The Isolated Blurt Thread

[dolf]

that... turned me on.

[blobfish]

Hey Cleave, are you on Twitter? I recently started following this very cool lady that I think you would like. I can send you a link to her feed if you want.

ETA:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TriciaLockwood

[Farrah]

very!

earworm.

that's my favorite thing you've written under this name.

[cleaver]

Originally Posted by blobfish

Hey Cleave, are you on Twitter? I recently started following this very cool lady that I think you would like. I can send you a link to her feed if you want.

ETA:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TriciaLockwood

I do twitter but not at all. The avenues are opened. The desire is... frigided. The 40 word thing is a real hindrance. 40 words, right?

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by cleaver

I do twitter but not at all. The avenues are opened. The desire is... frigided. The 40 word thing is a real hindrance. 40 words, right?

Nah, it's 140 characters. Ms. Lockwood's Tweets are like little free verse poems, and some are really funny.

[dolf]

this is killing me!

[cleaver]

Originally Posted by blobfish

Nah, it's 140 characters. Ms. Lockwood's Tweets are like little free verse poems, and some are really funny.

40 words are ... well over 140 of my characters. Good characters. I won't put baby in a corner that way. This's better as a blurt and lost and... gemlike. Tweets! Yeah. The fucker lies dormant. A cunt or two (one's a certified 'fat cunt') found it. Killed the lily. I was disgusted with myself. Go and look. You'll find it. I've no herd that I've heard.

[Byron In Exile]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

I has headache. Everyone must whisper.

if i could talk only in lower case, then i would.

it's just not me.

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by cleaver

40 words are ... well over 140 of my characters. Good characters. I won't put baby in a corner that way. This's better as a blurt and lost and... gemlike. Tweets! Yeah. The fucker lies dormant. A cunt or two (one's a certified 'fat cunt') found it. Killed the lily. I was disgusted with myself. Go and look. You'll find it. I've no herd that I've heard.

Well, if you ever decide to return, look me up (@blobfish7) and check out Ms. Lockwood.

The Snookies and the Gagas might make it seem vapid, but Twitter has some quality stuff. It's like a Diogenes Club with loose membership requirements. Make no mistake; there are some Mycrofts amongst the masses.

[Byron In Exile]

Originally Posted by Farrah

Ice pack. Several ice packs.

You must know that your avatar basically says "fuck me, dammit!"

And I do find that distracting from your posts.

[cleaver]

Originally Posted by blobfish

Well, if you ever decide to return, look me up (@blobfish7) and check out Ms. Lockwood.

The Snookies and the Gagas might make it seem vapid, but Twitter has some quality stuff. It's like a Diogenes Club with loose membership requirements. Make no mistake; there are some Mycrofts amongst the masses.

I'm quite sure there are. Problem is - is that there are actually Mycrofts all about us. I'm all but consumed with a myriad of tangible Mycrofts. I'm actually quite plugged in. They've pretty much precluded me from seeking them too diligently in the commercially collected dross-space. I also can't abide Aunt Flo telling me and my friends what kind of filled doughnut she bought Uncle FatFuck on the way back from mass. I'm simple like that. Does this Lockwood dude read hotchick?

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by cleaver

I'm quite sure there are. Problem is - is that there are actually Mycrofts all about us. I'm all but consumed with a myriad of tangible Mycrofts. I'm actually quite plugged in. They've pretty much precluded me from seeking them too diligently in the commercially collected dross-space. I also can't abide Aunt Flo telling me and my friends what kind of filled doughnut she bought Uncle FatFuck on the way back from mass. I'm simple like that. Does this Lockwood dude read hotchick?

True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.

[cleaver]

Originally Posted by blobfish

True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.

cool then. i used to do 40 characters. oy!

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by cleaver

cool then. i used to do 40 characters. oy!

Those 140 characters are in search of an author. Don't leave them wanting, Cleave.

[cleaver]

I hereby declare hate on the slavering response, "...yummy!"

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by cleaver

I hereby declare hate on the slavering response, "...yummy!"

Mmmmmm

[BelleGailmar]

virginity lost

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by BelleGailmar

virginity lost

Your first post took your virginity, but the rest will take your sanity.

[Byron In Exile]

Originally Posted by blobfish

True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.

Not a lot of relief in comforting someone who's about to explode.

You might want to remove yourself from the area.

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by Byron In Exile

Not a lot of relief in comforting someone who's about to explode.

You might want to remove yourself from the area.

Opening a valve can turn a pressure cooker into a pot of hot water. For some, Twitter is the pot; for others, the valve.

[Aquagal]

A group of owls is a parliament.

A group of baboons...a congress.

[Farrah]

Originally Posted by Byron In Exile

You must know that your avatar basically says "fuck me, dammit!"

And I do find that distracting from your posts.

Are you saying I should change my AV?

[blobfish]

Originally Posted by Farrah

Are you saying I should change my AV?

Don't get rid of your underwear, lest Byron be forced to do the same.

[Farrah]

Originally Posted by blobfish

Don't get rid of your underwear, lest Byron be forced to do the same.

Don't worry, they're painted on.

[Byron In Exile]

Originally Posted by blobfish

Opening a valve can turn a pressure cooker into a pot of hot water. For some, Twitter is the pot; for others, the valve.

Well, I hope you're right.