Old 02-03-2013, 05:13 AM   #259001
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I admit it...my faults are numerous.

I pick my teeth with whatever's handy. I've picked my nose on more than a few occasions. I don't always brush my hair. I've said the "n" word. I have a fear of commitment. I secretly wish some people would just die because it would be so much easier if they didn't exist. I have cheated. I have lied. I have broken the speed limit. I have said shitty things about people who didn't deserve it. I can be angry and bitter. I laugh at things I shouldn't and I ignore people who need me.

I'm sure the list would be longer, but I am also lazy, so looking in the mirror got old quite quickly.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:18 AM   #259002
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Sheesh, there isn't enough bandwidth to list my faults.

And I am cold. So very cold.
 

Old 02-03-2013, 08:32 AM   #259003
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Some TMI stuff <- chickened out before posting.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:00 AM   #259004
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where's chippy's dream thread? anyways. report. color. i was failing college again (repetitive dream). no one knew. then somehow the world was ending. plane crashes. walking down railroad tracks. found wild sunflowers growing in the forest. deheaded and spread seeds over the barren railroad tracks. got to safe arrival point. decided to go back out. change of identity. old car filled with gas. babies and kittens. can't leave them behind. i don't want to drive north. i want to drive west. i drive north.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:03 AM   #259005
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I liked this

 

Old 02-03-2013, 11:07 AM   #259006
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Vacuum sucks.
 

Old 02-03-2013, 11:28 AM   #259007
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Ha ha ha ha

 

Old 02-03-2013, 11:31 AM   #259008
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:46 AM   #259009
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:46 AM   #259010
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Do I really have to?
 

Old 02-03-2013, 11:53 AM   #259011
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Yes

 

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Old 02-03-2013, 12:11 PM   #259013
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this thread is officially haunted now.
 

Old 02-03-2013, 12:16 PM   #259014
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:18 PM   #259015
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Is it reasonable to assume that the toaster will kill the small amount of mold on my bagel?
 

Old 02-03-2013, 12:19 PM   #259016
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I think I just saw a ghost...
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:20 PM   #259017
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:21 PM   #259018
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Is it reasonable to assume that the toaster will kill the small amount of mold on my bagel?
Yuck.

Don't do it.
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:24 PM   #259019
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I'm gonna need to learn better flirting skillz.
 

Old 02-03-2013, 12:29 PM   #259020
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I am craving some of these

Someone go get me some,k?

 

Old 02-03-2013, 12:33 PM   #259021
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:35 PM   #259022
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:38 PM   #259023
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:40 PM   #259024
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Lori!

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Old 02-03-2013, 12:42 PM   #259025
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