Old 12-22-2012, 02:41 PM   #253101
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:41 PM   #253102
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a style vacuum *sigh*
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:43 PM   #253103
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a style vacuum *sigh*
That sucks

or does it?
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:44 PM   #253104
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a style vacuum *sigh*
More of a time warp.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:45 PM   #253105
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All the love and cheer of Christmas makes me want to fucking stab puppies with dull yet pointy objects......"Hey I feel obligated by a day on a calendar to pretend that I give a fuck!!"

If I weren't so nice I would tell them to blow it out their ass every time someone said "Happy holidays!" or "Merry Christmas!!" but I just say "You too!" and move on. I can't believe I fell for the shit as a kid, but only because the rent's lied to me for a smile....assholes. Even better is the adult side of it "spend or you don't love anyone" hahaha....fucking crazy.

On an up note someones tree burnt down an apt. complex down the road....I should stop by and wish all 32 families a merry Christmas.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:46 PM   #253106
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This thread is now officially out of control.

Topic.

Somebody name one.

And not Mr. B. He's sitting this one out.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:50 PM   #253107
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All the love and cheer of Christmas makes me want to fucking stab puppies with dull yet pointy objects......"Hey I feel obligated by a day on a calendar to pretend that I give a fuck!!"

If I weren't so nice I would tell them to blow it out their ass every time someone said "Happy holidays!" or "Merry Christmas!!" but I just say "You too!" and move on. I can't believe I fell for the shit as a kid, but only because the rent's lied to me for a smile....assholes. Even better is the adult side of it "spend or you don't love anyone" hahaha....fucking crazy.

On an up note someones tree burnt down an apt. complex down the road....I should stop by and wish all 32 families a merry Christmas.
The wisest stuffed bear ever is mute in the face of your post.

What does that tell you?
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:51 PM   #253108
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The wisest stuffed bear ever is mute in the face of your post.

What does that tell you?
IDK I'm not a fuckin' mind reader.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:53 PM   #253109
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I shower, towel, comb, product and comb again. I run my fingers through for a wavy effect.

Holy shit Blob, you cleaned up real nice.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 02:55 PM   #253110
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:56 PM   #253111
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"LIKE"
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:56 PM   #253113
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Yup, but that's just a black powder rifle.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:57 PM   #253114
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Exactly.
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:57 PM   #253115
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All the love and cheer of Christmas makes me want to fucking stab puppies with dull yet pointy objects......"Hey I feel obligated by a day on a calendar to pretend that I give a fuck!!"

If I weren't so nice I would tell them to blow it out their ass every time someone said "Happy holidays!" or "Merry Christmas!!" but I just say "You too!" and move on. I can't believe I fell for the shit as a kid, but only because the rent's lied to me for a smile....assholes. Even better is the adult side of it "spend or you don't love anyone" hahaha....fucking crazy.

On an up note someones tree burnt down an apt. complex down the road....I should stop by and wish all 32 families a merry Christmas.
Get up on the wrong side of the bed today ? Jeez !
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Old 12-22-2012, 02:59 PM   #253117
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Yup, but that's just a black powder rifle.
But it could put a hole in someone, just the same.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:00 PM   #253118
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Get up on the wrong side of the bed today ? Jeez !
He's... a bit odd.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:02 PM   #253119
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Price quoted to Pete: $10 per linear foot.

Price quoted to little blond hottie while verifying the price quoted to Pete:
$6 per linear foot.





Lesson learned: Little hottie will take care of ordering from this point on.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 03:04 PM   #253120
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Price quoted to Pete: $10 per linear foot.

Price quoted to little blond hottie while verifying the price quoted to Pete:
$6 per linear foot.





Lesson learned: Little hottie will take care of ordering from this point on.
Or dye your hair.
 

Old 12-22-2012, 03:05 PM   #253121
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Hair?

What hair?
 

Old 12-22-2012, 03:08 PM   #253122
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But it could put a hole in someone, just the same.
Of course.

According to state law, it's not loaded unless there's powder in the pan. That means that I could carry it around, ball and powder into the muzzle, and then put a little bit of powder in the pan before firing.
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:09 PM   #253123
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Exactly.
that's why I'm not a dick about it....just my internal dialogue.

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Get up on the wrong side of the bed today ? Jeez !
Actually it's been a rather pleasant day, just making an observation after thinking about why "Yea right fuck off liar" is the first thing to pop in my head when I hear "Happy Holidays" from some stranger.

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Price quoted to Pete: $10 per linear foot.

Price quoted to little blond hottie while verifying the price quoted to Pete:
$6 per linear foot.



Lesson learned: Little hottie will take care of ordering from this point on.
Did she have baby dragons?
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Old 12-22-2012, 03:10 PM   #253125
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Hair?

What hair?
I'm sure it comes in blonde.

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