Old 12-16-2012, 05:33 PM   #252001
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Dear Laurel,

I promised myself that I wouldn't write a long, sappy message.

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Old 12-16-2012, 05:49 PM   #252002
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clutch1, she's never seen my penis hence why it is is 'mythical'.

With your approval, however, I'd like to rectify this unfortunate situation. Please PM/tweet your approval ASAP.
Maybe she meant mystical. Hey! Stop trying to hypnotize my woman!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:50 PM   #252003
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Say again, King Man-Whore?

I'm just a part time man whore.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:57 PM   #252004
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Just gonna drop this here.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/momen...umanity-this-y

26 things that might restore your faith in humanity.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:58 PM   #252005
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:59 PM   #252006
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:01 PM   #252007
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Are you jumping up and down nekkid?
Who me?

Good lord no.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:05 PM   #252008
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:11 PM   #252009
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:11 PM   #252010
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I'm just a part time man whore.
That's akin to being a little bit pregnant.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:16 PM   #252011
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Maybe she meant mystical. Hey! Stop trying to hypnotize my woman!
She meant 'cynical'.

Don't ask. I don't want to discuss it.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:18 PM   #252012
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Maybe she meant mystical. Hey! Stop trying to hypnotize my woman!
Ah, so the rumours are true!
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:26 PM   #252013
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She meant 'cynical'.

Don't ask. I don't want to discuss it.
Way to ruin a sincere post with talk of mythical, mystical or cynical penis. I knew I could count on you.
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Ah, so the rumours are true!
I don't think we were trying to keep it secret like Burns & Hotlips. All you gotta do is ask.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:28 PM   #252014
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:29 PM   #252015
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:29 PM   #252016
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A tie no more. Sorry Steeler fans.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:32 PM   #252017
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That's akin to being a little bit pregnant.

Hmmmm, perhaps.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:41 PM   #252018
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:42 PM   #252019
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How was I to know?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:43 PM   #252020
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:45 PM   #252021
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:46 PM   #252022
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:47 PM   #252023
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:50 PM   #252024
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