Old 02-05-2013, 07:59 AM   #259351
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:20 AM   #259352
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This is excellent. Thanks to Wok for the link.
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That's great. I may have a new addiction now.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:43 AM   #259353
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Thank you. It took quite an effort to get Lorilei handcuffed to the bed posts, but I think you'll like the video we made together. The filming crew unanimously agreed that it was one of the best scenes they've filmed in a long, long time.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:53 AM   #259354
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:55 AM   #259355
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secateurs are often all that're needed.

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secateur n., (Chiefly British) scissors or shears, especially pruning shears, a small pair of shears for pruning, having a pair of pivoted handles, sprung so that they are normally open, and usually a single cutting blade that closes against a flat surface.



Etymology:
1880–85; < French [C19: plural of French sécateur, from Latin secāre to cut]< Latin sec ( āre ) to cut (see secant) + French -ateurs (plural) < Latin -ātor -ator chiefly ( Brit )






While it might not qualify as a seldom-used word for subjects of Her Majesty, it's a never-seen-before word for this hapless colonial. Who says the General Board is a vast wasteland? A tip of the hat to chipbutty for expanding my vocabulary.



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Old 02-05-2013, 09:00 AM   #259356
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:06 AM   #259357
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:15 AM   #259358
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How about a compromise? Everywhere a law passes that says you have to show ID at the poll in order to vote, you also have to register your guns with the government.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:24 AM   #259360
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:52 AM   #259361
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Already on my second pot of coffee.

I bleed the stuff now.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 09:55 AM   #259362
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Already on my second pot of coffee.

I bleed the stuff now.
Holy smokes. I'd be doing the funky chicken all day if I had that much caffeine in a day.

< second and last cup of the day.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:58 AM   #259363
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Holy smokes. I'd be doing the funky chicken all day if I had that much caffeine in a day.

< second and last cup of the day.
*laughs at the thought of a daylong chicken dance*
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Holy smokes. I'd be doing the funky chicken all day if I had that much caffeine in a day.

< second and last cup of the day.

Keep it that way, young'un. Tis the devli's brew.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 09:59 AM   #259365
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Overheard bit of common sense: "We need to stop focusing on what we disagree on and start focusing on what we agree on."
Common sense and the American political system are like coffee and flavored syrups...they just do not go.
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*laughs at the thought of a daylong chicken dance*
Now imagine it with sound effects!


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Keep it that way, young'un. Tis the devli's brew.


"Lead me not into temptation..."
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Now imagine it with sound effects!

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For some reason I'm seeing Richard Simmons involved in this.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:05 AM   #259369
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It's absolutely a two-coffee-pot day. No judgements here. I don't think I'm at chicken dance caffeine levels just yet, but I've probably got a decent Macarena in me.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 11:09 AM   #259370
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It's absolutely a two-coffee-pot day. No judgements here. I don't think I'm at chicken dance caffeine levels just yet, but I've probably got a decent Macarena in me.
Wait...not you also! Jeepers.
How many cups is in your pot? When I think of a pot, it's 12 cups of coffee, which is actually more like 6 in my mugs.

Forget funky chickens, just send me straight to detox.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:29 AM   #259373
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how to properly slaver?

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I'm going to start referring to her as former President Pelosi.

Because, in truth, that's what she was.

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