Old 12-09-2012, 11:51 AM   #250701
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What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=sv3tadz5Q3o#!
 

Old 12-09-2012, 11:57 AM   #250702
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She's doable.
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:01 PM   #250703
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She's doable.
Agreed.

But aren't you 90?
 

Old 12-09-2012, 12:06 PM   #250704
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Agreed.

But aren't you 90?
Not quite.

Aren't old, fat men allowed to have an opinion on doability?
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:06 PM   #250705
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Agreed.

But aren't you 90?
Even 90 year old's get a hard-on once in a while....I think
 

Old 12-09-2012, 12:07 PM   #250706
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:07 PM   #250707
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:13 PM   #250708
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*sigh*
makes me want to go back and start again from the gunslinger, but i've a mountain of other books waiting to be read. not enough time, not enough eyes


i know - enough to mess with his head a little... and ours.
I'm revisiting the series now, but I don't own all the books, so I'm starting with The Drawing of the Three. Each book has its own weepy parts.

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Old 12-09-2012, 12:17 PM   #250709
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:28 PM   #250710
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:50 PM   #250711
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Not quite.

Aren't old, fat men allowed to have an opinion on doability?

Of course.

I just thought you'd prefer someone a bit closer in age.

Don't make me link you to some old lady porn.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 12:51 PM   #250712
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not ragging pixies banging in your head ?
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:59 PM   #250713
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not ragging pixies banging in your head ?
Oh yea, that too.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:02 PM   #250714
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Oh yea, that too.
good, drinking, well you did it.

next time two glasses of water before bed time.

and
*slowand smoothhug*
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:02 PM   #250715
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I want to curl up in bed and watch netflix.
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:03 PM   #250716
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I take a grim satisfaction when I hear of someone younger than me passing away. It's like... "Yup, I beat him!"
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:05 PM   #250717
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What you fear
Others revere
Long after you're gone
She'll still be here.
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:09 PM   #250718
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i really like my letter opener. sad that it basically has no reason to exist anymore. maybe i should kill someone with it. that would give it meaning beyond its clear obsolesence and it would be kinda fun. also, i bet they'd totally make an episode of law ampersand order about it. i wonder if my neighbor is home...
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:12 PM   #250719
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Murder is never the answer.

Use it to pick the dirt under your fingernails instead.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:12 PM   #250720
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Pardon me sir, but I need some porn recommendations.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:13 PM   #250721
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i'm a nail biter, so that simply is not an option for me.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:14 PM   #250722
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Just pick a fetish and go.

http://www.elephanttube.com/
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:15 PM   #250723
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i'm a nail biter, so that simply is not an option for me.
I recall a study a few years ago that saw a significant correlation between nail-biters and a higher propensity for cardiovascular disease.

Be good to your heart/arteries/veins.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:20 PM   #250724
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Some nice things there, but still not right.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 01:21 PM   #250725
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