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01-09-2013, 05:06 AM
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Molls.
Lady_Moldovie is offline
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Fucking sneezing fit..., now I'm all snotty...
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I love it when you get the giggles with someone and you laugh even harder because you're both laughing, and the tears flow and you can barely breathe!
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us
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01-09-2013, 05:55 AM
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copping a feel
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Originally Posted by Phelia
Can't sleep. I think I need either a) a bedtime story or b) to be fucked until I forget my own name.
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i know that feeling.
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If the sky falls I can dance on the stars. And if the stars fall then the darkness is ours.
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01-09-2013, 07:39 AM
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Make Erotica Great Again!
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01-09-2013, 07:47 AM
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Make Erotica Great Again!
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01-09-2013, 08:46 AM
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scapolo
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RGIII is in surgery right now, and will probably miss the opening of next year's season. The reactions here in DC are interesting; people are worried because he's a football player and DC loves it's football. But people are genuinely concerned because he's become a loved part of the community in very short time.
As great as he is on the field, he's even better off and people are drawn to him.
Some people command respect just by being who they are. RGIII is a young man, but when he steps on the field or even just enters a room; he's in charge and people recognize his strength of character.
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01-09-2013, 08:48 AM
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Elusive
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Today is a new day.
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01-09-2013, 09:13 AM
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Virgin
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I'm new to all this, have no idea how all of this works.
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Southern Belle
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01-09-2013, 09:39 AM
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eh … fuck it.
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Two 2-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. Five 1-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. If you read the labels and do the math you have a choice of purchasing 32 ounces or 40 ounces, each for $5. Why do supermarkets do that to customers?
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01-09-2013, 11:50 AM
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God Mod
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using an inspirational quote in scripted font in your email signature is a great way to let people know you barely graduated high school.
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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01-09-2013, 11:53 AM
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nihilistictechnofetishist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom4533
Two 2-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. Five 1-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. If you read the labels and do the math you have a choice of purchasing 32 ounces or 40 ounces, each for $5. Why do supermarkets do that to customers?
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Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.
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There is always a point at which the terrorist ceases to manipulate the media gestalt. A point at which the violence may well escalate, but beyond which the terrorist has become symptomatic of the media gestalt itself. Terrorism as we ordinarily understand it is innately media-related.
William Gibson
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01-09-2013, 11:56 AM
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I am a river to my people
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Originally Posted by MotoXbaby
I'm new to all this, have no idea how all of this works.
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01-09-2013, 12:00 PM
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Zucchini Muffin
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Totally just threw my iced tea bottle at the garbage can, missed and then walked away. This overhaul of the lunch room might be getting to me. Meh.
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01-09-2013, 12:01 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
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Originally Posted by SeanH
Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.
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...and it's Big Brother's job to protect them from themselves.
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01-09-2013, 12:02 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
Please stop quoting him.
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Oh, that will never stop.
He's one of the clowns that make the circus what it is.
And you want to shut down this circus?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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01-09-2013, 12:03 PM
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Zucchini Muffin
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I just want the clowns to be more interesting.
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01-09-2013, 12:10 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
Byron In Exile is offline
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Originally Posted by JinXed
I don't know the backstory, if there is one, but "disaster prepping" is that code for doomsday prepping? Like those people who stock up on canned goods, water, guns, etc in their underground bunkers hidden in the mountains?
(my 60+ year old mother loves watching that crap on tv!)
If Kyle doesn't soon get home with my dinner I'm going to eat his face off once he walks through the doors.
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The bad news is... the apocalypse hasn't happened yet, and Kyle will be back.
The good news is that... when it does, I made him promise not to eat your brain.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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01-09-2013, 12:13 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss
I just want the clowns to be more interesting.
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In what way?
They're already dressed like clowns and have long pointy teeth.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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01-09-2013, 12:27 PM
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eh … fuck it.
phantom4533 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss
Totally just threw my iced tea bottle at the garbage can, missed and then walked away. This overhaul of the lunch room might be getting to me. Meh.
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01-09-2013, 12:41 PM
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Zucchini Muffin
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What?
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01-09-2013, 12:43 PM
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shoots left
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Today is a new day.
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01-09-2013, 12:44 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
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More and more, I realize how much I dislike journalists and television "news readers." When you get right down to it, they really are no more than professional gossips and blabbermouths— i.e. yappers and yammerers.
They know nothing that is of any value to society.
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01-09-2013, 01:15 PM
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eh … fuck it.
phantom4533 is offline
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
What?
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01-09-2013, 01:19 PM
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scapolo
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I spent $20 on a new wick for my kerosene heater and have spent the last 3 hours trying to get the fucking thing in. I finally gave up and threw the entire heater in the trash bin. I'll just go buy a new one.
My hands smell of kerosene, my fingers are rubbed raw and I have 5-gallons of kerosene with nothing to burn it in.
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01-09-2013, 01:21 PM
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eh … fuck it.
phantom4533 is offline
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Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
I spent $20 on a new wick for my kerosene heater and have spent the last 3 hours trying to get the fucking thing in. I finally gave up and threw the entire heater in the trash bin. I'll just go buy a new one.
My hands smell of kerosene, my fingers are rubbed raw and I have 5-gallons of kerosene with nothing to burn it in.
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01-09-2013, 01:27 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
trysail is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanH
Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.
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The trouble with economic illiterates and innumerates is that they are so easily fooled. They are effortlessly persuaded to vote for charlatans who promise them an endless supply of bread, circuses, food stamps and free lunches.
Like Voltaire's Candide, they are perpetual professional victims. They repeatedly fall for the false and impossible promises of swindlers and con artists. They believe in perpetual motion, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. They play lotteries. They go to Las Vegas. They believe the palpably untrue. When inconvenient reality eventually rears its ugly head— as it always will— it's someone else's fault and they look to the Messiah to save them from the consequences of their stupidity.
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