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Old 01-06-2013, 09:00 PM   #255676
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I though they naturally flocked to you.
You spelled 'fucked' wrong.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:02 PM   #255677
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wrong fairies.
I refuse to use the word as an antiquated slur against homosexuals. It is offensive both to said homosexuals and to our fairy brethren, most of whom reproduce asexually.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:11 PM   #255678
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I refuse to use the word as an antiquated slur against homosexuals. It is offensive both to said homosexuals and to our fairy brethren, most of whom reproduce asexually.
i'm not talking about homosexuals.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:12 PM   #255679
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i'm not talking about homosexuals.
What other kind, then? Twinks? They're one asshole tonguing away from abject homosexuality.

I know of no other kind. Please elaborate.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:15 PM   #255680
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What other kind, then? Twinks? They're one asshole tonguing away from abject homosexuality.

I know of no other kind. Please elaborate.
go to the forest truck stops.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:23 PM   #255681
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go to the forest truck stops.
I don't know about you, but when I request fairies at a truck stop, I generally receive homosexuals.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:29 PM   #255682
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:34 PM   #255683
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:37 PM   #255684
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I made ialtr's hair hurt.
Wait, what?
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:42 PM   #255685
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:44 PM   #255686
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:56 PM   #255687
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:57 PM   #255688
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This whoopie pie is very good.

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If I called Whoopie that she would beat the shit out of me.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:24 PM   #255694
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Caught it before it hit the floor.
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:03 PM   #255696
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*knock knock knock*

Wendy.

*knock knock knock*

Wendy.

*knock knock knock*

Wendy.

*knock knock knock*

Wendy...
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:42 PM   #255698
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