Old 01-16-2013, 05:25 PM   #257101
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The Welsh bastard still wins man of the match at nearly forty years old. If I ever meet the fucker that told him at sixteen that he'd never be good enough to play for England, I will kick him up and down Wembley Way.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:26 PM   #257102
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:27 PM   #257103
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:42 PM   #257104
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And I'm probably heading your way come autumn.


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Old 01-16-2013, 05:49 PM   #257105
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:48 PM   #257106
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I miss a few people. And even though I didn't really interact with him LukkyKnight hasn't posted since May of 08.

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Old 01-16-2013, 07:04 PM   #257107
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So you made a thread just to laugh at a meme of an overweight woman. And of course she's of color, you wouldn't have it any other way.

What a shitstain of a man you are.

Would love to see what your mama looks like. Throw a pic of her ass up here, we'll have a barrel of monkeys clowning her, I bet.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:26 PM   #257108
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:27 PM   #257109
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Yeah, Lukky was a good egg.

Hopefully is he doing well.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #257110
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The 2 awesome women in my life both have new ink tonight...

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Old 01-16-2013, 07:43 PM   #257111
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Mom and Grandma got matching tats?
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:58 PM   #257112
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I snorted.

You ready to join the rest of us yet?
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:02 PM   #257113
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:07 PM   #257114
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:10 PM   #257115
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I'm concerned about Grandma and Grandpa. The retirement community's clubhouse has strict rules about that sort of thing.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:17 PM   #257116
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:33 PM   #257117
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:41 PM   #257118
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Silver linings playbook. Looks interesting.
I like what's her name...Winter's Mcbone chick.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:08 PM   #257119
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Mom and Grandma got matching tats?
Wife n daughter...and not matching but similar...wrist scrolls...
Wifey wants a feminine match to my latest, but not spending that much til we get back from a cruise in a couple months...
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:27 PM   #257120
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:30 PM   #257121
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Very first impression was trap!...

...further thought brought the doors to the tunafish buffet are now wide open.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:48 PM   #257122
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Is it bad luck to eat the fortune cookie first?
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:51 PM   #257123
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:51 PM   #257124
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:13 PM   #257125
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