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02-22-2013, 10:53 AM
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GB's #1 Dick
JackAssJim is offline
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02-22-2013, 10:54 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Might never defrost my nipples again.
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02-22-2013, 10:55 AM
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That too |
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02-22-2013, 11:30 AM
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cleaver is offline
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Location: Compelling television will find this place, ultimately. Until then... got a light, son?
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morton looked left
then right
then left again.
not a soul was looking his way.
he grabbed a fist-full of m and ms from the bowl
shoved them into his gob
and crunched...
the little voice in his head wretched,
'...you disgusting fat fuck!...'
he could deal with the voice;
just not any of them.
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[place held for something wonderful, by me]
~Fred Lutz~
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02-22-2013, 11:31 AM
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Little Mrs. Viagra
cookiejar is offline
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I'm feeling great today. I'm even getting my libido back! Wonder of wonders and hubby is walking very funny. (Vasectomy)
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02-22-2013, 11:33 AM
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Literotica Guru
VaticanAssassin is offline
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Location: On the edge of a mountain, in the desert, overlooking the ocean.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cookiejar
I'm feeling great today. I'm even getting my libido back! Wonder of wonders and hubby is walking very funny. (Vasectomy)
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Congrats!
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02-22-2013, 11:36 AM
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Little Mrs. Viagra
cookiejar is offline
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Originally Posted by VaticanAssassin
Congrats!
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Hi there Vat! I hear you're going to be a daddy! |
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02-22-2013, 11:39 AM
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Literotica Guru
VaticanAssassin is offline
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Originally Posted by cookiejar
Hi there Vat! I hear you're going to be a daddy!
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Well I hope it is mine at any rate. 
Heard the heart beat the other day and I am stoked! (153 BPM)
Can not wait to find out the sex! But as my wife has been having lesbian dreams I am pretty sure it is a boy, dreaming about the P already! 
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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02-22-2013, 11:43 AM
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Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
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Originally Posted by cookiejar
I'm feeling great today. I'm even getting my libido back! Wonder of wonders and hubby is walking very funny. (Vasectomy)
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Make him laugh |
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02-22-2013, 11:46 AM
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Little Mrs. Viagra
cookiejar is offline
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Originally Posted by VaticanAssassin
Well I hope it is mine at any rate.
Heard the heart beat the other day and I am stoked! (153 BPM)
Can not wait to find out the sex! But as my wife has been having lesbian dreams I am pretty sure it is a boy, dreaming about the P already! |
I have 2 daughters and finally had my son. Good luck!
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Make him laugh
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You are evil! |
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02-22-2013, 11:54 AM
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Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
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You are evil!
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02-22-2013, 12:10 PM
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GB's #1 Dick
JackAssJim is offline
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Fala, where are you?
Spring is fast approaching. |
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02-22-2013, 12:53 PM
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GB's #1 Dick
JackAssJim is offline
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Now I really feel ignored.
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02-22-2013, 01:00 PM
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Poor, poor boy.
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02-22-2013, 01:06 PM
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Karhu-er
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It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen
Not trying to make everyone happy. Just a solid 75%.
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02-22-2013, 01:19 PM
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Weekday Devil
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Honk honk.
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02-22-2013, 01:24 PM
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Riles is offline
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What the flipping hell has gotten into everyone today? Do I have a sign pinned on me somewhere that I don't know about?
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"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.” -Maya Angelou-
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02-22-2013, 01:31 PM
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GB's #1 Dick
JackAssJim is offline
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Hope you all have a great weekend in whatever it is that you do.
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02-22-2013, 01:36 PM
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Alley Cat
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02-22-2013, 01:49 PM
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Warrior Poet Geek Atheist
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
Maybe if you'd think up some more interesting threads, Rob, I wouldn't post so much in here. I won't discuss politics, I hate gun debates, I can't be brilliant enough in my religious leanings and I am not looking for a sugar daddy or to post pics of my fishnets.
So instead I post here.
The things that interest me would make finding me much too easy so instead I'm going to go sit in my new Jeep and honk the horn in the snow storm.
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Fishnets? New Jeep!? That's a thread right there! 
What kind of Jeep? |
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02-22-2013, 01:49 PM
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Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
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Seriously? They named a storm after James Bond's special effects guy?
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02-22-2013, 01:53 PM
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Karhu-er
thør is offline
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Honk honk.
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Not trying to make everyone happy. Just a solid 75%.
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02-22-2013, 01:53 PM
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Weekday Devil
Wings is offline
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Fishnets? New Jeep!? That's a thread right there!
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Wrangler Sahara 4 door, 4 wheel drive, lift kit, silver, sooooooo pretty. |
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02-22-2013, 01:55 PM
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Weekday Devil
Wings is offline
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Quote:
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They did NOT modernize the horn sound, did they?
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Nah, that never changes. |
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02-22-2013, 01:58 PM
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Warrior Poet Geek Atheist
boyNextDoor2010 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss
Wrangler Sahara 4 door, 4 wheel drive, lift kit, silver, sooooooo pretty.
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