Old 12-12-2012, 03:53 PM   #251326
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It's a sausage fest in here for crying out loud.
Like the kielbasa aisle at Krogers.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:54 PM   #251327
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Like the kielbasa aisle at Krogers.
I wish you had gone with "hot Italian sausages aisle at Krogers" instead.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:54 PM   #251328
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Like the kielbasa aisle at Krogers.
I've never been to a Krogers.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:54 PM   #251329
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:55 PM   #251330
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:55 PM   #251331
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I wish you had gone with "hot Italian sausages aisle at Krogers" instead.
Tis the season.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #251332
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Guessing it's not a spelling bee.



*sigh*

Its gotten that a guy cant make one single typo?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #251333
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*sigh*

Its gotten that a guy cant make one single typo?
Sonny?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #251334
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Tis the season.
In truth, I also bought some sweet italian sausages.

You know, naughty AND nice.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #251335
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With pencil? Or pen & ink?

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #251336
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In truth, I also bought some sweet italian sausages.

You know, naughty AND nice.
You are going to have to try harder, mister.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #251337
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*sigh*

Its gotten that a guy cant make one single typo?

It was perfect! You can't expect me to just sit back and let it go to waste!
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:58 PM   #251338
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Jimmy, you have been a bad boy.

I am going to have to give you a few more swats with my yardstick.

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:58 PM   #251339
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You are going to have to try harder, mister.
I'm also armed with some heavy cream...
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:58 PM   #251340
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come into this dark room
get down on the floor with me
let's get slain
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for real
i need something real from you
i want you so bad
i want to taste you
i need to feel your teeth in my flesh"

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:59 PM   #251341
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Christ, what thor just tweeted reminded me that I haven't had mexican in quite a while.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:59 PM   #251342
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:01 PM   #251343
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Sonny?

Blobfish?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:02 PM   #251344
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Blobfish?
OK. JAJ lol'd.


Just this once.





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Old 12-12-2012, 04:03 PM   #251345
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Yes sir.
Perhaps they've actually introduced something not poisonous into their menu; I don't know.

But for one of the largest distributors of poison to Americans to become a global franchise seems odd to me.

Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's food for 30 days, and on day 21, his internist told him that if he didn't stop, he was likely to die.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:04 PM   #251346
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Billie Piper is my favorite companion.

There was a thread, but I've misplaced it.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:05 PM   #251347
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:05 PM   #251348
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Well yes, if the shoe had been on the other foot I would have done the very same thing.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:06 PM   #251349
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Billie Piper is my favorite companion.

There was a thread, but I've misplaced it.
Catherine Tate was mine.
I liked that she didn't spend massive amounts of time mooning over the 900 year old time lord.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #251350
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Billie Piper is my favorite companion.

There was a thread, but I've misplaced it.
Was Billie part of the monkey thread perhaps?
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