one."

Fucking idiot. I didn't mean "replace." I meant to fill....

I don't know what the fuck I meant.
I should have said, ''You got a new mate.''
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Her?

Now I have turtle sex in my brain.

Slow humpers, got to be.
I think she's a her! That's what the girl in the beach shop said anyways. I didn't check or anything.

And my little turtle isn't a slut. She's saving herself.
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Old 03-26-2013, 03:47 PM   #264475
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My cat died last night. I found him under a bed. He was only nine years old. My dog passed three months ago, now my cat. My house feels so empty.
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