Old 12-22-2012, 03:12 PM   #253201
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My grandparents used to polka through the house on Christmas day.

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Old 12-22-2012, 03:16 PM   #253202
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For Instant Star.

The boyfriend sent me that message and we spent half an hour arguing about whether it was the Doctor or the Winchesters.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:22 PM   #253203
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I guess...idk I just see it as a day to turn the phone off, cook some grub and watch a couple flicks......burn one, go hit up the Christmas buffet at the local food trough and see if I can't convince the waitress to touch my pee pee. If that fails there's always the bar. There are always a few sitting round in there, looking for some company....score.

And that's how my Christmas's go.

What do you do for Christmas?
I pick wings off flies.

Then, I feel remorseful, and I flog myself until my back is a river of blood.

After that, nurses treat my wounds.

Then, I'm alright again.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:28 PM   #253204
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I pick wings off flies.

Then, I feel remorseful, and I flog myself until my back is a river of blood.

After that, nurses treat my wounds.

Then, I'm alright again.
I'll have to try that one of these years.... Christmas the day of agonizing penance, has a nice ring.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:43 PM   #253205
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:48 PM   #253206
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Then, I feel remorseful, and I flog myself until my back is a river of blood.

After that, nurses treat my wounds.

Then, I'm alright again.
You really don't get the perception of you from sane people, do ya?
 

Old 12-22-2012, 03:49 PM   #253207
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The boyfriend sent me that message and we spent half an hour arguing about whether it was the Doctor or the Winchesters.

The Doctor, obviously.

The Christmas special episode is looking good, they've just shown a mini prequel for it featuring madam Venstra.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 03:49 PM   #253208
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:54 PM   #253209
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You really don't get the perception of you from sane people, do ya?
I think he knows how he wants to be perceived.
I am totally cool with his posts. I watch Fringe.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 04:01 PM   #253210
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:05 PM   #253211
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There used to be a mistletoe thread around
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:26 PM   #253212
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:27 PM   #253213
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And a for you!
 

Old 12-22-2012, 04:27 PM   #253214
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so

You wear lipstick?
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:32 PM   #253215
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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:33 PM   #253216
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LTR one
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:46 PM   #253217
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:48 PM   #253218
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LTR one
I stole it while ing
My lips are the last place I'd want her lipstick.
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:50 PM   #253219
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I think he knows how he wants to be perceived.
I am totally cool with his posts. I watch Fringe.
I also watch Fringe. So?

Should we rob a bank?
 

Old 12-22-2012, 04:52 PM   #253220
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Should we rob a bank?
I really enjoyed Walter's Monty Python trip, but that seemed like strong fucking acid. He was tripping for two days.
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Old 12-22-2012, 04:54 PM   #253221
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:15 PM   #253222
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I like it even better when they realize they've just been bested by a woman.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 05:18 PM   #253223
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:22 PM   #253224
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I really enjoyed Walter's Monty Python trip, but that seemed like strong fucking acid. He was tripping for two days.
Don't think I've seen that one.

I read Byron and immediately think of Walter aka John Noble from South Australia.
Sometimes he's the 24 guy.
Sometimes he's Wyatt.

I'm cool with that.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 05:23 PM   #253225
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This is turning out to be the best and the worst Christmas all wrapped up together in one huge pile a crapola.
 
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