Old 01-06-2013, 08:16 PM   #255601
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:16 PM   #255602
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:17 PM   #255603
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That's twice now that the link would not open for me.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #255604
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That's twice now that the link would not open for me.


I think it might be a little much for your Windows 3.1.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 08:19 PM   #255605
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:41 PM   #255607
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:49 PM   #255609
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Hey Laurel, I am having issues with IE10 and this site. Is there any changes I need to do for it to show up correctly?

I am testing the browser so I don't want to switch to another browser.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 08:52 PM   #255610
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:53 PM   #255611
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The hockey team went to Vegas for a tournament. One night we decided to take a cab to a strip club and do some drinking. We flag down some dude in a minivan. About halfway to the club the worst fart ever starts wafting its way through the van. These are hockey players. There guys would be more than happy to shit on each other. "Did you do that?" No. None of us. It was the driver! The fucking guy shit his pants on us.

"Window!" I point at the little window in the back. He says nothing just keeps driving. "FUCKING WINDOW!!"

He understood English that time.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:56 PM   #255612
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:58 PM   #255614
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A Russian cabbie in Houston once gave me a terrifyingly fast slalom to the airport in one of those.
Traveling to and from the airport in Bogata was the worst ever. Made Moscow traffic seem down right civilized.
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What makes that hilarious to me is that the guy videotaped it and put it on the web.
After I watched it, I had a long talk with the son about not filming your face when making a video to put online.
 

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Traveling to and from the airport in Bogata was the worst ever. Made Moscow traffic seem down right civilized.
You ever driven in Rome?
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Never have been to Italy.

A crime, I think.
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Never have been to Italy.

A crime, I think.
Well the drivers are all criminals, that's for sure. I was given some advice by an Italian colleague, "drive fast, blow the horn, make them afraid."
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:14 PM   #255621
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Walking in Rome was scary enough.
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Ha! It must be if you're female.
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Rome is bad, but an orderly bad. I just got back from Bucharest where there don't seem to be any traffic rules whatsoever.
 

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Rome is bad, but an orderly bad. I just got back from Bucharest where there don't seem to be any traffic rules whatsoever.
I've only ever driven in the former Eastern bloc in a truck. Different kettle of fish, people get out of your way.
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I've only ever driven in the former Eastern bloc in a truck. Different kettle of fish, people get out of your way.
Driving in Siberia is dandy. Very few cars in places I've been.
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