Old 01-06-2013, 09:51 PM   #255651
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You want me to stop at truck stops in East Germany. And ask to see fairies.
forest fairies. czech truck stops. nice scenery. go to the wooded areas.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 09:51 PM   #255652
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You want me to stop at truck stops in East Germany. And ask to see fairies.
I would pay at least $20 to see that.
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I would pay at least $20 to see that.
me too.
 

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Old 01-06-2013, 09:55 PM   #255657
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I believe that Iceland has a fairly robust fairy culture. Apparently, a plurality of individual polled from that nation still believe in their existence.

I'll see if I can find you a link.
This is the best I could find:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Icela...ion-5001.shtml

Evidently, the poll suggests that 80% of Icelanders either believe in, or refuse to rule out the existence of, fairies, whilst only 10% have a strong belief therein.
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I'd bet anything that that's not the first time he'll be gang-raped across eastern Europe.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 09:56 PM   #255659
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:57 PM   #255660
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This is the best I could find:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Icela...ion-5001.shtml

Evidently, the poll suggests that 80% of Icelanders either believe in, or refuse to rule out the existence of, fairies, whilst only 10% have a strong belief therein.
wrong fairies.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 09:57 PM   #255661
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:57 PM   #255663
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You want me to stop at truck stops in East Germany. And ask to see fairies.
I though they naturally flocked to you.
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I though they naturally flocked to you.
You spelled 'fucked' wrong.
 

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wrong fairies.
I refuse to use the word as an antiquated slur against homosexuals. It is offensive both to said homosexuals and to our fairy brethren, most of whom reproduce asexually.
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I refuse to use the word as an antiquated slur against homosexuals. It is offensive both to said homosexuals and to our fairy brethren, most of whom reproduce asexually.
i'm not talking about homosexuals.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 10:12 PM   #255668
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i'm not talking about homosexuals.
What other kind, then? Twinks? They're one asshole tonguing away from abject homosexuality.

I know of no other kind. Please elaborate.
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What other kind, then? Twinks? They're one asshole tonguing away from abject homosexuality.

I know of no other kind. Please elaborate.
go to the forest truck stops.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 10:23 PM   #255670
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go to the forest truck stops.
I don't know about you, but when I request fairies at a truck stop, I generally receive homosexuals.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:34 PM   #255672
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I made ialtr's hair hurt.
Wait, what?
 

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