Old 02-05-2013, 10:12 PM   #259426
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Iman only taught me skyping.

He's gonna have to speed up the training.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:12 PM   #259427
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Iman only taught me skyping.

He's gonna have to speed up the training.
That's 'cuz he likes you best.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:12 PM   #259428
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Iman only taught me skyping.

He's gonna have to speed up the training.
Was iMan nekkid?!?!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:13 PM   #259429
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:14 PM   #259430
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lol.. I love this. Scrap all the sexual innuendo and just tell it like it is Sister. Im right there with you tonight.
I'm not feeling very sexual but my nostrils are clear.

 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:14 PM   #259431
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Was iMan nekkid?!?!
His important parts were.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:15 PM   #259432
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Was iMan nekkid?!?!
He is always nekkid.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:19 PM   #259433
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He is always nekkid.
I am totally speechless.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:33 PM   #259434
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:34 PM   #259435
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I am totally speechless.
I don't believe you.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 10:41 PM   #259436
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Holy purple breasts!
Wanna kiss them?
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:47 PM   #259437
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Wanna kiss them?
Did your other name have a penis?
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:03 PM   #259438
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Wanna kiss them?
Usually, yes.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:04 PM   #259439
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Usually, yes.
Won't his penis get in the way?
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:06 PM   #259440
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Usually, yes.
But not now? The color turns you off?
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:09 PM   #259441
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My meds need to work faster and I didn't get my thread.

Fine!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:12 PM   #259442
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This is Oksana Baiul:

 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:15 PM   #259443
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I am totally speechless.
I'm not sure why you're surprised.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:16 PM   #259444
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Talking

 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:16 PM   #259445
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But not now? The color turns you off?
Well, it's sort of public...
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:19 PM   #259446
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Well, it's sort of public...
Gotcha. Lets take this somewhere private
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:24 PM   #259447
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This is Oksana Baiul:

That's Ukrainian for "GazeAtMySchlong," right?
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:35 PM   #259448
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That's Ukrainian for "GazeAtMySchlong," right?
Or "armpit sweat stain."
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:39 PM   #259449
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That's Ukrainian for "GazeAtMySchlong," right?
She's got a rockin' body.
 

Old 02-06-2013, 12:01 AM   #259450
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Or "armpit sweat stain."
One can only hope it's from Islandman spinning her around dance floor somewhere.
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