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Old 02-14-2013, 10:29 AM   #260127
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I've been gay for Mona for years.
And with that hook, Im off to work.


 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:32 AM   #260128
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:33 AM   #260129
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:33 AM   #260130
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I meant I've had to use Ben Gay for overactive elbow because of Mona.


It's so early.
I'd use Ben Wa for Mona.
 

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Old 02-14-2013, 10:38 AM   #260132
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By the time we got through with Ben over Mona, he might be Ben Had.


Sometimes I just can't stop myself.
I never know when to either. But I think I've run out of bens....
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:39 AM   #260133
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I am a fabulous txt'r!! As YOU, little missy, along with many present Litsters as well as ex-Litsters, can attest to.

Come to think of it, Im also good at spending lots of time on the phone with Litsters..Day and Night. I might just call YOU tonight, lil miss Wingster. And then Lori. And of course Petey. And maybe iMan. I just caught up with Honey last weekend, but WTF, her too. Why do I not txt/talk with LTR? That's just wrong.

Happy Valentines day to all of my Txt/phone friends. I adore all of you.
Sweetheart, you can call me any time, you know that! Tonight I plan on seeing Die Hard and drinking heavily. Probably a good time to catch me with my guard down.


Also, love you my little Mona-bug. Happy love day.
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:40 AM   #260134
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:42 AM   #260135
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And now I want crepes
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:44 AM   #260136
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You know, having a cell phone.
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:45 AM   #260137
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I am a fabulous txt'r!! As YOU, little missy, along with many present Litsters as well as ex-Litsters, can attest to.

Come to think of it, Im also good at spending lots of time on the phone with Litsters..Day and Night. I might just call YOU tonight, lil miss Wingster. And then Lori. And of course Petey. And maybe iMan. I just caught up with Honey last weekend, but WTF, her too. Why do I not txt/talk with LTR? That's just wrong.

Happy Valentines day to all of my Txt/phone friends. I adore all of you.
I opened my pm box for you.
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:47 AM   #260138
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to which I replied, "Well, I can drink."
 

Old 02-14-2013, 10:47 AM   #260139
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:19 AM   #260142
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Hmmmm, too early to consume alcohol.


sigh.

And I'm feeling so chatty.

I have chat scratch fever.
It's never too early. Somewhere, the sun has set over the yardarm. You just have to tell yourself it's near you. Shouldn't be too difficult, what with that fever.
 

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Old 02-14-2013, 11:44 AM   #260144
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I know I can't multi-task. I've always known I can't multi-task. That's precisely the reason I try like the devil to avoid being put in any situation requiring multi-tasking. Concentration and focus is critical and essential to doing the job properly.


So, I'm not at all surprised that I screwed up the tip. I was trying to do two things at the same time. I'll track down the waiter today, apologize and make it right.



 

Old 02-14-2013, 11:49 AM   #260145
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sigh.

And I'm feeling so chatty.

I have chat scratch fever.
41 minutes until Bloody Mary time down here.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:50 AM   #260146
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It was buy one get one free at my coffee shop today. I've drunk both.


Now I'm vibrating. That was 8 shots of espresso and lots of sugar. This crash is going to hurt.
 

Old 02-14-2013, 11:52 AM   #260147
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41 minutes until Bloody Mary time down here.
Crime-scene sex?
 

Old 02-14-2013, 11:53 AM   #260148
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It was buy one get one free at my coffee shop today. I've drunk both.


Now I'm vibrating. That was 8 shots of espresso and lots of sugar. This crash is going to hurt.
Holy shit, that's scary. I hate being over caffeinated. Best of luck getting through it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:56 AM   #260149
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Holy shit, that's scary. I hate being over caffeinated. Best of luck getting through it.
It took two (2!!) pain shots last night to get rid of my headache. I wonder if this will bring it back.
 

Old 02-14-2013, 11:57 AM   #260150
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Do not attempt to add alcohol to your caffeine. That way lies madness. Trust me on this one.
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