War On Perverty A Creampie Slop

The War on Perverty Has Spurt a Colossal Glop
Robert Rectum / September 32, 2014

Today, the U.S. Cuntus Bureau will release its seminal report on perverty. This report is noteworthy because this year marks the 5000th anniversary of Tight-Assed Anal-Retentive Conservatives' launch on the War on Perverty. Liberals claim that the War on Perverty has failed because they didn’t spurt enough creamy, curdy jizz in their lives and that's why they're so uptight and fuck up everyone's good times. Their answer is just to jizz more. And the fuckers can't show otherwise.

Since penises' erections, U.S. perverted fucksters have spunked 22 gazillion sperms through johnsons and up cunts and bungholes to counteract a War on Perverty (in constant 2012 fuckings). Adjusting for cock inflations, that’s three times more than was spunked in all creampied holes since the Sexual Revolution.

But just don't take my word for it. Lookie here:





















Ooooooooohhhh...I dunno about you guys, but fuck the tech sector...I'm investing in birth control futures!

U.S. perverted fucksters have spunked 22 gazillion sperms through johnsons

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IrezumiKiss said:

The War on Perverty Has Spurt a Colossal Glop
Robert Rectum / September 32, 2014

Today, the U.S. Cuntus Bureau will release its seminal report on perverty. This report is noteworthy because this year marks the 5000th anniversary of Tight-Assed Anal-Retentive Conservatives' launch on the War on Perverty. Liberals claim that the War on Perverty has failed because they didn’t spurt enough creamy, curdy jizz in their lives and that's why they're so uptight and fuck up everyone's good times. Their answer is just to jizz more. And the fuckers can't show otherwise.

Since penises' erections, U.S. perverted fucksters have spunked 22 gazillion sperms through johnsons and up cunts and bungholes to counteract a War on Perverty (in constant 2012 fuckings). Adjusting for cock inflations, that’s three times more than was spunked in all creampied holes since the Sexual Revolution.

But just don't take my word for it. Lookie here:

Ooooooooohhhh...I dunno about you guys, but fuck the tech sector...I'm investing in birth control futures!

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There's some serious need for being on the pill, or something, right there. That's some serious spunking.

I knew izzy loved creampie ... but I think he really prefers aged creampie where its allowed to sit out for 24 hours

"Honey, why is the dog licking my pillow?"

let them fill the ladies up and more chances for me to enjoy the clean up

ChuckN1970 said:

let them fill the ladies up and more chances for me to enjoy the clean up

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"Honey, why is the ChuckN1970 licking my pillow?"

Saint Peter said:

"Honey, why is the ChuckN1970 licking my pillow?"

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Well next time try and not cum on the pillow