Old 12-15-2012, 12:17 PM   #251701
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Down to two?

Are condolences in order?
Yeah, thank you. I lost an old one this month.

History tells us that a stray or another that needs a home will be crossing my path soon.
 

Old 12-15-2012, 12:19 PM   #251702
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Yeah, thank you. I lost an old one this month.

History tells us that a stray or another that needs a home will be crossing my path soon.
There are stray ferrets?

ETA: Sorry, missed the cat thing.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:27 PM   #251703
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Yeah, thank you. I lost an old one this month.

History tells us that a stray or another that needs a home will be crossing my path soon.
I'm sorry for your loss, Petey.

Re stray: you're a good man, Charlie Brown.
 

Old 12-15-2012, 12:30 PM   #251704
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I'm sorry for your loss, Petey.

Re stray: you're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Thank you and thank you.

I like fuzzy things. They seem to like me.
 

Old 12-15-2012, 12:47 PM   #251705
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zebragut
I thought you wanted the entire zebra, Petey.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:49 PM   #251706
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Catgut is a type of cord that is prepared from the natural fibre found in the walls of animal intestines. Usually sheep or goat intestines are used, but it is occasionally made from the intestines of cattle,hogs, horses, mules, or donkeys.

The word catgut may have been an abbreviation of the word "cattlegut". Alternatively, it may have derived by folk etymology from kitgut or kitstring — the word kit, meaning fiddle, having at some point been confused with the word kit for a young cat.

Oh, and "skinning a cat"? That's a catFISH, not a cat.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:52 PM   #251707
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I thought you wanted the entire zebra, Petey.
Ruby did not like your white shoe polish idea very much.

 

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Old 12-15-2012, 12:55 PM   #251709
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Thank you and thank you.

I like fuzzy things. They seem to like me.
Omg, that explains a lot!
 

Old 12-15-2012, 01:08 PM   #251710
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:09 PM   #251712
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:13 PM   #251713
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Omg, that explains a lot!
 

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Old 12-15-2012, 01:24 PM   #251716
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:29 PM   #251717
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Ruby did not like your white shoe polish idea very much.

Of course not.

Use toothpaste. It'll taste better.
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:37 PM   #251718
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It's a tragedy, for sure. But do we really have to engage in the exact same tired pro-/anti-gun arguments on every forum on the Internet, every time there's a shooting incident, every single year? Hey guys, let's do abortion next. Or the death penalty. That'll be new!
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It's a tragedy, for sure. But do we really have to engage in the exact same tired pro-/anti-gun arguments on every forum on the Internet, every time there's a shooting incident, every single year? Hey guys, let's do abortion next. Or the death penalty. That'll be new!
You sound just like those people that stole land from the Palestineans!
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:46 PM   #251721
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It's a tragedy, for sure. But do we really have to engage in the exact same tired pro-/anti-gun arguments on every forum on the Internet, every time there's a shooting incident, every single year? Hey guys, let's do abortion next. Or the death penalty. That'll be new!
^^^ her children weren't executed.
 

Old 12-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #251722
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^^^ her children weren't executed.
^^^ Blames women for rape.
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Want a cookie?

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