ArcticAvenue
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The head that popped up over the cubicle wall was old, steely eyed, and stern. “You still think you will get the Sector 10 groundwater report done before you leave?” the old man asked abruptly.
Sam jumped in his chair. He always jumps in his chair when Mr. Healey sticks his head over the cubicle wall, but Sam jumped a little extra today. “Yessir,” he replied as he quickly minimized a few windows on his screen, “I am proofing it one last time, will have it uploaded in a few minutes.”
The old man let a smile grow on his face, and put his best fatherly image. “Well done son. If it reads as it should, we can release the EN document to start your team working on that.” The old man’s grey suit and plain blue tie seemed a remnant from the dinosaur like days of 1990s business. Especially when compared to Sam’s simple maroon polo and blue jeans; but that is what happens when you enter business 30 years apart.
“Yes sir, I look forward to starting that next week, sir.” Sam only had a moment to say it before the old man’s head was gone, which finally gave him that chance to let out a long calming breath of air. He opened up the report he was supposed to be proofing and went back to reading. He barely had a sentence read and he was interrupted again.
“So … so … whatcha hiding there, Chief?”
The singsong voice of his cubemate made him groan in frustration. “Nothing, Barbie, go back to work.”
A hand swung down onto his keyboard, and before he could swipe it away she flipped the up the explorer screen to show the concert information. “Jesus, is that it?” Barb teased. “I thought you were looking at porn the way you jumped a mile high.”
“Will you shut-up?” Sam hushed as he turned to face the woman.
In the small office space, they sat back-to-back facing their own little desk. The two of them were a team, but they had as much in common as Sam had with their boss who surprised him earlier. They shared some things, both were fresh out of college, both just 24 years old, and both excelled in their studies. Barb, or Barbie as Sam liked to call her when she was being especially annoying, wasn’t far from the doll that gave her her nickname. She was tall, tan, blonde, and had the curves that would make the little plastic Ken excited. Sam wasn’t short, but his little over than five and a half foot frame was shorter than his cube-mate’s (especially when she wore heel which was basically always). Sam’s dark hair, brown eyes, and thin features made him look smaller than her too. Above all else, Sam’s soft spoken, analytical, and (more often than not) introverted personality clashed with the outgoing, outspoken girl. In fact, if Sam had it his way, he would just do his job and make it through the day without a need to discuss or chat about anything other than the work ahead of them. Barbie seemed to need to spend most of her time at work talking about everything BUT work; and that included in no short detail the long list of boys she seemed be either going out with, moving in with, or can’t handle the drama with. Worse than that, if Sam even mentioned a female name, she seemed to want to drag every little detail about his miserable love life from him.
Yet it was nearly company policy at Opportunity Mining LLC to pair such dynamic partners together. Together they formed a team tasked with converting mounds of data from field testing into reports that were not only comprehensible, but dumbed down so a politician could understand it. Sam, being the real engineer, would do the major data crunching, then Barbie would, in her words, “add the glitter, put a bow on it, then smile when they tell me to smile.”
“It’s just a concert poster,”she complained, going along with his want to keep quiet.
“Yeah, but you still don’t need to make a big deal out of it.” Sam returned to the computer and closed the window all together, then pulled his report back open.
Behind him, he could hear her going back to work, but she didn’t stay quiet. “You going to that concert?”
“Maybe,” he said, just to get her to shut up.
“Is that tonight?”
“Yeah,” again, just to get her to shut up.
There was a brief pause from her, and he could hear her working away on her computer. That’s when she asked in a hush, “Are you seriously thinking about going to the Forest Fair?”
He let out a deep sigh, and dropped his head. So much for getting her to shut up. He turned to see she was looking at the same website he was earlier and getting the whole scoop. It was a multi-colored poster done in bright retro colors depicting trees and flowers spread out across a field. It advertised Forest Fair, a three day outdoor concert including multiple stages, food & beer gardens, and camping amongst the forest. It was also a fundraiser for the group whose sole purpose is to shut down the Opportunity Mining LLC -- the same Opportunity Mining LLC that Sam, and Barbie, and Mr. Healy, and everyone in Opportunity Mining LLC get’s their paychecks from.
“No, I’m not going” he nearly whined as he turned away from her screen and back to his.
“You better not. Mr. Healey finds out you are supporting the enemy, he’d have you slopping through the mud collecting samples for the next two months.”
“I’m not going,” he replied a little louder.
“And if they find you out, they’ll string you up by their hemp ropes and feed you mushrooms until you see unicorns coming out of your rectum.”
“I’m Not Going!” Sam nearly shouted it -- maybe not ‘nearly’, more of quietly spoke it at a higher voice level than the usually quiet Sam will ever get caught speaking in the office. “Let me,” he barely said over a whisper, “let me, just, finish this proof and we can go home.”
Barb didn’t say anything … at first. “Sam, can I ask you a question?” She didn’t normally call him Sam, or asked to ask a question.
“What?” he said more calmly than before.
“What was the name of that band that you went to see last month, and then after the show you talked to them, and then made out with their girl drummer after the show?”
Sam groaned, red faced, and dropped his head. “Why do I tell you anything, Barbie?”
“Is it ‘Tralfaz and the Robot’?”
Sam’s disgruntled sigh said all that needed to be said.
“You know they start at seven tonight,” she stated. “You’ll want to get there early so she can see that you’re in the crowd.”
The head that popped up over the cubicle wall was old, steely eyed, and stern. “You still think you will get the Sector 10 groundwater report done before you leave?” the old man asked abruptly.
Sam jumped in his chair. He always jumps in his chair when Mr. Healey sticks his head over the cubicle wall, but Sam jumped a little extra today. “Yessir,” he replied as he quickly minimized a few windows on his screen, “I am proofing it one last time, will have it uploaded in a few minutes.”
The old man let a smile grow on his face, and put his best fatherly image. “Well done son. If it reads as it should, we can release the EN document to start your team working on that.” The old man’s grey suit and plain blue tie seemed a remnant from the dinosaur like days of 1990s business. Especially when compared to Sam’s simple maroon polo and blue jeans; but that is what happens when you enter business 30 years apart.
“Yes sir, I look forward to starting that next week, sir.” Sam only had a moment to say it before the old man’s head was gone, which finally gave him that chance to let out a long calming breath of air. He opened up the report he was supposed to be proofing and went back to reading. He barely had a sentence read and he was interrupted again.
“So … so … whatcha hiding there, Chief?”
The singsong voice of his cubemate made him groan in frustration. “Nothing, Barbie, go back to work.”
A hand swung down onto his keyboard, and before he could swipe it away she flipped the up the explorer screen to show the concert information. “Jesus, is that it?” Barb teased. “I thought you were looking at porn the way you jumped a mile high.”
“Will you shut-up?” Sam hushed as he turned to face the woman.
In the small office space, they sat back-to-back facing their own little desk. The two of them were a team, but they had as much in common as Sam had with their boss who surprised him earlier. They shared some things, both were fresh out of college, both just 24 years old, and both excelled in their studies. Barb, or Barbie as Sam liked to call her when she was being especially annoying, wasn’t far from the doll that gave her her nickname. She was tall, tan, blonde, and had the curves that would make the little plastic Ken excited. Sam wasn’t short, but his little over than five and a half foot frame was shorter than his cube-mate’s (especially when she wore heel which was basically always). Sam’s dark hair, brown eyes, and thin features made him look smaller than her too. Above all else, Sam’s soft spoken, analytical, and (more often than not) introverted personality clashed with the outgoing, outspoken girl. In fact, if Sam had it his way, he would just do his job and make it through the day without a need to discuss or chat about anything other than the work ahead of them. Barbie seemed to need to spend most of her time at work talking about everything BUT work; and that included in no short detail the long list of boys she seemed be either going out with, moving in with, or can’t handle the drama with. Worse than that, if Sam even mentioned a female name, she seemed to want to drag every little detail about his miserable love life from him.
Yet it was nearly company policy at Opportunity Mining LLC to pair such dynamic partners together. Together they formed a team tasked with converting mounds of data from field testing into reports that were not only comprehensible, but dumbed down so a politician could understand it. Sam, being the real engineer, would do the major data crunching, then Barbie would, in her words, “add the glitter, put a bow on it, then smile when they tell me to smile.”
“It’s just a concert poster,”she complained, going along with his want to keep quiet.
“Yeah, but you still don’t need to make a big deal out of it.” Sam returned to the computer and closed the window all together, then pulled his report back open.
Behind him, he could hear her going back to work, but she didn’t stay quiet. “You going to that concert?”
“Maybe,” he said, just to get her to shut up.
“Is that tonight?”
“Yeah,” again, just to get her to shut up.
There was a brief pause from her, and he could hear her working away on her computer. That’s when she asked in a hush, “Are you seriously thinking about going to the Forest Fair?”
He let out a deep sigh, and dropped his head. So much for getting her to shut up. He turned to see she was looking at the same website he was earlier and getting the whole scoop. It was a multi-colored poster done in bright retro colors depicting trees and flowers spread out across a field. It advertised Forest Fair, a three day outdoor concert including multiple stages, food & beer gardens, and camping amongst the forest. It was also a fundraiser for the group whose sole purpose is to shut down the Opportunity Mining LLC -- the same Opportunity Mining LLC that Sam, and Barbie, and Mr. Healy, and everyone in Opportunity Mining LLC get’s their paychecks from.
“No, I’m not going” he nearly whined as he turned away from her screen and back to his.
“You better not. Mr. Healey finds out you are supporting the enemy, he’d have you slopping through the mud collecting samples for the next two months.”
“I’m not going,” he replied a little louder.
“And if they find you out, they’ll string you up by their hemp ropes and feed you mushrooms until you see unicorns coming out of your rectum.”
“I’m Not Going!” Sam nearly shouted it -- maybe not ‘nearly’, more of quietly spoke it at a higher voice level than the usually quiet Sam will ever get caught speaking in the office. “Let me,” he barely said over a whisper, “let me, just, finish this proof and we can go home.”
Barb didn’t say anything … at first. “Sam, can I ask you a question?” She didn’t normally call him Sam, or asked to ask a question.
“What?” he said more calmly than before.
“What was the name of that band that you went to see last month, and then after the show you talked to them, and then made out with their girl drummer after the show?”
Sam groaned, red faced, and dropped his head. “Why do I tell you anything, Barbie?”
“Is it ‘Tralfaz and the Robot’?”
Sam’s disgruntled sigh said all that needed to be said.
“You know they start at seven tonight,” she stated. “You’ll want to get there early so she can see that you’re in the crowd.”