Old 01-31-2013, 03:13 PM   #258701
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:17 PM   #258702
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waiting for the meds to kick in.
it feels like being in early labour.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:18 PM   #258703
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waiting for the meds to kick in.
it feels like being in early labour.
Thanks now I have a rush of remembrance of when my wife was in early labor. My hand hurts!!!
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:22 PM   #258704
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:29 PM   #258705
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:33 PM   #258706
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quiero que me chingas el culo y que me machucas el clítoris.
Many, many years ago in a cinema where I was a speck of salt in a sea of pepper, a young fellow stood up in the middle of Von Ryan's Express after a minute of German was heard. In a voice loud enough to be heard throughout the theatre, he said:
Speak English, I can't unnerstan that shit !

The entire threater audience roared in laughter.

 

Old 01-31-2013, 03:46 PM   #258707
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Whichever one of you did that, you're a hateful pile of steaming shit and I hope you fucking die in a fire.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:47 PM   #258708
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Thanks to whomever hacked my Facebook account. Said the name I only use on here.

Have a problem with me, tell me. Don't go hacking into my accounts.

Now I really no longer want to even be here.
 

Old 01-31-2013, 04:02 PM   #258709
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Dude that is a fucking crap ass trophy.

There are some disturbed people around /obvious.

Hope you get to the bottom of it soon and they didn't do much damage!!

And hey, don't leave cos of a cock weasel. Lots of people enjoy your online company here.
 

Old 01-31-2013, 04:34 PM   #258710
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Old 01-31-2013, 04:46 PM   #258712
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Old 01-31-2013, 04:57 PM   #258714
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Cat couldn't pull food leftovers out of compost caddy so she knocked the whole effing thing on the floor.
The sight of cat dragging the chicken carcass almost as big as herself softened anger over orange peels and tea bags all over my kitchen floor.
 

Old 01-31-2013, 06:57 PM   #258715
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:10 PM   #258716
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im so sick of writing. i know im not doing my best work. i know its all rubbish. he loves it. ive read books he reads on similar subjects, no wonder he likes mine. it is much better quality than what he is used to reading. still, just because its better than crap, doesnt make it good.
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:16 PM   #258717
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:17 PM   #258718
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:38 PM   #258719
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:39 PM   #258720
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:39 PM   #258721
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:44 PM   #258722
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:46 PM   #258723
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Many, many years ago in a cinema where I was a speck of salt in a sea of pepper, a young fellow stood up in the middle of Von Ryan's Express after a minute of German was heard. In a voice loud enough to be heard throughout the theatre, he said:
Speak English, I can't unnerstan that shit !

The entire threater audience roared in laughter.

Perhaps I should stick to English! I just noticed a typo in what I wrote now that you've quoted me. Sacre bleu! I imagine I was distracted by the idea of group sex. In English, that translates (roughly) to "group sex."
 

Old 01-31-2013, 07:51 PM   #258724
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:07 PM   #258725
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