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12-18-2012, 08:13 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by Instant_Star
I always asked for books for christmas and my birthday.
One year I remember my mom got a bunch of them from goodwill.
I was thrilled though, I'd never seen so many new books at one time and spent the rest of the day playing Library with my stuffed animals
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I never did like books much as a kid. Even now, I rarely ever find anything that interests me except the classics.
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12-18-2012, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by blobfish
I never did like books much as a kid. Even now, I rarely ever find anything that interests me except the classics.
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I'd read anything I could get my hands on.
My mom used to think it was hilarious, because I'd read the labels on the food in the kitchen, the ingredients and what not, trying to see how many of them I knew/could pronounce
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12-18-2012, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Instant_Star
I'd read anything I could get my hands on.
My mom used to think it was hilarious, because I'd read the labels on the food in the kitchen, the ingredients and what not, trying to see how many of them I knew/could pronounce
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I did that, but it's novel length books that get to me. I find anything long to be intimidating.
Luckily for me, most women do not. 
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12-18-2012, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by blobfish
I did that, but it's novel length books that get to me. I find anything long to be intimidating.
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Doofus.
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12-18-2012, 08:21 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by MonaLittle
“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.”
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Tell me who said that and I'll give you ten dollars.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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Conform or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
Tell me who said that and I'll give you ten dollars.
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Is it Orwell?
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12-18-2012, 08:24 PM
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A man's theology will reveal his morality...
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12-18-2012, 08:24 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by blobfish
Still bitter about cockscomb? You Irish people remember like elephants.
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No Irish in that bastard.
That's Manchester, or worse.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
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Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
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12-18-2012, 08:26 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MonaLittle
What does the winner of this game get???
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A big surprise.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
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Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:27 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
That was just about the sweetest text message I've ever gotten.
Geez.
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Well, we wuv you.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
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Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
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12-18-2012, 08:29 PM
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12-18-2012, 08:29 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dolf
where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
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It's the fucking holidays.
Sex resumes in January.
You know the drill, right?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:30 PM
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My kitchen is all sparkly clean.
Now watch someone come home and fuck it up.
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12-18-2012, 08:31 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinny
Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty.
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Sounds like "Weeds" to me.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:33 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by dolf
like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.
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Clearly, all the men you've been with are ignorant disgusting clods.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:36 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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That's an awful idea.
But you might consider marrying a lampshade, or a dinner plate.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
Tell me who said that and I'll give you ten dollars.
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12-18-2012, 08:38 PM
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Elusive
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blobfish
Is it Orwell?
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12-18-2012, 08:40 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
IT dept buys me a new printer, new printer won't speak to my operating system for reports. I tell IT department that they need to speak to the operating program's team to figure out the naming rules for new printers. Instead of doing as I asked, head of IT, henceforth known as King Dumbass, insists that it's the printer and ignores my pleas to call the program people, makes the minions buy me a new printer. I object, quite vocally, and let everyone know that I disagree, that I'm concerned it won't work and we will have to set all 4 of my operating systems back up yet again and I'll still have the same problem.
King Dumbass sends me a very nasty email telling me that I'm wrong and that a new printer will work just fine! New printer shows up, takes most of the day to set up all the while I'm attempting to create drawings and deal with people and paperwork, leading to mass confusion.
Does the motherfucking printer do what it's supposed to do after 7 hours of fiddling with it?
No! So glad King Dumbass got his way.
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And you don't think it's time to just rob banks?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:41 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinny
I finished it! Season 5 was epic. It starts to get predictable around season 8, but stick with it. The end is great stuff.
I wish another season of Mad Men would load on Netflix. Not sure how many seasons behind I am.
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Season 5 is epic.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:42 PM
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Byron,honey, that's not quite as funny to those of us who have been on the other end of that gun in that bank heist.
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
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12-18-2012, 08:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorilei
Byron,honey, that's not quite as funny to those of us who have been on the other end of that gun in that bank heist.
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whaaaa?????
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12-18-2012, 08:44 PM
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Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
Hey you!!
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How many times have I asked you not to kiss me in public?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
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12-18-2012, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MonaLittle
Uhm...no
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But if I think it's Orwell, it's Orwell, at least in my own world.
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12-18-2012, 08:45 PM
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she went under my bed, found the princess legos, and decided to open them up and play with them. they are hers. truth be told, she'll get more mileage out of them now, without the distraction of other shiny things. still. little piggy.
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