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12-18-2012, 04:31 PM
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Really Experienced
LKCalvin is offline
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oh what a joyous holiday season.
sister was admitted to the hospital yesterday for a severe case of pneumonia
and today my brother went to jail. its just not the holidays unless hes in jail. and to top it off, his girlfriend is leaving him while hes in there cause he cant stop threatening to kill her over her kids eating his pizza.
merry fucking christmas.
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12-18-2012, 04:45 PM
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where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
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12-18-2012, 04:46 PM
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Sinny is offline
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
I think there's a lot of people on here that could apply to be on catfish tv
Have you started an online relationship based on a lie and are in too deep?
Do you have multiple facebook accounts with different identities?
Do you have reason to believe that your online crush isn't who they say they are?
Whether it started off as a harmless prank, a means of revenge, or to as a way to strike up a relationship with a secret crush, we want to hear your story!
It takes a special sort of intelligence to maintain fake profiles, carry on multiple relationships, and keep all those facts straight. How do you do it!?
If you feel more comfortable emailing us, please feel free to send us your contact info and basic story and we will get back to you asap! Email us at: removed by me
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Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty. |
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12-18-2012, 04:47 PM
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Literotica Guru
VaticanAssassin is offline
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Originally Posted by dolf
where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
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Like all girls, the more you get, the more you want.
In regards to sex that is a very good thing.....
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12-18-2012, 04:49 PM
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...wandering still...
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Part of what I do is security consulting...I just finished a survey of a private school...I will help them however I can, but I hate the reason I had to be there, sales be damned...
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12-18-2012, 04:51 PM
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fucketyfuckfuck
dolf is offline
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Originally Posted by VaticanAssassin
Like all girls, the more you get, the more you want.
In regards to sex that is a very good thing.....
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like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.
in regards to sex, that sucks  |
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12-18-2012, 04:52 PM
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He's a fluffy honey bunny
lovetoread is offline
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Originally Posted by Sinny
Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty.
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http://www.mtv.com/shows/catfish/series.jhtml
So not only do they cheat people online, they will admit to it on tv! |
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12-18-2012, 04:52 PM
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i have insomnia. so should men.
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12-18-2012, 04:53 PM
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He's a fluffy honey bunny
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Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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12-18-2012, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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If I invite you over, do not be surprised if you walk into a McRib intervention.    |
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12-18-2012, 04:58 PM
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freckled
Sinny is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovetoread
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No cable. I like fake-fake reality tv better. Trailer Park Boys and such.
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Originally Posted by dolf
i have insomnia. so should men.
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Equality now.
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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That is not legal in 29 states. Beware. |
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12-18-2012, 04:59 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dolf
like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.
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Real women do not let trival matter like sleep stop them........
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2167154.html
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12-18-2012, 05:00 PM
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Captain Smugasfuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovetoread
Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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*insert man-whorism about you tasting sweet not bitter* |
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12-18-2012, 05:02 PM
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Elusive
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No cable. I like fake-fake reality tv better. Trailer Park Boys and such.
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Sinny, where are you in "24"
I think we started watching it on NetFLix at about the same time. I LOVE that show. I am starting season 5. |
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12-18-2012, 05:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovetoread
Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.
I might be a little bitter.
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DeadEye Dick was obviously not singing about you.....
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12-18-2012, 05:12 PM
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Accidental Genius
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IT dept buys me a new printer, new printer won't speak to my operating system for reports. I tell IT department that they need to speak to the operating program's team to figure out the naming rules for new printers. Instead of doing as I asked, head of IT, henceforth known as King Dumbass, insists that it's the printer and ignores my pleas to call the program people, makes the minions buy me a new printer. I object, quite vocally, and let everyone know that I disagree, that I'm concerned it won't work and we will have to set all 4 of my operating systems back up yet again and I'll still have the same problem.
King Dumbass sends me a very nasty email telling me that I'm wrong and that a new printer will work just fine! New printer shows up, takes most of the day to set up all the while I'm attempting to create drawings and deal with people and paperwork, leading to mass confusion.
Does the motherfucking printer do what it's supposed to do after 7 hours of fiddling with it?
No! So glad King Dumbass got his way.
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12-18-2012, 05:13 PM
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freckled
Sinny is offline
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Quote:
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Sinny, where are you in "24"
I think we started watching it on NetFLix at about the same time. I LOVE that show. I am starting season 5.
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I finished it! Season 5 was epic. It starts to get predictable around season 8, but stick with it. The end is great stuff.
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12-18-2012, 05:17 PM
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Rating: S̴̟͔͇̩̳͉̭̳̗ͣ͞Ȟ̴̶̠
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Did you know?
Ms Pac Man was originally a Pac Man clone?
Ms. Pac-Man was originally called Crazy Otto. It was meant to be an enhancement to Pac-Man, made by a company called General Computer Corporation. While the game was in development, GCC settled a lawsuit with Atari. Part of the settlement stopped them from selling new conversion kits without the permission of the original developers. Instead of stopping development, they showed it to Midway. Midway was Namco’s American distributor of Pac-Man. Midway bought the rights to Crazy Otto and changed the graphics and the name and made it Ms. Pac-Man.
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Noone mentioned LadyReiha. This thread is officially moot.
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♥♫♥Yes, I'm a Girl >.<♫♥♫
I chronicle_tenko Rei Rei's are notoriously known for stealing the desirable, delectable ladies of literotica and claiming them as their own. Beware! (Unless you want to take a Rei Rei on....♥♥♥ )
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12-18-2012, 05:31 PM
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Captain Smugasfuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss
IT dept buys me a new printer, new printer won't speak to my operating system for reports. I tell IT department that they need to speak to the operating program's team to figure out the naming rules for new printers. Instead of doing as I asked, head of IT, henceforth known as King Dumbass, insists that it's the printer and ignores my pleas to call the program people, makes the minions buy me a new printer. I object, quite vocally, and let everyone know that I disagree, that I'm concerned it won't work and we will have to set all 4 of my operating systems back up yet again and I'll still have the same problem.
King Dumbass sends me a very nasty email telling me that I'm wrong and that a new printer will work just fine! New printer shows up, takes most of the day to set up all the while I'm attempting to create drawings and deal with people and paperwork, leading to mass confusion.
Does the motherfucking printer do what it's supposed to do after 7 hours of fiddling with it?
No! So glad King Dumbass got his way.
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Nothing ever changes at that place, does it? |
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12-18-2012, 05:32 PM
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Accidental Genius
Wings is offline
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Nothing ever changes at that place, does it?
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No, never. Ugh. Still the same confusion you saw. |
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12-18-2012, 05:34 PM
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Captain Smugasfuck
mark197205 is offline
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No, never. Ugh. Still the same confusion you saw.
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I am honestly suprised you're still there, or haven't gone postal on their arses.. |
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12-18-2012, 05:38 PM
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Accidental Genius
Wings is offline
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I am honestly suprised you're still there, or haven't gone postal on their arses..
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5 minutes from home, I just keep saying it. |
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12-18-2012, 05:40 PM
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Home, home on the range
Where the magic wand waits to be played
Where seldom is heard
A stifled, whole-body orgasm that under normal circumstances would shatter eardrums
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
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12-18-2012, 05:43 PM
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Accidental Genius
Wings is offline
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That was beautiful.
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12-18-2012, 05:53 PM
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Literotica Guru
blobfish is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Reiha
Did you know?
Ms Pac Man was originally a Pac Man clone?
Ms. Pac-Man was originally called Crazy Otto. It was meant to be an enhancement to Pac-Man, made by a company called General Computer Corporation. While the game was in development, GCC settled a lawsuit with Atari. Part of the settlement stopped them from selling new conversion kits without the permission of the original developers. Instead of stopping development, they showed it to Midway. Midway was Namco’s American distributor of Pac-Man. Midway bought the rights to Crazy Otto and changed the graphics and the name and made it Ms. Pac-Man.
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Interesting! I always find it funny that the original name was "Puck-Man". 1980s teenagers would have had a field day with that!
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