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Didn't hooters used to be shot with might?

IrezumiKiss

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Apparently it's now okay for weak blasts of cum to splash women's titties with men's busted balls pitifully trying to empty all of its contents.

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What kinda nut is that, I ask? Some measly, watery eye-dropper squirtlets that wouldn't get an ant pregnant.

If you're going to anoint women's breasts with your seed, then do it properly. Stop fucking or masturbating for a few days or as long as you can possibly hold out...drink plenty water, eat lotsa protein and let that curdy load build up in yer butter churn chamber so you can spew and plaster spackle those wonderful dairy farms with the hot man-milk and gluey baby batter their boobs righteously deserve.

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And remember, fellas...when you get that grind goin' and yer ready to pop the cork, don't hold back... Shoot All You Want. You'll Make More!®
 
Whenever I hear "Hooters," I think of Vette's "one of the most popular pic threads ever" where he, Miles, and Powertone posted to one another about the pics Vette pulled up.

Just like eavesdropping on a table of cold-calling life insurance salesmen having lunch at Hooters.

*shudders
 
all i know is their wings really aren't that great. also, after awhile it gets kinda hard to tell the waitresses apart. awhile in this case being about ten minutes.
 
cjh said:
Whenever I hear "Hooters," I think of Vette's "one of the most popular pic threads ever" where he, Miles, and Powertone posted to one another about the pics Vette pulled up.

Just like eavesdropping on a table of cold-calling life insurance salesmen having lunch at Hooters.

*shudders
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pointless said:
all i know is their wings really aren't that great. also, after awhile it gets kinda hard to tell the waitresses apart. awhile in this case being about ten minutes.
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I also remember back when they started and had that initial big wave of popularity, they used to prefer-hire gals with C-cups or bigger. Then when it got progressively maudlin, they hired anybody no matter what size your chest was.

For a brief period of time during the late '90s to early aughts when socially ironic sexism and then-acceptable sexual objectification ruled the flush money & bottle service bro-world, there was a big two-level rip-off Hooters theme restaurant here near Times Square — maybe associated with Tropicana or Hawaiian Tropic or some big-assed corporation similar to that tropical motif effect — that had all the women who worked there in bikinis, including the front-end hostesses. The facade was mostly glass windows where ever possible, in order to lure in the mentally-drooling men that would walk past it on the street and slow their roll trying to peep bikini-clad ass and bouncing boobies.

The food — burgers, wings, steaks, surf n' turf, typical male sports bar/fratty grub fare — was expectedly shitty since that wasn't the primary focus...and the looking-at-bikini-ass-while-you-eat novelty didn't last too long. I wish I could remember the exact name of it, but it fit the throw-money-at-any-wacky-concept-like-water age like a glove.
 
CandiCame said:
So it was basically the environment of any beach and/or pool ever?
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More or less. I would say a large beachside lounge-sports bar hybrid.

Oh, now that I'm recalling it more, there were more novelties to the biz if you went in to patronize it. Apparently above the bar there was a micro stage balcony where at a set time during the evenings, all the waitresses would parade out and the guys down below could vote for who was the sexiest gal there. They all had number tags attached to their bottoms I think whomever won got something out of it, like money or something, and maybe the men who voted for her number got a free drink or whatever. Something to that effect.

Crazy thing was, since NYC is not in a tropical climate, most of this shit went down during the fall and wintertimes, when you'd be trudging through ice blizzards or cold rain in three to four layers...and off to the side of you would be this tropical bikini zone of a guy's paradise masquerading as a restaurant. Because of the mostly glass facade, heaters must've been going on full blast.

That was a crazy period of time, those years.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
I also remember back when they started and had that initial big wave of popularity, they used to prefer-hire gals with C-cups or bigger. Then when it got progressively maudlin, they hired anybody no matter what size your chest was.

For a brief period of time during the late '90s to early aughts when socially ironic sexism and then-acceptable sexual objectification ruled the flush money & bottle service bro-world, there was a big two-level rip-off Hooters theme restaurant here near Times Square — maybe associated with Tropicana or Hawaiian Tropic or some big-assed corporation similar to that tropical motif effect — that had all the women who worked there in bikinis, including the front-end hostesses. The facade was mostly glass windows where ever possible, in order to lure in the mentally-drooling men that would walk past it on the street and slow their roll trying to peep bikini-clad ass and bouncing boobies.

The food — burgers, wings, steaks, surf n' turf, typical male sports bar/fratty grub fare — was expectedly shitty since that wasn't the primary focus...and the looking-at-bikini-ass-while-you-eat novelty didn't last too long. I wish I could remember the exact name of it, but it fit the throw-money-at-any-wacky-concept-like-water age like a glove.
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There are still quite a few establishments much like Hooters. As you mentioned, practically dead on, the restaurant was called The Hawaiian Tropic Zone, wasn't it? And closed down because they were slapped with a huge lawsuit, millions of dollars I believe, by either an employee or customer?
 
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