Old 01-08-2013, 09:16 PM   #255926
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I have one rule I have to follow when traveling, no connecting planes.
If I had that rule, I'd have to use LT's private charter company.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:18 PM   #255927
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it's happened
last nightmare
Capetown, Johanesburg,Washington,Mtl,here
Capetown Joburg. ok
Joburg - washington 2 days delay
washington - mtl 1 day delay.

it's happening a lot
Schedules are just an idea.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:21 PM   #255928
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when is the bridge over the Atlantic opening ?

but, do you wanna see my RV ?
I love rv's and I'm sure the bridge will be built one day. I have hope.

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If I had that rule, I'd have to use LT's private charter company.
I'm the only one with the rule, I think its cause I'm the only female.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:10 PM   #255929
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You are such a doll and wonderful person, I am so sorry you got that diagnosis today. It's not fair, but you are going to kick its motherfucking ass. Do you hear me? You. Will. Beat. This.
 

Old 01-08-2013, 10:29 PM   #255930
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Oh yes my darlings, soon you will be on my feet.
Fun!!
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:50 PM   #255931
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My dog's ashes arrived today. Her name was misspelled on the plaque and the certificate. In fact, it was a completely different name.

Assholes.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:52 PM   #255932
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excuse me, but you sent me the wrong dead dog.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:53 PM   #255933
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i am sorry for your loss.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:58 PM   #255934
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excuse me, but you sent me the wrong dead dog.
The name they used is Rhiana. My dog's name starts with an R and ends with an a. The stuff in the middle is all wrong. Maybe she's sending me a message from beyond the grave that she's coming back as a popular recording artist. Minus an n.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:02 PM   #255935
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:05 PM   #255936
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:10 PM   #255938
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i am sorry for your loss.
Thank you.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:11 PM   #255939
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The name they used is Rhiana. My dog's name starts with an R and ends with an a. The stuff in the middle is all wrong. Maybe she's sending me a message from beyond the grave that she's coming back as a popular recording artist. Minus an n.
singing sweet songs to the moon.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:21 PM   #255940
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stop talking about the fucking jets!
There's ink all over the ink. Rex is far more whore than he ever will be tuna. Idiot that way.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:23 PM   #255941
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:33 PM   #255942
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does the helmet get sticky?
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:35 PM   #255943
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i was around a lot of testosterone today. i need to be fucked hard. hormones.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:36 PM   #255944
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:39 PM   #255945
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I only came back for the Darth Vader helmet.

Also, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I take these jobs? I'm stupid.
 

Old 01-08-2013, 11:41 PM   #255946
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:41 PM   #255947
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Honestly? I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.
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Oh don't do that! You can, however, love my shoes.
 

Old 01-08-2013, 11:45 PM   #255949
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My heart is gigantic. There's room for your sweet ass AND your shoes.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:48 PM   #255950
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Good day. Dinner with Mom and stepdad, then a movie. First movie I've seen with her in almost a decade.

Not so good evening. Not many people know how to get to me, but one seems to take delight in doing it.

Bah.
 
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