Old 12-30-2012, 10:55 AM   #254426
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Falling in rivers?

Do you people not have eyes or maps?
 

Old 12-30-2012, 10:57 AM   #254427
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why am i suddenly craving a lucky strike? i don't even know if they make those anymore and they fucking hurt half the time because of all the tar, but, man, i totally want a pack. thank god i'm broke.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 10:59 AM   #254428
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Fishing on the banks, slipping on a rock and getting swept away forever.

Stupid people walking or snowmachining on rivers or lakes when the ice is not thick enough.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:01 AM   #254429
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why am i suddenly craving a lucky strike? i don't even know if they make those anymore and they fucking hurt half the time because of all the tar, but, man, i totally want a pack. thank god i'm broke.
Grandpa smoked unfiltered lucky strikes. A nice little habit he brought back with him after the war.

He lived to be an old man.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:02 AM   #254430
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Falling in rivers?

Do you people not have eyes or maps?
Or shoes?
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:03 AM   #254431
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Stupid people walking or snowmachining on rivers or lakes when the ice is not thick enough.

it amuses me how often we get that here as well though mainly it's stupid ice fishing rednecks here.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:03 AM   #254432
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I get laid a lot when I go to North Dakota. It all makes sense now.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:06 AM   #254433
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I get laid a lot when I go to North Dakota. It all makes sense now.
According to Pete's map, with ugly people. You must be quite a nice delectable prize there.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:07 AM   #254434
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She's a delectable prize in any state.

But don't tell her that. Her head is big enough already.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:08 AM   #254435
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Deservedly big.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:08 AM   #254436
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and where the hell is the u.p.?
Dick Snyder gave it to Canada in exchange for the bridge.
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:10 AM   #254437
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North Dakotans certainly aren't helping to keep it in check.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:10 AM   #254438
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oy. enough with the bridge. i'm fucking sick of hearing about the fucking bridge.
 

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How States Got Their Shapes?
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:11 AM   #254440
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According to Pete's map, with ugly people. You must be quite a nice delectable prize there.


Hey, WHERE is your gorgeous rump? I look forward to gazing at it when I come on here.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:13 AM   #254441
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It is not my map. It was posted on the internet. Just like pirated DVDs it belongs to all of us now.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:14 AM   #254442
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Hey, WHERE is your gorgeous rump? I look forward to gazing at it when I come on here.
Thank you.

My ass just wasn't feeling in the mood.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:14 AM   #254443
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Fucking on the railing of the mighty mac might be interesting.
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:15 AM   #254444
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It is not my map. It was posted on the internet. Just like pirated DVDs it belongs to all of us now.
Please mail mine to me. I'm too lazy to download them.
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:15 AM   #254445
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why the fuck is billy crystal being allowed to star in another movie? that asshole hasn't been funny in decades.
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:15 AM   #254446
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I get laid a lot when I go to North Dakota. It all makes sense now.
Me thinks you can get laid a lot wherever you go. (It's a compliment)

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Makes two of us.
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Fucking on the railing of the mighty mac might be interesting.
Kinky.

 

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Please mail mine to me. I'm too lazy to download them.


You have male!
 

Old 12-30-2012, 11:18 AM   #254449
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You have male!
So, all those pirated DVDs are from your "special" porn collection, Petey?
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Old 12-30-2012, 11:19 AM   #254450
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Fucking on the railing of the mighty mac might be interesting.
ah, another memory from the 80's. the flying yugo taking a swim in the lake on a fairly windy day.

so, yeah, interesting.
 
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