Old 12-10-2012, 10:18 AM   #250876
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:21 AM   #250877
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:29 AM   #250878
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:32 AM   #250879
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*holding my tongue, before it runs away, without me to restrain it *
And next you'll be wanting me to change the oil in your car.

Well, perhaps a fair trade.

Also, your washing machine needs a bit of work.

Just don't expect this to last forever, because nothing does.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:35 AM   #250880
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Bf: (After rooting around in the cupboard for a few minutes) Where on Earth is the tea?
Me: In the wooden container labelled 'tea'.
Bf: Oh, we keep it in here do we?
Me: Yes, it's where we've always kept it.
(Slightly awkward silence)
Me: Shows how often you make your own tea...
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:39 AM   #250881
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Bf: (After rooting around in the cupboard for a few minutes) Where on Earth is the tea?
Me: In the wooden container labelled 'tea'.
Bf: Oh, we keep it in here do we?
Me: Yes, it's where we've always kept it.
(Slightly awkward silence)
Me: Shows how often you make your own tea...
The end.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:42 AM   #250882
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:51 AM   #250883
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Wrap it in your panties, and you will definitely win.
Near as I can figure, this makes no sense.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:52 AM   #250884
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:56 AM   #250885
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seems im also sweet and innocent, and good at being a dirty girl. oh the people i talk to.
OMG, allow me to be purvy for a sec, I'm in love with your breasts.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:58 AM   #250886
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Why don't we contemplate the truly finer things in life?

I mean, why does a sponge have holes yet holds more water than a sieve?

These are the unponderables that define life in all its glory.

MMMMMM mmmuh. Biscuits and gravy.
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:03 AM   #250887
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:50 AM   #250888
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holy shit! jenni rivera is dead.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:04 PM   #250889
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holy shit! jenni rivera is dead.
Lots of people are dead.

People die.

It's one of the most important things they do.

Best not to be amazed by it.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:07 PM   #250890
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I was just reading that story. So sad.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 12:08 PM   #250891
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Lots of people are dead.

People die.

It's one of the most important things they do.

Best not to be amazed by it.
You know, Byron, you could try sympathy. It's also important.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 12:11 PM   #250892
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In the old daysó that is, after the Waró Baltimore was where the busted Confederates migrated. It was the first city of any size north of the Potomac and large numbers of them resettled there. Many already had relations in the town.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:21 PM   #250893
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:24 PM   #250894
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It's very hard to respect a coward.
You screw up because you're too scared too accept the truth.
Not even the people you love can get full honesty from you.
Be better than this!
 

Old 12-10-2012, 12:27 PM   #250895
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:32 PM   #250896
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:40 PM   #250897
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:49 PM   #250898
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:51 PM   #250899
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:51 PM   #250900
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