Old 03-02-2013, 04:30 PM   #261701
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Old 03-02-2013, 04:34 PM   #261702
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Old 03-02-2013, 04:54 PM   #261703
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Old 03-02-2013, 05:36 PM   #261704
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I giggled like crazy through the whole video.

Is it bad that I love Taylor Swift? I know after hearing a song a gazillion times every damn day on the radio is enough to drive even the most sane person batshit crazy...

But I heart her. And Britney.

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Old 03-02-2013, 06:30 PM   #261705
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:36 PM   #261706
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Dear Quentin Tarantino.

I am a big fan. I have a huge favour to ask.

Could you please give Nicole Kidman a role in your next film?

I would really like to see her killed off.

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P.S If it could be a quick death that would be even better.
 

Old 03-02-2013, 06:41 PM   #261707
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:44 PM   #261708
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tarzan? dalai lama?
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I'm not happier without you.
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:47 PM   #261710
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Well he is fluffy.
 

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Also, raspberry cider: delicious mindfuck. :hiccup:
 

Old 03-02-2013, 06:58 PM   #261712
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Old 03-02-2013, 06:59 PM   #261713
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Well he is fluffy.
oh, you mean ghengiz cohen

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Also, raspberry cider: delicious mindfuck. :hiccup:
zinfandel rosé here - bottoms up
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:00 PM   #261714
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cannot resist - shaun of the dead. again. guaranteed smiles and stuff
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:01 PM   #261715
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:02 PM   #261716
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cannot resist - shaun of the dead. again. guaranteed smiles and stuff

Did he just say bass, or was it freeze?
 

Old 03-02-2013, 07:04 PM   #261717
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Did he just say bass, or was it freeze?
*snerk*

if we had a zombie break out here, i'd want you, GA, torchie, sean and ltr, wings and beej to be on my team - with baseball bats (or cricket bats, come to think....)
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:07 PM   #261719
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Or giant dildoes, more like.
 

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Medicinal, Chippy?
not in the slightest, dear beej - just because it's nice
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:08 PM   #261721
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not in the slightest, dear beej - just because it's nice
Come to e-bed, my e-wifey, and e-snuggle up.
 

Old 03-02-2013, 07:10 PM   #261722
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Come to e-bed, my e-wifey, and e-snuggle up.
so long as we can carry on watching shaun otd, imma there
oh, and ty for the e-soup. delicious *pats tummy*
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:12 PM   #261723
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:13 PM   #261724
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:15 PM   #261725
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