Old 12-18-2012, 08:13 PM   #252326
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I always asked for books for christmas and my birthday.

One year I remember my mom got a bunch of them from goodwill.

I was thrilled though, I'd never seen so many new books at one time and spent the rest of the day playing Library with my stuffed animals
I never did like books much as a kid. Even now, I rarely ever find anything that interests me except the classics.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:15 PM   #252327
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I never did like books much as a kid. Even now, I rarely ever find anything that interests me except the classics.
I'd read anything I could get my hands on.

My mom used to think it was hilarious, because I'd read the labels on the food in the kitchen, the ingredients and what not, trying to see how many of them I knew/could pronounce
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:18 PM   #252328
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I'd read anything I could get my hands on.

My mom used to think it was hilarious, because I'd read the labels on the food in the kitchen, the ingredients and what not, trying to see how many of them I knew/could pronounce
I did that, but it's novel length books that get to me. I find anything long to be intimidating.

Luckily for me, most women do not.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:20 PM   #252329
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I did that, but it's novel length books that get to me. I find anything long to be intimidating.

Luckily for me, most women do not.
Doofus.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:21 PM   #252330
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:23 PM   #252331
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Is it Orwell?
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:24 PM   #252333
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Still bitter about cockscomb? You Irish people remember like elephants.
No Irish in that bastard.

That's Manchester, or worse.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:26 PM   #252334
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What does the winner of this game get???
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:27 PM   #252335
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That was just about the sweetest text message I've ever gotten.

Geez.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:29 PM   #252336
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:29 PM   #252337
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where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
It's the fucking holidays.

Sex resumes in January.

You know the drill, right?
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My kitchen is all sparkly clean.

Now watch someone come home and fuck it up.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:31 PM   #252339
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Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty.
Sounds like "Weeds" to me.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:33 PM   #252340
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like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.

in regards to sex, that sucks
Clearly, all the men you've been with are ignorant disgusting clods.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:36 PM   #252341
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Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.

I might be a little bitter.
That's an awful idea.

But you might consider marrying a lampshade, or a dinner plate.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:37 PM   #252342
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I said it.

However, I did not say it first.
 

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:40 PM   #252344
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IT dept buys me a new printer, new printer won't speak to my operating system for reports. I tell IT department that they need to speak to the operating program's team to figure out the naming rules for new printers. Instead of doing as I asked, head of IT, henceforth known as King Dumbass, insists that it's the printer and ignores my pleas to call the program people, makes the minions buy me a new printer. I object, quite vocally, and let everyone know that I disagree, that I'm concerned it won't work and we will have to set all 4 of my operating systems back up yet again and I'll still have the same problem.

King Dumbass sends me a very nasty email telling me that I'm wrong and that a new printer will work just fine! New printer shows up, takes most of the day to set up all the while I'm attempting to create drawings and deal with people and paperwork, leading to mass confusion.


Does the motherfucking printer do what it's supposed to do after 7 hours of fiddling with it?

No! So glad King Dumbass got his way.
And you don't think it's time to just rob banks?
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I finished it! Season 5 was epic. It starts to get predictable around season 8, but stick with it. The end is great stuff.

I wish another season of Mad Men would load on Netflix. Not sure how many seasons behind I am.
Season 5 is epic.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:42 PM   #252346
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Byron,honey, that's not quite as funny to those of us who have been on the other end of that gun in that bank heist.
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Byron,honey, that's not quite as funny to those of us who have been on the other end of that gun in that bank heist.
whaaaa?????

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:45 PM   #252349
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:45 PM   #252350
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she went under my bed, found the princess legos, and decided to open them up and play with them. they are hers. truth be told, she'll get more mileage out of them now, without the distraction of other shiny things. still. little piggy.
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