I Know How To Fuck Psycho Squirrel

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JAMESBJOHNSON

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Psycho Squirrel is my lesbian neighbor. She's mid 50s, 200 pounds, and maybe 5 foot tall. We've hated each other for more than 30 years.

Anyway, last night she cut my new water hose. She wanders the neighborhood late at night doing shit like that. She slashes tires and cuts pool enclosure screens, etc. She has the crazy idea that her dogs can shit where they please and no one should be upset. And when people confront her she comes back at night. She's disabled and collects social security for mental problems.

So I been wanting to fuck her, and it finally dawned on me how to do it. She enclosed her yard with a fence and planted a hedge outside the fence. She did this years ago. So the hedge is large and thick. She also owns the land from the fence to the creek. But she cant trim the hedge or mow the grass unless she transits my yard or the yard of the people on the other side of her, and they wont let her on their property. She always uses my yard. Now I'm installing a locked gate from my house to her fence.

Fuck you faggot.
 
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