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The War on Perverty Has Spurt a Colossal Glop
Robert Rectum / September 32, 2014
Today, the U.S. Cuntus Bureau will release its seminal report on perverty. This report is noteworthy because this year marks the 5000th anniversary of Tight-Assed Anal-Retentive Conservatives' launch on the War on Perverty. Liberals claim that the War on Perverty has failed because they didn’t spurt enough creamy, curdy jizz in their lives and that's why they're so uptight and fuck up everyone's good times. Their answer is just to jizz more. And the fuckers can't show otherwise.
Since penises' erections, U.S. perverted fucksters have spunked 22 gazillion sperms through johnsons and up cunts and bungholes to counteract a War on Perverty (in constant 2012 fuckings). Adjusting for cock inflations, that’s three times more than was spunked in all creampied holes since the Sexual Revolution.
But just don't take my word for it. Lookie here:
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Ooooooooohhhh...I dunno about you guys, but fuck the tech sector...I'm investing in birth control futures!
Robert Rectum / September 32, 2014
Today, the U.S. Cuntus Bureau will release its seminal report on perverty. This report is noteworthy because this year marks the 5000th anniversary of Tight-Assed Anal-Retentive Conservatives' launch on the War on Perverty. Liberals claim that the War on Perverty has failed because they didn’t spurt enough creamy, curdy jizz in their lives and that's why they're so uptight and fuck up everyone's good times. Their answer is just to jizz more. And the fuckers can't show otherwise.
Since penises' erections, U.S. perverted fucksters have spunked 22 gazillion sperms through johnsons and up cunts and bungholes to counteract a War on Perverty (in constant 2012 fuckings). Adjusting for cock inflations, that’s three times more than was spunked in all creampied holes since the Sexual Revolution.
But just don't take my word for it. Lookie here:
http://www.9yak.com/s3/1/0760/696936_1.jpg
http://78.140.172.189/tb/st/thumbs/621/OxjhELPlW1.jpg
http://creampiepussy.pornblogspace.com/files/2013/05/creampie-pussy-cum-cumshot-hardcore-49958585-e1369272225997.jpg
http://amateurhomeporn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-Amateur-Blonde-Blowjob-Creampie-Hardcore-143668433.jpg
http://img.3movs.com/contents/videos_screenshots/7000/7110/preview.mp4.jpg
http://albums193.zbporn.com/main/9998x9998/102000/102326/2425875.jpg
http://p.im9.eu/creampie1-hardcore-porn.jpg
http://img.3movs.com/contents/videos_screenshots/2000/2961/preview.mp4.jpg
http://www.megaporntuber.com/contents/videos_screenshots/14000/14110/preview.mp4.jpg
http://x.fap.to/images/full/46/904/904694395.jpg
Ooooooooohhhh...I dunno about you guys, but fuck the tech sector...I'm investing in birth control futures!
