Old 01-09-2013, 05:06 AM   #255926
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:55 AM   #255927
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:39 AM   #255928
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:47 AM   #255929
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:46 AM   #255930
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RGIII is in surgery right now, and will probably miss the opening of next year's season. The reactions here in DC are interesting; people are worried because he's a football player and DC loves it's football. But people are genuinely concerned because he's become a loved part of the community in very short time.

As great as he is on the field, he's even better off and people are drawn to him.

Some people command respect just by being who they are. RGIII is a young man, but when he steps on the field or even just enters a room; he's in charge and people recognize his strength of character.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 08:48 AM   #255931
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:13 AM   #255932
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:39 AM   #255933
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Two 2-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. Five 1-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. If you read the labels and do the math you have a choice of purchasing 32 ounces or 40 ounces, each for $5. Why do supermarkets do that to customers?
 

Old 01-09-2013, 11:50 AM   #255934
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:53 AM   #255935
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Two 2-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. Five 1-serving packages of black bean soup: $5. If you read the labels and do the math you have a choice of purchasing 32 ounces or 40 ounces, each for $5. Why do supermarkets do that to customers?
Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:56 AM   #255936
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:00 PM   #255937
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Totally just threw my iced tea bottle at the garbage can, missed and then walked away. This overhaul of the lunch room might be getting to me. Meh.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:01 PM   #255938
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Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.


...and it's Big Brother's job to protect them from themselves.



 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:02 PM   #255939
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Please stop quoting him.
Oh, that will never stop.

He's one of the clowns that make the circus what it is.

And you want to shut down this circus?
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:03 PM   #255940
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I just want the clowns to be more interesting.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:10 PM   #255941
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I don't know the backstory, if there is one, but "disaster prepping" is that code for doomsday prepping? Like those people who stock up on canned goods, water, guns, etc in their underground bunkers hidden in the mountains?

(my 60+ year old mother loves watching that crap on tv!)

If Kyle doesn't soon get home with my dinner I'm going to eat his face off once he walks through the doors.
The bad news is... the apocalypse hasn't happened yet, and Kyle will be back.

The good news is that... when it does, I made him promise not to eat your brain.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:13 PM   #255942
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In what way?

They're already dressed like clowns and have long pointy teeth.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:27 PM   #255943
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Totally just threw my iced tea bottle at the garbage can, missed and then walked away. This overhaul of the lunch room might be getting to me. Meh.
So, you basically threw up a brick. Seems appropriate.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:41 PM   #255944
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:43 PM   #255945
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More and more, I realize how much I dislike journalists and television "news readers." When you get right down to it, they really are no more than professional gossips and blabbermouths— i.e. yappers and yammerers.


They know nothing that is of any value to society.



 

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It's a basketball term ... when you take a shot and miss everything.
 

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I spent $20 on a new wick for my kerosene heater and have spent the last 3 hours trying to get the fucking thing in. I finally gave up and threw the entire heater in the trash bin. I'll just go buy a new one.


My hands smell of kerosene, my fingers are rubbed raw and I have 5-gallons of kerosene with nothing to burn it in.
 

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I spent $20 on a new wick for my kerosene heater and have spent the last 3 hours trying to get the fucking thing in. I finally gave up and threw the entire heater in the trash bin. I'll just go buy a new one.


My hands smell of kerosene, my fingers are rubbed raw and I have 5-gallons of kerosene with nothing to burn it in.
It's good for starting brush fires
 

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Because most consumers are fucking idiots that think mathematics is some kind of voodoo.


The trouble with economic illiterates and innumerates is that they are so easily fooled. They are effortlessly persuaded to vote for charlatans who promise them an endless supply of bread, circuses, food stamps and free lunches.


Like Voltaire's Candide, they are perpetual professional victims. They repeatedly fall for the false and impossible promises of swindlers and con artists. They believe in perpetual motion, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. They play lotteries. They go to Las Vegas. They believe the palpably untrue. When inconvenient reality eventually rears its ugly head— as it always will— it's someone else's fault and they look to the Messiah to save them from the consequences of their stupidity.



 
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