Old 02-02-2013, 12:58 AM   #258901
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:00 AM   #258902
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nom!`
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:14 AM   #258903
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which is mildly amusing i s'pose.

in more interresting news, i have a cat on my butt.
I had one on mine earlier. Percy saw me lying on top of Herself, saying goodnight, and decided it was kitten pile time.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 02-02-2013, 01:16 AM   #258904
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that's the cutest, funniest mental image!
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:19 AM   #258905
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:28 AM   #258906
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:49 AM   #258907
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one more happy before bed.

pancakes, bacon and eggs in the morning. french press. okay. sleep. book. i should just pee and wank myself to sleep. wank over the toilet and get the squirts out. that might be cleanest. late night head ramblings. i am glad there are no tape recorders.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 01:51 AM   #258908
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i can't wank on the toilet.
it's too light, to exposed and i can't O unless i'm laying on my back.
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:56 AM   #258909
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i can't wank on the toilet.
it's too light, to exposed and i can't O unless i'm laying on my back.
sooooooo....
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:57 AM   #258910
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i don't think i've done it in a long time. i did once when i had a horrible bladder infection and every time i urinated it hurt so bad that i orgasmed. i sat on the toilet for what felt like hours and slept on the floor for a bit. anyhoo. i'm sleepy. night.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 02:08 AM   #258911
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i don't think i've done it in a long time. i did once when i had a horrible bladder infection and every time i urinated it hurt so bad that i orgasmed. i sat on the toilet for what felt like hours and slept on the floor for a bit. anyhoo. i'm sleepy. night.
that's hot and horrible at once.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:13 PM   #258912
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my fingers were too cold.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:15 PM   #258913
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:18 PM   #258914
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Extra hydrated lately. Messy.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:19 PM   #258915
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my fingers were too cold.
Wrap them around a hot tea cup.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #258916
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Your Av is stunning. Your blue eyes against that streak of red bang is a double taker.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:22 PM   #258917
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Your Av is stunning. Your blue eyes against that streak of red bang is a double taker.
thank you!

I was a little worried this red would make me look goth but I am loving it.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:32 PM   #258918
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:36 PM   #258920
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Kale, red cabbage, kiwi, red grapes, and coconut water smoothie. I'm still having a cup of coffee.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:39 PM   #258921
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:41 PM   #258922
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:50 PM   #258923
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:00 PM   #258924
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No.

We might believe that you were sitting there being all cute and stuff...
 

Old 02-02-2013, 01:10 PM   #258925
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Isn't she something?
 
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