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Old 07-30-2014, 03:18 PM   #101
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Here's an actual review of the studies that have looked into the issue of hydroquinone and cancer. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/18027166/. It sounds pretty inconclusive. If it is carcinogenic at all as a topical cream, it's not likely to be very potent. The mice required an injection or a huge oral dose. Epidemicological studies of people who worked with the chemical had sparse data, and didn't look very scary, regardless. I personally would not be afraid for loved one to spread a couple of square inches on their forehead or anus.

Edit: added the word "not" to the last sentence.

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Old 07-30-2014, 09:54 PM   #102
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Test your B-Hole dabbin' whitening skills (just in case a friend asks you).


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Old 07-31-2014, 03:04 PM   #103
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My only complaint about this thread is that it has caused the Procul Harem song "Whiter Shade of Pale" to get stuck in my head. Sigh.
Gee, thanks.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:08 AM   #104
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according to the MSDS:
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EMERGENCY OVERVIEW
Toxic (USA) Harmful (EU). Dangerous for the environment.
Harmful if swallowed. Irritating to skin. Limited evidence of a
carcinogenic effect. Risk of serious damage to eyes. May cause
sensitization by skin contact. Very toxic to aquatic organisms.
Possible Carcinogen (US). Possible mutagen. Target organ(s):
Blood. Liver.


Go natural instead!
Tabasco sauce has a very satisfactory bleaching effect.
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Old 08-04-2014, 01:10 PM   #105
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This thread had me teeheeing all the while I drank my latte in Starbucks this morning. And not that I gave it any research or anything, but would hydrogen peroxide not do the trick? Assuming you are just wanting to go a shade or so? And it's relatively safe...we pour that stuff on wounds - watch it injected into an abscess with proper drainage points, it's cool if you like icky awesomeness.

Anyhow, I digress. Peroxide: It works on coffee stains on teeth, why not our tail end too?
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Old 08-04-2014, 03:13 PM   #106
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A sincere congratulations to those who managed to provide useful advice besides "DON'T FUCKING DO IT".

It doesn't make sense to me to take the piss out of someone for wanting to do one thing that isn't natural or necessary, when everyone does all sorts to their bodies that isn't natural or strictly necessary.

Sure, anal bleaching is linked to cancer. Big deal. Coffee is 'linked' to cancer! So is white sugar and sleeping too long.... The vast majority of cancer scares are dodgy correlations with too many variables to figure out exactly where the effect is coming from.
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Old 08-08-2014, 07:22 AM   #107
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Anyone ever hear of Google?
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Old 08-08-2014, 08:09 AM   #108
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Anyone ever hear of Google?
nope, is that some kind of bizzarre sex act the kids are doing these days?

"come over here baby and let me google you until you scream..."
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Old 08-08-2014, 08:16 AM   #109
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That part must be brown, preferably dark brown, wrinkled, and wet, somewhat mild odor of soap emenating, winking, inviting, and natural fitness and active spincter. don't bleach and make it artificial.
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:55 PM   #110
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Just the other day I was asking myself:
“Self,” I says, “Do you suppose WikkedVibes ever attained the alabaster anus ambitiously aspired for?”
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:28 PM   #111
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Just the other day I was asking myself:
“Self,” I says, “Do you suppose WikkedVibes ever attained the alabaster anus ambitiously aspired for?”
Same.
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:13 PM   #112
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Evidently, Crayola has not been brought up to speed on current B-Hole trends.


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Old 11-22-2017, 07:02 PM   #113
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Just Google it. Quite by accident, I have seen products for anal bleaching advertised on some very reputable online sex stores while shopping for toys, lubes and other products.
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