Old 01-10-2013, 04:50 PM   #256151
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Maybe it's your Patronus?
Could be a harbinger.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 04:51 PM   #256152
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You're saying you're a little man?
That or it's a big honking bird.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 04:53 PM   #256153
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That or it's a big honking bird.
Do hawks honk?
 

Old 01-10-2013, 04:53 PM   #256154
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Him-Those mothballs are toxic! You're killing me!
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Him- You can't smell it 'cause you're used to it, but I'm telling you, that smell is horrible!
Her-Go to hell!
Him-I'll see you there!
Her-Shove my mothballs up your ass!

Pretty sure I defused the situation when I tripped against my apartment door in a fit of laughter.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 04:56 PM   #256155
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That or it's a big honking bird.
It could be a fledgling Roc.



Be careful, them things don't fuck around.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:57 PM   #256156
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Do hawks honk?
I'm no biologist, but I would imagine with their honkers.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 04:58 PM   #256157
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:37 PM   #256158
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That or it's a big honking bird.
Cooper's hawks aren't very big. Less than a pound.
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:41 PM   #256159
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:42 PM   #256160
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:46 PM   #256161
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:47 PM   #256162
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Zorb ball ride on Russian ski slope ends in death

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Old 01-10-2013, 05:48 PM   #256163
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Hmmm, that was slightly disturbing.

No, I meant sparking a conversation. I find people there that seem interesting, but I'm finding it difficult to begin talking to them. Perhaps they are too interesting.
I thought you were getting too complacent with things

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Cooper's hawks aren't very big. Less than a pound.
Maybe in Alaska. Around these parts they can bring down a moose.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 05:57 PM   #256165
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I thought you were getting too complacent with things

PM me your twitter?
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Old 01-10-2013, 06:22 PM   #256166
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:10 PM   #256167
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:31 PM   #256168
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Maybe in Alaska. Around these parts they can bring down a moose.


There haven't been any moose around "Cancer On The Potomac" since the entire region was bulldozed, leveled and paved in every direction for 50 miles.



 

Old 01-10-2013, 08:50 PM   #256169
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i know the ice caused it, but my texting didnt help
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:16 PM   #256171
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Doesn't get any easier.

Trying.

Need a hug.

Seeing you walk past me like I don't exist... never gets easier.

All I've ever done is try to be good to you, and that includes communicating.

Never said you were a bad person. Wasn't rude or insulting... pointed out how you were acting to try to address it and bring us closer.

Proud of you. I know you hate when I say it, but I am, and look up to you even when you refuse to acknowledge I exist.

me
 

Old 01-10-2013, 10:20 PM   #256172
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Doesn't get any easier.

Trying.

Need a hug.

Seeing you walk past me like I don't exist... never gets easier.

All I've ever done is try to be good to you, and that includes communicating.

Never said you were a bad person. Wasn't rude or insulting... pointed out how you were acting to try to address it and bring us closer.

Proud of you. I know you hate when I say it, but I am, and look up to you even when you refuse to acknowledge I exist.

me
Hey duck.

What's going down?
 

Old 01-10-2013, 10:51 PM   #256173
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I wish things had turned out differently for us.

But they didn't.


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Why did it have to be me to be the one to decide whether or not to take you off life support?

How am I to live with myself now?

God, I miss you...

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