Mike Yates, here is a conspiracy for you

MNGuy

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• Nov 12, 2014

• #1

Monster Energy Drinks are the work of Satan!

Satan's Energy Drink

 

phrodeau

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• Nov 12, 2014

• #2

That's how they get past truth-in-advertising laws.

http://umnotawau.com/wp-content/gallery/pertandingan-futsal-umno-bahagian-tawau-2010/red-bull-energy-drink-ads-i6.jpg

 

PayDay

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• Nov 12, 2014

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Didn't they just settle a lawsuit for false advertising?

 

phrodeau

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PayDay said:

Didn't they just settle a lawsuit for false advertising?

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Yes, you can get free Red Bull products if you can prove that you ever bought the stuff.

I guess I'm out of luck.

 

phrodeau

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This one's definitely evil.

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/images/2/Pussy%202.jpg

 

PayDay

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phrodeau said:

Yes, you can get free Red Bull products if you can prove that you ever bought the stuff.

I guess I'm out of luck.

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Same. Apparently, as I'm diving into what it does do, redbull gives you anxiety, heart palpitations, and regular usage has been shown to decrease immune infections such as genital warts

Definately the devil's work.

 

Libsam

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My bff drinks the chemical slurry called redbull, I've been calling it Demon Juice for years!

Know who else loves satan? Rockstar energy drinks, they are the official sponsors of the Mayhem Festivals.