Old 03-10-2013, 07:27 PM   #262326
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:32 PM   #262327
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:53 PM   #262328
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:03 PM   #262329
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:53 PM   #262330
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:57 PM   #262331
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:11 PM   #262332
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And somehow he is cheating.
 

Old 03-10-2013, 10:40 PM   #262333
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:43 PM   #262334
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Jesus H Christ. Like I needed another reason to fucking hate bankers. And Wells Fargo will walk away smiling after having sold this poor bastard's home out from under him.
don't forget to hate the american legal system. it deserves it's fair share.
 

Old 03-10-2013, 10:44 PM   #262335
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:05 PM   #262336
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why the hell am i watching resident evil?
 

Old 03-10-2013, 11:18 PM   #262337
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This afternoon in bed, he held me while I told him that I love you. I spoke about the logistics of the situation, and how they'd make certain we would never be together. I cried a little inside. He told me that the very things he loves most about me are the things that are tearing me apart right now: My depth of feeling, my passion, my ability to care so deeply on an intuitive level.

I apologized, and reiterated how I never meant for this to happen; I certainly wasn't looking for it. He kissed my forehead. He caressed my breast. We made love, and then fell asleep, holding each other. My best friend. My lover. I don't know how to be dishonest with him, and I hope I never find out how. I love you both; I live with him, while wanting to be with you. What a fucked up life.

What a crazy, beautiful, fucked up life.
 

Old 03-10-2013, 11:20 PM   #262338
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:34 PM   #262339
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why the hell am i watching resident evil?
Did I not fucking warn you?
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:35 PM   #262340
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why the hell am i watching resident evil?
On the bbca?
 

Old 03-10-2013, 11:55 PM   #262341
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Did I not fucking warn you?
i required no warning. i knew it was terrible. it just came on and for some reason i just didn't change it. i kept thinking about it, but i didn't do it until it restarted.

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On the bbca?
yes.

and why? what the fuck is british about resident fucking evil?

and why do they always play the shittiest movies?
 

Old 03-11-2013, 01:01 AM   #262342
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For the ferrets and the friends of ferrets on the GB.

Soccer players and a beastie on the field.

Yes, I know it's not a ferret, but it made me giggle nonetheless.
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:10 AM   #262343
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:48 AM   #262344
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Spring sprang a couple of weeks ago here on the northside of the Mexican desert and the southside of the Rocky Mountains, and last Sunday was this year's first day over 90° (it reached 92°)...

...the immediate days ahead look absolutely perfect, too (see below).

The coolest thing about these summer-like high temperatures is that there's virtually no humidity at all...

...all that's truly lacking here (geographically-speaking, of course) is a Pacific beach.

Oh, well...

...I guess we all must suffer in some way.


Mon

75°
45°


Tue

81°
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Wed

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Thu

81°
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Fri

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Sat

90°
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Sun

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Mon

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Old 03-11-2013, 02:48 AM   #262346
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:31 AM   #262347
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:36 AM   #262348
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