Old 01-10-2013, 10:47 PM   #256151
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:50 PM   #256152
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I never could understand the fascination with Twitter.
There are some interesting people on there. There's one person whose Tweets I enjoy, but I'm not sure what the Twitter etiquette is regarding replies. How many before it becomes stalky? Message forums don't have that problem.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:07 PM   #256153
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I knew a Brit ex-pat who would take the bottle to bed with him, and drink until he passed out.

Slept right through whatever he caught. I dunno about that Davey/end Goliath voice

Somehow, that choice seems fraught with unforseen problems- Like choking to death ?
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:27 PM   #256154
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There are some interesting people on there. There's one person whose Tweets I enjoy, but I'm not sure what the Twitter etiquette is regarding replies. How many before it becomes stalky? Message forums don't have that problem.
Are you stalking me?!
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:29 PM   #256155
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Are you stalking me?!
I replied to this post pretty quickly, didn't I?
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:30 PM   #256156
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Are you stalking me?!
That would mean he has good taste.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:32 PM   #256157
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was that thunder or just someone being an asshole? i really have no idea. oh well.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:35 PM   #256158
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That would mean he has good taste.
Flirt!
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:37 PM   #256159
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That would mean he has good taste.
Chasing McKenna is like watching the moon landing. I do not seek that which is the domain of better men than I.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:39 PM   #256160
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Chasing McKenna is like watching the moon landing. I do not seek that which is the domain of better men than I.
I'm happy to camp next door and share coffee with her and hers.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:39 PM   #256161
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My account is public. It's @blobfish7, if you're interested.
Oh yeah, been there before, sorry I forgot
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:41 PM   #256162
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Chasing McKenna is like watching the moon landing. I do not seek that which is the domain of better men than I.
Wow. I am quite flattered.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:43 PM   #256163
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I'm happy to camp next door and share coffee with her and hers.
Likewise! Though the little guy likes to get us and everyone within shouting distance up at o-dark-thirty.

I'll make the coffee strong.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 11:43 PM   #256164
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Wow. I am quite flattered.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:44 PM   #256165
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Oh yeah, been there before, sorry I forgot
No need for apologies! You probably pushed it out of your recollection. I hate my Twitter name. I tried to get "blobfish", but six others beat me to it.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:46 PM   #256166
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Begone, harlequin. Your pied blouse does not dazzle us. Rather, it makes you a fool in our minds.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:22 AM   #256167
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Old 01-11-2013, 04:36 AM   #256170
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Old 01-11-2013, 05:21 AM   #256171
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It's way too early to be up on vacation...standing with strangers in a corral...listening to a country music singer...waiting to run...what was I thinking?!?
 

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Old 01-11-2013, 06:31 AM   #256174
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