Old 01-10-2013, 02:12 PM   #256151
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:22 PM   #256152
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:24 PM   #256153
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These charlie horses are killing me! 19 weeks to go.
Massage it out, a little heat for 20 minutes, move the muscle some
 

Old 01-10-2013, 02:28 PM   #256154
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:31 PM   #256155
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Massage it out, a little heat for 20 minutes, move the muscle some
I do, that and getting up to walk are the only things that help.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 02:32 PM   #256156
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I do, that and getting up to walk are the only things that help.
That's the only good way to remove charlie horses
 

Old 01-10-2013, 02:56 PM   #256157
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:49 PM   #256161
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You're saying you're a little man?
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Maybe it's your Patronus?
Could be a harbinger.
 

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That or it's a big honking bird.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 03:53 PM   #256164
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Do hawks honk?
 

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Him-I'll see you there!
Her-Shove my mothballs up your ass!

Pretty sure I defused the situation when I tripped against my apartment door in a fit of laughter.
 

Old 01-10-2013, 03:56 PM   #256166
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It could be a fledgling Roc.



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Do hawks honk?
I'm no biologist, but I would imagine with their honkers.
 

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That or it's a big honking bird.
Cooper's hawks aren't very big. Less than a pound.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:46 PM   #256172
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Hmmm, that was slightly disturbing.

No, I meant sparking a conversation. I find people there that seem interesting, but I'm finding it difficult to begin talking to them. Perhaps they are too interesting.
I thought you were getting too complacent with things

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Cooper's hawks aren't very big. Less than a pound.
Maybe in Alaska. Around these parts they can bring down a moose.
 
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