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Old 01-09-2013, 12:10 AM   #255927
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i am sorry for your loss.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:11 AM   #255928
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The name they used is Rhiana. My dog's name starts with an R and ends with an a. The stuff in the middle is all wrong. Maybe she's sending me a message from beyond the grave that she's coming back as a popular recording artist. Minus an n.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:21 AM   #255929
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stop talking about the fucking jets!
There's ink all over the ink. Rex is far more whore than he ever will be tuna. Idiot that way.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:23 AM   #255930
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:33 AM   #255931
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does the helmet get sticky?
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:35 AM   #255932
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i was around a lot of testosterone today. i need to be fucked hard. hormones.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:36 AM   #255933
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:39 AM   #255934
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I only came back for the Darth Vader helmet.

Also, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I take these jobs? I'm stupid.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:41 AM   #255935
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7-year old father...

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:41 AM   #255936
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Oh yes my darlings, soon you will be on my feet.
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:44 AM   #255937
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Honestly? I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.
Oh don't do that! You can, however, love my shoes.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:45 AM   #255938
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:48 AM   #255939
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Not so good evening. Not many people know how to get to me, but one seems to take delight in doing it.

Bah.
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:54 AM   #255940
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The church of a hundred souls or so sat nestled amid a valley which hadn't tasted rain for a year and more.

One Sunday the preacher told his listeners, "Tomorrow we go to the mountain and pray."

The next day the entire congregation gathered at the mountain's foot. As the pastor rose and strode forward to speak, he eyed a young girl in the middle of the flock holding an opened umbrella confidently over her head.

The shepard smiled and began, "Well, it looks like one believer showed up today."
 

Old 01-09-2013, 12:55 AM   #255941
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The church of a hundred souls or so sat nestled amid a valley which hadn't tasted rain for a year and more.

One Sunday the preacher told his listeners, "Tomorrow we go to the mountain and pray."

The next day the entire congregation gathered at the mountain's foot. As the pastor rose and strode forward to speak, he eyed a young girl in the middle of the flock holding an opened umbrella confidently over her head.

The shepard smiled and began, "Well, it looks like one believer showed up today."
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:10 AM   #255942
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:17 AM   #255943
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Cherries
Creme de menthe
canned salmon
walnuts

I'll bet you could make some righteous Halloween barf with those ingredients.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:22 AM   #255944
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Cherries
Creme de menthe
canned salmon
walnuts

I'll bet you could make some righteous Halloween barf with those ingredients.
Or a 1960s dinner party.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:23 AM   #255945
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Ambrosia gone wrong.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:23 AM   #255946
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Cherries
Creme de menthe
canned salmon
walnuts

I'll bet you could make some righteous Halloween barf with those ingredients.
Or you could make a few things good to eat.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:33 AM   #255947
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I don't know the backstory, if there is one, but "disaster prepping" is that code for doomsday prepping? Like those people who stock up on canned goods, water, guns, etc in their underground bunkers hidden in the mountains?
That's TV disaster prepping, aka prepping for idiots who learn all they need to know about life from video games and TV.

Real prepping involves not only stockpiling, but also getting connected with other people around you so you have not only stockpiled resources but also the means to produce, as well as someone you can rely on. It's about understanding that no one person or family is a self-sufficient island. It's about recognizing the concept of economies of scale and division of labor. Trust, trade, cooperation, sustainability and backup plans, that's a hell of a lot more effective than merely being well-armed and having stockpiles of this and that.

And a mob can burn you out of, or bury/trap you inside, a bunker.
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:18 AM   #255948
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So, I took the Jeopardy! online test a few hours ago. It's a ten minute test in which you're shown fifty questions with fifteen seconds to answer each one. You need to get at least seventy percent correct in order to be entered into the contestant pool. I'm not sure if I made it or not, but it was definitely close.

I'd encourage any of you to enter it next time around. I'm certain that a lot of you could pass the test with ease. If not, it's still fun.
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:06 AM   #255949
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:08 AM   #255950
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Can't sleep. I think I need either a) a bedtime story or b) to be fucked until I forget my own name.
A woman once called me "manesia". It turns out she was dyslexic. And she wasn't actually talking to me.
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