Old 12-11-2012, 10:03 AM   #251076
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:04 AM   #251077
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The average prison sentence for men who kill their intimate partners is 2 to 6 years.

Women who kill their partners are sentenced, on average, to 15 years.
 

Old 12-11-2012, 10:15 AM   #251078
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The average prison sentence for men who kill their intimate partners is 2 to 6 years.

Women who kill their partners are sentenced, on average, to 15 years.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:27 AM   #251079
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:38 AM   #251080
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:49 AM   #251081
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That moment of terror when you can't take your final because the professor forgot to put your class into the online testing system or something and you only have 2 hours to take the test.

Yeah.

That's how I started my morning.

Running all over hell's half acre trying to find a lab I could log into, not being able to log into any of them, and sending about a dozen frantic emails to my professor.

I took the test eventually, and managed to pull out an 85%
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:01 AM   #251082
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That moment of terror when you can't take your final because the professor forgot to put your class into the online testing system or something and you only have 2 hours to take the test.

Yeah.

That's how I started my morning.

Running all over hell's half acre trying to find a lab I could log into, not being able to log into any of them, and sending about a dozen frantic emails to my professor.

I took the test eventually, and managed to pull out an 85%
Forgot? FORGOT?!

You should get more than 85% for pain and suffering.
 

Old 12-11-2012, 11:09 AM   #251083
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:26 AM   #251084
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:37 AM   #251085
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I'm seriously considering having a cigarette and then going to the gym. Makes perfect sense.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:38 AM   #251086
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:39 AM   #251087
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:40 AM   #251088
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I'm seriously considering having a cigarette and then going to the gym. Makes perfect sense.
Nothing like a nice cool menthol after a 5mile run......
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:42 AM   #251089
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:43 AM   #251090
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:52 AM   #251091
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I'm seriously considering having a cigarette and then going to the gym. Makes perfect sense.



*bleh* Have a stick of gum and hit the gym. Your lungs will thank you.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:17 PM   #251092
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*bleh* Have a stick of gum and hit the gym. Your lungs will thank you.
Looks like the gym is being pre-empted for a pre-holiday "honey-do" list. Off to the shopping strip in West Lebanon...
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:30 PM   #251093
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:12 PM   #251094
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:13 PM   #251095
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You found energies? Can I have some?
 

Old 12-11-2012, 01:13 PM   #251096
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:15 PM   #251097
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:16 PM   #251098
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That's my problem, then...I don't have a dishwasher. Maybe if I nap long enough, one will appear.
 

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