 |
|
 |
| - Free Speech, No Spam! - |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
02-09-2013, 08:42 PM
|
#259851
|
|
Responsible Gun Owner
JackAssJim is offline
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 33,501
|
u  |
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 09:14 PM
|
#259852
|
|
Literotica Guru
cleaver is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Compelling television will find this place, ultimately. Until then... got a light, son?
Posts: 739
|
i'd lick the very freckles off'a ya
__________________
[place held for something wonderful, by me]
~Fred Lutz~
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 09:16 PM
|
#259853
|
|
by special request
Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 19,601
|
I don't have freckles!
Oh.
:\
__________________
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” ~ Dita Von Teese
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 09:51 PM
|
#259854
|
|
Literotica Guru
McKenna is offline
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In my head, mostly.
Posts: 15,602
|
1. It's amazing how many unsolicited PMs I get from total strangers the moment I use a personal pic as my av.
2. Hydrocodone + Cyclobenzaprine + Ibuprofen = Fantastically vivid, intense dreams.
3. I can't seem to stay awake more than a couple hours at a time. *yawn*
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 09:58 PM
|
#259855
|
|
by special request
Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 19,601
|
I did not realize Ruth Buzzi was still alive.
__________________
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” ~ Dita Von Teese
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 11:04 PM
|
#259856
|
|
Weekday Devil
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 12,357
|
The day that you ask me what I want.
That is the day I'll take it seriously.
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2013, 11:18 PM
|
#259857
|
|
Lick The Fun Up
IrezumiKiss is online now
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Forbidden City
Posts: 36,733
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 12:47 AM
|
#259858
|
|
Really Really Experienced
sexylace21 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: It's always sunny...
Posts: 392
|
I can't even remember the last time I got laid.
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 12:57 AM
|
#259859
|
|
Spring Fever Baby!
TeeTee is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Lost in the blur.....
Posts: 148,153
|
What else?
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 04:38 AM
|
#259860
|
|
Hazy Horticulture
BotanyBoy is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,050
|
Few things in life compare to the joy of slipping bare ass'ed into fresh, clean, almost ice cold high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets after a scalding hot shower.
All the laundry is put away, the house is scrubbed, wiped, moped, vacuumed and sanitized. Ice cold squeaky clean mini perc full of beautiful fluffy Romulan.
__________________
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 07:52 AM
|
#259861
|
|
Super Duper Mod Powers
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Sitting in the corner, entranced by his accent, trying to mess up his multitasking
Posts: 30,927
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:02 AM
|
#259862
|
|
bird in a bath
parodyluvr75 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: With the other dodos and no that ain't me in the profile picture. And they say dodos are slow?
Posts: 3,538
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:04 AM
|
#259863
|
|
Silly chocolate angel
scrymettet is offline
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Choc-pup
Posts: 23,890
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovetoread
|
hug and faces
better?
__________________
not sex material
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:04 AM
|
#259864
|
|
Literotica Guru
Kitty_Schrödinger is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 29,628
|
Lit won't let me upload new av.  |
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:06 AM
|
#259865
|
|
bird in a bath
parodyluvr75 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: With the other dodos and no that ain't me in the profile picture. And they say dodos are slow?
Posts: 3,538
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:10 AM
|
#259866
|
|
bird in a bath
parodyluvr75 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: With the other dodos and no that ain't me in the profile picture. And they say dodos are slow?
Posts: 3,538
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:19 AM
|
#259867
|
|
Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the next whiskey bar
Posts: 6,152
|
If you're going to complain about 5' snow banks at the foot of your driveway you probably shouldn't have property with frontage on a town road. They have to put it somewhere.
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:32 AM
|
#259868
|
|
Lick The Fun Up
IrezumiKiss is online now
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Forbidden City
Posts: 36,733
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:39 AM
|
#259869
|
|
Literotica Guru
Kitty_Schrödinger is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 29,628
|
Grrrrrrrrrr. What do you mean it's still too large!!!
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 09:59 AM
|
#259870
|
|
今
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 55,902
|
^^^Story of my sex life.
It's on like Donkey Kong!
__________________
Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
I’m just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.”
Sanctuary.
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 10:00 AM
|
#259871
|
|
Super Duper Mod Powers
lovetoread is offline
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Sitting in the corner, entranced by his accent, trying to mess up his multitasking
Posts: 30,927
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by B. J. Gobblecock
Grrrrrrrrrr. What do you mean it's still too large!!!
|
http://www.shrinkpictures.com/resize-facebook.php
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 10:01 AM
|
#259872
|
|
Lick The Fun Up
IrezumiKiss is online now
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Forbidden City
Posts: 36,733
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 10:05 AM
|
#259873
|
|
bird in a bath
parodyluvr75 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: With the other dodos and no that ain't me in the profile picture. And they say dodos are slow?
Posts: 3,538
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 10:21 AM
|
#259874
|
|
Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the next whiskey bar
Posts: 6,152
|
I'm beginning to tire of constantly going back into the breach.
|
|
|
|
|
02-10-2013, 10:24 AM
|
#259875
|
|
by special request
Lorilei is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 19,601
|
__________________
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” ~ Dita Von Teese
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:41 PM. |
|
|
|
|
