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Old 03-21-2013, 06:28 PM   #263777
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:30 PM   #263778
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beej, you can read! yay
this is me, when getting secsky texts. Or my quarterly gas bill.
 

Old 03-21-2013, 06:31 PM   #263779
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we only get littl'uns on the UK, but even they're not good - and growing more frequent. the big ones in the states are fascinating to watch on tv but terrible in their destructiveness. i'd like to think most people in the states don't see them at all, or often, and even fewer get affected by them but no doubt the statesiders will tell me.

I'm in Virginia and we have small ones a few times a year, but I've never seen one. I do have family in Iowa though and they provide me with enough horror stories. I'd take a hurricane any day over a tornado.
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:34 PM   #263780
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this is me, when getting secsky texts. Or my quarterly gas bill.
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:33 PM   #263782
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Ditto. Tornadoes scare the shit out of me.
I'm not crazy about them either! It's that time of year, I suppose.
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:33 PM   #263783
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:39 PM   #263784
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Yeah, it's the view out of my kitchen window. Totally.
 

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And first I read: "your breasts" and thought my web cam was on and you've been watching me trying to werk it.
 

Old 03-21-2013, 07:43 PM   #263786
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Your breasts are very active? Hot damn!
 

Old 03-21-2013, 07:44 PM   #263787
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And first I read: "your breasts" and thought my web cam was on and you've been watching me trying to werk it.
I did write "your breasts". Damn autocorrect!!
 

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My breasts are very active, especially when they're let roam free (of bra). They're not into mushrooms and less hairy, I'd like to make the point of mentioning.
 

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This is a girlfriend of mine, but I don't like her.

She sleeps with every guy she meets in a bar at night.

The next morning, I get a call to come pick her up.

She is a whore, but I enjoy her company.
 

Old 03-21-2013, 07:51 PM   #263791
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My breasts are very active, especially when they're let roam free (of bra). They're not into mushrooms and less hairy, I'd like to make the point of mentioning.
How long before you change your name to just 'Kitty'?
 

Old 03-21-2013, 07:58 PM   #263793
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That's what happens when you overdose on Mounds bars.
 

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Something highly erotic about this statement.
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