Old 01-19-2013, 02:42 AM   #257401
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We eventually told her what that meant. She was such a prude and mortified!
If she's like that while being deep-dish Filipina, she's likely a Good Christian Woman.

Not that that ever stopped anyone from being a little freaky between the sheets! Maybe your boss had a bit of wild in the closet to take out only when with her hubby.
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:46 AM   #257402
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If she's like that while being deep-dish Filipina, she's likely a Good Christian Woman.

Not that that ever stopped anyone from being a little freaky between the sheets! Maybe your boss had a bit of wild in the closet to take out only when with her hubby.
I can't even picture her in anything but missionary, plus she was a devout Jehovah's Witness. Believe me, I looked for the sex swing in the basement when I went over, it was well hidden.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 02:52 AM   #257403
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:58 AM   #257404
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:04 AM   #257405
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I can't even picture her in anything but missionary, plus she was a devout Jehovah's Witness. Believe me, I looked for the sex swing in the basement when I went over, it was well hidden.
Man, that's gotta be one dry, spice-less plate of taco and sausage in their marriage. I couldn't take that kinda life.

What's her hard drink of choice, skim milk?

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Zumi- (last night) watched Prince 2009 interview- The Tavis Smiley Show
Ha! Good one, that. But if you really wanna take it back to a sweet show, the best is when he was on Muppets Tonight back in 1997.



Had this on VHS when it came out and then a few years later, a co-worker friend of mine QuickTime'd the show for me onto CD from a foreign source, with Danish subtitles and shit. All before YouTube made it easy peasy to watch everything from back in the day. Good times.
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:33 AM   #257406
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:46 AM   #257407
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:49 AM   #257408
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Old 01-19-2013, 04:10 AM   #257409
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:17 AM   #257410
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:20 AM   #257411
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:47 AM   #257412
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:26 AM   #257413
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:32 AM   #257414
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How did the snow get into my underpants. Still- my bits are tingling
 

Old 01-19-2013, 09:34 AM   #257415
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How did the snow get into my underpants. Still- my bits are tingling


That's not a concept that has any appeal whatsoever.


 

Old 01-19-2013, 09:36 AM   #257416
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How did the snow get into my underpants. Still- my bits are tingling
Did you fall?

Did you get the trifle!
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:40 AM   #257417
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Did you fall?

Did you get the trifle!
We went snow sledging! I went down the hill, with the "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and compulsory toppling over at the end

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That's not a concept that has any appeal whatsoever.


Please, do not insult my tingling bits. Many thanks.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 09:42 AM   #257419
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:43 AM   #257423
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People who need people,

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Please, do not insult my tingling bits. Many thanks.

Heh.

Are you frigid?



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