Old 02-02-2013, 12:49 AM   #258876
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one more happy before bed.

pancakes, bacon and eggs in the morning. french press. okay. sleep. book. i should just pee and wank myself to sleep. wank over the toilet and get the squirts out. that might be cleanest. late night head ramblings. i am glad there are no tape recorders.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:51 AM   #258877
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i can't wank on the toilet.
it's too light, to exposed and i can't O unless i'm laying on my back.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:56 AM   #258878
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i can't wank on the toilet.
it's too light, to exposed and i can't O unless i'm laying on my back.
sooooooo....
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:57 AM   #258879
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i don't think i've done it in a long time. i did once when i had a horrible bladder infection and every time i urinated it hurt so bad that i orgasmed. i sat on the toilet for what felt like hours and slept on the floor for a bit. anyhoo. i'm sleepy. night.
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Old 02-02-2013, 01:08 AM   #258880
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i don't think i've done it in a long time. i did once when i had a horrible bladder infection and every time i urinated it hurt so bad that i orgasmed. i sat on the toilet for what felt like hours and slept on the floor for a bit. anyhoo. i'm sleepy. night.
that's hot and horrible at once.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:13 AM   #258881
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my fingers were too cold.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:15 AM   #258882
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:18 AM   #258883
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Extra hydrated lately. Messy.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 11:19 AM   #258884
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my fingers were too cold.
Wrap them around a hot tea cup.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:20 AM   #258885
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Your Av is stunning. Your blue eyes against that streak of red bang is a double taker.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 11:22 AM   #258886
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Your Av is stunning. Your blue eyes against that streak of red bang is a double taker.
thank you!

I was a little worried this red would make me look goth but I am loving it.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 11:32 AM   #258887
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:36 AM   #258889
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Kale, red cabbage, kiwi, red grapes, and coconut water smoothie. I'm still having a cup of coffee.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:39 AM   #258890
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:41 AM   #258891
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:50 AM   #258892
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:00 PM   #258893
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Would anyone believe me if'n I said he's sitting here being all cute and stuff?
No.

We might believe that you were sitting there being all cute and stuff...
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:10 PM   #258894
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Isn't she something?
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:14 PM   #258895
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I always remember, in that movie about people jumping off the Golden Gate, one guy actually survived the fall, he said, " as soon as I let go, that second, I knew it was a mistake"--

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Old 02-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #258896
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We might believe that you were sitting there being all cute and stuff...
But he is being cute. I just can't seem to get anyone to believe me.

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Isn't she something?
Byron?
 

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There were tears, tears and the coffee I spit out.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:24 PM   #258898
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That guy who hosts Income Property is one good looking man.
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:30 PM   #258899
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isnt he gay?
 

Old 02-02-2013, 12:34 PM   #258900
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