Old 01-24-2013, 04:49 PM   #258101
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i'm writing a business proposal for a hooters brand nursing agency. it will make me a gazillionaire.
I want 10%
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:49 PM   #258102
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i'm writing a business proposal for a hooters brand nursing agency. it will make me a gazillionaire.
As long as you hire males as well. To not do so would be sexist....
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:17 PM   #258103
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:08 PM   #258105
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:10 PM   #258106
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:19 PM   #258107
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:37 PM   #258108
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:54 PM   #258109
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:16 PM   #258110
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:17 PM   #258111
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Then the jeep was blown around quite a bit when I was driving.

And it is just so cold.
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There are several crows perched on my backyard fence. It's a little unnerving.
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:20 PM   #258113
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:45 PM   #258114
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:46 PM   #258115
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They're gone now. But yeah, that's the phrase that came to mind.
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:52 PM   #258116
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:25 PM   #258118
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:29 PM   #258119
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But....but....that's different! 2nd amendment, godammit!!!! Founding fathers! Self defense!

And assorted hysteria.
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:51 PM   #258124
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:36 PM   #258125
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And it is just so cold.
You drive a Jeep? What model?
 
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