Old 12-16-2012, 04:28 PM   #251976
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Ha, no. I don't actually like chocolate.

Thats not so bad, it means there is all the more for me.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:34 PM   #251977
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But your penis has brought me so much happiness!








Also, please tell clutch1 that I have never actually seen your mythical penis.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:36 PM   #251978
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:37 PM   #251979
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:37 PM   #251980
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:41 PM   #251981
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:42 PM   #251982
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I don't ask to be spanked.


Its an implied asking..

 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:46 PM   #251983
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Dog won't even look me in the eye while I've got tinfoil all over my head.

Blocking the mind control rays?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:49 PM   #251984
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You haven't done enough stuff to make the world a better place, yet.

Remember, we all have to live here along with you.
I make the world a better place by sleeping. Also by being at home and loving my girlfriend and our little family of overstayers.

Four days of work to go and it will be on like Donkey Kong.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:51 PM   #251985
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Blocking the mind control rays?
Dyeing the pink parts (of my hair) darker pink.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:53 PM   #251986
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She's just trying to avoid my Bridezillas request.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:55 PM   #251987
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That will be the most epic Bridezilla episode ever.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 04:59 PM   #251988
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Dyeing the pink parts (of my hair) darker pink.

Pretty much anywhere else you wouldn't have needed that clarifier..
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:00 PM   #251989
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But your penis has brought me so much happiness!








Also, please tell clutch1 that I have never actually seen your mythical penis.
Mythical penis made me laugh. It's as if it isn't real....
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:04 PM   #251990
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We would have to have a lit together during filming, 2 days before the wedding.

Everyone would have to fuck at least 3 people, but that does not include whomever you are actually with. The bride to be would have to resist the mythical penis, but the groom to be would have to act all jealous and shit.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:07 PM   #251991
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:09 PM   #251992
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my soul, my paradise namasté~I honor the place in you in which the entire Universe dwells, I honor the place in you which is of Love, of Integrity, of Wisdom and of Peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are One.
ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:10 PM   #251993
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:12 PM   #251994
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We would have to have a lit together during filming, 2 days before the wedding.

Everyone would have to fuck at least 3 people, but that does not include whomever you are actually with. The bride to be would have to resist the mythical penis, but the groom to be would have to act all jealous and shit.

Have I said before how much I like how your mind works?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:18 PM   #251995
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If I jump up and down and wave my arms?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:18 PM   #251996
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But your penis has brought me so much happiness!








Also, please tell clutch1 that I have never actually seen your mythical penis.

clutch1, she's never seen my penis hence why it is is 'mythical'.

With your approval, however, I'd like to rectify this unfortunate situation. Please PM/tweet your approval ASAP.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:19 PM   #251997
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:26 PM   #251998
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With your approval, however, I'd like to rectify this unfortunate situation. Please PM/tweet your approval ASAP.

Hooer.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 05:28 PM   #251999
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

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