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Old 07-25-2014, 09:01 PM   #26
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As for the negative nancy replies, I don't really think my post is all that ridiculous compared to the content on here. Maybe you are just behind the times a bit, and that's too bad. Doing things to beautify oneself..such as shaving or getting our hair done, has been around for years. I am sure shaving at one time was laughed off as well but now it is required for women to shave their bodies.
Amen, sister! Bleach that b-hole!
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:22 PM   #27
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:32 PM   #28
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As for the negative nancy replies, I don't really think my post is all that ridiculous compared to the content on here. Maybe you are just behind the times a bit, and that's too bad. Doing things to beautify oneself..such as shaving or getting our hair done, has been around for years. I am sure shaving at one time was laughed off as well but now it is required for women to shave their bodies.
I am sorry that you feel that the negative replies here are implying that your post is ridiculous. I think the general consensus is that the hazards of using a lightening agent on your anal opening far outweigh the benefits. Bleaching agents can damage your skin. (Any woman who continually bleaches her hair, for instance, will eventually experience problems with her hair and/or scalp.)

As far as your comment that it is "required" for women to shave their bodies, that is an absolute personal preference. There are many women on these boards who do not shave for either personal or cultural reasons.

And your comment about us "being behind the times a bit?" That just tells me that you are asking for help from those of us who *might* have a bit more life experience than you, but you're smarter than we are already. You asked for our advice, and we shared our advice. You just didn't like the answer. Snarky.
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:33 PM   #29
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:49 PM   #30
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There are some very current and up-with-the-latest-trend folks here.

Just the other day I was on Lit Chat with a poster who uses Botox on his prolapse, which is trout-pout plump with fat injections from his B-hind.

Not behind the times at all. In fact he's a very fashion conscious individual, in tune with all the latest in orificial trends and treatments.

The next time we are on Lit Chat, I will have to ask him if he whitens his prolapse at all. I'll be sure to post any pics he may share.
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:59 PM   #31
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I may be behind the times, but I've never had any partner refuse to tongue-fuck my hot, unbleached sphincter.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:06 PM   #32
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Well, I did not find that in my research. As with all things comes new products that aren't as harmful as the ones in ahem...2004. But yet still...not understanding why putting a dab of cream on my ass outweighs the hundreds of other posts on lit. I suppose being compared to posts such as come fuck my dog, and let's fist my grandmother!...my wish to lighten 2 inches of my body is an outrage.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:13 PM   #33
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Well, I did not find that in my research. As with all things comes new products that aren't as harmful as the ones in ahem...2004. But yet still...not understanding why putting a dab of cream on my ass outweighs the hundreds of other posts on lit. I suppose being compared to posts such as come fuck my dog, and let's fist my grandmother!...my wish to lighten 2 inches of my body is an outrage.
I for one would never advocate fucking a dog. Have you seen the colour of their b-holes?
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:17 PM   #34
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:19 PM   #35
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There are some very current and up-with-the-latest-trend folks here.

Just the other day I was on Lit Chat with a poster who uses Botox on his prolapse, which is trout-pout plump with fat injections from his B-hind.

Not behind the times at all. In fact he's a very fashion conscious individual, in tune with all the latest in orificial trends and treatments.

The next time we are on Lit Chat, I will have to ask him if he whitens his prolapse at all. I'll be sure to post any pics he may share.
Overuse of my tush is not the issue...if anything it would be the golden hole
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:24 PM   #36
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Well, I did not find that in my research. As with all things comes new products that aren't as harmful as the ones in ahem...2004. But yet still...not understanding why putting a dab of cream on my ass outweighs the hundreds of other posts on lit. I suppose being compared to posts such as come fuck my dog, and let's fist my grandmother!..my wish to lighten 2 inches of my body is an outrage.

What!?! Are you from 2010 or something?

LINKS PUH-LEEZE!



I hear what you are saying about it being your bum, to do with it what you want. Funny story - when me and now Mrs. E started dating, she had problems with the whole fingers in the bum thing. But we talked about it, and I explained, my fingers, my bum. What's the problem? She's totally down with it now.

Lastly, this 2 inches you refer to, we talking circumference, or diameter?
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:27 PM   #37
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Overuse of my tush is not the issue...if anything it would be the golden hole
So, you're striving for a golden-white finish kinda thing? Or you want rid of the blond B-hole?



Note: left the whole () Goldfinger Bond villain thing alone there.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:45 PM   #38
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:45 PM   #39
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Emerson, the discussions on those links are so negative about anal bleaching...I wonder why the discrimination?
It's similar to the discrimination of light skinned black people versus dark skinned black people. Is a person less valuable because of the colour of their skin? Is an arsehole less valuable because the colour of ITS skin? I think not.

In the lesser publicized portion of MLK Jr's speech, he said this:

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their arseholes but by the content of their colons and outer areas of their anus. I have a dream today."

Come on guys... It's 2014; it's time we stop looking for nothing but bright white holes. You have no idea the discrimination that these darker bum holes face. They are convicted for more than 75% of farts. And, when in the midst of a group of white arseholes, they are 84% more likely to be profiled for "that smell". It has to stop. Now.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:49 PM   #40
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I just googled "Anal Bleaching Before & After" and got nothing back. Nothing.

You know it's dodgy when even google won't touch it.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:50 PM   #41
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You all know that I am a shining beacon of style and sophistication. The fact that I spend 47 minutes shaving my rugged, manly face should not surprise you but perhaps that I spend equal amounts of time bleaching my b-hole may.

I thoroughly recommend b-hole bleaching but one should always remember to rinse before engaging in any variety of b-hole lovin'. Have you ever tasted that stuff? I mean.... I imagine it would be terrible and who wants a partially bleached cawk, even if it's as magnificent as mine.
For the record, I did not write this. Rainshine did. Little fucker.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:58 PM   #42
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Yes maam...very very dark
It's the only thing that keeps me from dog fucking.

I don't think the question is ridiculous. We are just ah if a bit of fun. It's a legit question and I think everyone here is enjoying the subject. Don't be offended by our sarcasm. We are just having a go.

I think the consensus is just that it's not really worth it. I've never even thought about it until I saw it on a TV show once. It was on a cable channel. Okay. YouTube. Okay. Youporn.
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For health and safety reasons I recommend using only gluten-free and non-GMO bleaching products.
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:05 PM   #44
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I wonder if anyone with a white bum hole has decided to dye their hole darker. You know, like some Finnish chick saying, "Yah, Helga, could you help me vith my anoos. I vant a dark arsehole. Or maybe something with highlights."
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I wonder if anyone with a white bum hole has decided to dye their hole darker. You know, like some Finnish chick saying, "Yah, Helga, could you help me vith my anoos. I vant a dark arsehole. Or maybe something with highlights."
The youngsters are doing this in their natural rebellion to the established order.
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:23 PM   #46
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The youngsters are doing this in their natural rebellion to the established order.
Do they get anarchy tattoos on it?
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:43 PM   #48
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I know I'll be paying extra attention in the cleaning aisle of the supermarket this week.
You just want your arsehole to be the grand wizard of them all.
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:48 PM   #49
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