Old 01-19-2013, 12:26 AM   #257401
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The cool kids often turn out to get hummers in the real world.
This is what you really wanted to say, I reckon.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:28 AM   #257402
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Awaiting test results as I type, but the best thinking right now is that she may be having a blood-glucose issue that may require a change in kibble to a higher protein brand.

Thanks for asking.
That's pretty normal once they start getting older. High protein diet helps, I hear. I'm sure she'll be right as rain and you and Oliver have plenty of good cuddles left with her.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 12:31 AM   #257403
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It's always pretty easy to tell who is miserable in their own skin, with their lives.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 12:33 AM   #257404
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:34 AM   #257405
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That's pretty normal once they start getting older. High protein diet helps, I hear. I'm sure she'll be right as rain and you and Oliver have plenty of good cuddles left with her.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:36 AM   #257406
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This is what you really wanted to say, I reckon.
I have no idea what you're talking about...soz
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:44 AM   #257407
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I have no idea what you're talking about...soz
Just doing a little wordplay. "Hummers" is (slightly dated) American slang for "blowjobs."
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:45 AM   #257408
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Just doing a little wordplay. "Hummers" is (slightly dated) American slang for "blowjobs."
Ahh, I see, I Googled it and I got trucks
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:10 AM   #257409
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Just doing a little wordplay. "Hummers" is (slightly dated) American slang for "blowjobs."
That reminds me of the time when a Filipino boss I had came to work one morning and told us her husband said he wanted a Hummer. We just nodded.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 01:24 AM   #257410
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That reminds me of the time when a Filipino boss I had came to work one morning and told us her husband said he wanted a Hummer. We just nodded.
That had to have made some good after-work with the co-workers bar social fun times for sure.
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:32 AM   #257411
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That had to have made some good after-work with the co-workers bar social fun times for sure.
We eventually told her what that meant. She was such a prude and mortified!
 

Old 01-19-2013, 01:42 AM   #257412
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We eventually told her what that meant. She was such a prude and mortified!
If she's like that while being deep-dish Filipina, she's likely a Good Christian Woman.

Not that that ever stopped anyone from being a little freaky between the sheets! Maybe your boss had a bit of wild in the closet to take out only when with her hubby.
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:46 AM   #257413
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If she's like that while being deep-dish Filipina, she's likely a Good Christian Woman.

Not that that ever stopped anyone from being a little freaky between the sheets! Maybe your boss had a bit of wild in the closet to take out only when with her hubby.
I can't even picture her in anything but missionary, plus she was a devout Jehovah's Witness. Believe me, I looked for the sex swing in the basement when I went over, it was well hidden.
 

Old 01-19-2013, 01:52 AM   #257414
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:58 AM   #257415
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:04 AM   #257416
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I can't even picture her in anything but missionary, plus she was a devout Jehovah's Witness. Believe me, I looked for the sex swing in the basement when I went over, it was well hidden.
Man, that's gotta be one dry, spice-less plate of taco and sausage in their marriage. I couldn't take that kinda life.

What's her hard drink of choice, skim milk?

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Zumi- (last night) watched Prince 2009 interview- The Tavis Smiley Show
Ha! Good one, that. But if you really wanna take it back to a sweet show, the best is when he was on Muppets Tonight back in 1997.



Had this on VHS when it came out and then a few years later, a co-worker friend of mine QuickTime'd the show for me onto CD from a foreign source, with Danish subtitles and shit. All before YouTube made it easy peasy to watch everything from back in the day. Good times.
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:33 AM   #257417
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:17 AM   #257421
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:26 AM   #257424
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