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Doncha Think Its Time To Haul Pilots Contest Winning Classics From The Freezer And Examine His Genius? Me Too. Stay Tuned.
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Pulling up a seat.
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You bastard. You got me all excited for a moment there.
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Do you think his tombstone would read "I'm better at being dead than you are?"
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No. It will probably say something like:
"I don't spend time checking on what other people are doing, I just worry about my own shit." -- Lovecraft68
Or
JBJ says he had a Green E, but can't prove it.
Or both.
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Maybe. On the upside it would be the first time he was stiff in years.
On the downside if his tombstone is like his lit work no one will read it anyway.
Now if my tombstone was like my lit work.....it would have to be continued onto a few more stones
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
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Is he coming back with them stories anytime soon?
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I'm glad this moved out of the FAWC thread. It's dull when you want to be talking about writing to have a lot of Manly Posing going on.
Yah, yah, I know JBJ will only go and say my stories suck and that I don't suck very well so don't bother to come to me for head. Go on, take it out on me some more. I am used to it, cuz I am a mom. I get people all day saying I am the worst and that they hate me and I ruined their life.
I was pissed at Pilot's behaviour and here's a chance to say why without disrupting the FAWC thread any more.
I was annoyed that he did his little trick: say something stupid, then someone (me) comes and objects to it, then he says: "Oh I never said that." (In this case, he said he never had a pop at JBJ about his writing.) Then the person gets all flustered going: "You were saying something stupid!" and he gets a good fight with someone while managing to sound like he is an injured party.
Well, the second thing I was pissed at, was that he did say stupid things, not about JBJ's writing. That acksherly would've been more honest. He did the Perfesser trick. Perfessers pretend that everything happens according to merit: oh, stories get on here if they are written well. Well ... they do and they don't. Remember the first FAWC, we were all gob-smacked to find our stories did much worse than when we published under our own names, cuz we have followers who are already inclined to just press a 4 or 5 for our work. Perfessers will say that you are intelligent and your work is good. Then they have a good go at something else about you. "Oh, but this and that is not up to scratch, so you can't be part of the Charmed Inner Circle." It pissed me off that Pilot had a go at JBJ for not writing good criticism. And in the end he got what he wanted, the FAWC thread to himself and JBJ said he wouldn't read, vote or comment on the FAWC stories any more.
Which he used to do fairly and in his own way - that is a crime now suddenly? If I were in the FAWC, I would be glad to see one of JBJ's comments pop up on my story, even if it were only saying something about the kind of bra one of my characters was wearing, LOL. I would be grateful to see he had taken the time and trouble to read the story.
This is not the first time I have seen this underhand way of sabotaging his input happen to JBJ on here. I dislike it very much, cuz JBJ is a grouchy ole bear but that's no reason to go and poke him with sharp sticks. He deserves it cuz he can be a sod when he wants to, but it is not nice to see that kind of behaviour and there will be no chocolate biscuits for tea now!
OK! I know you don't need me to defend you, babycakes! LOL. I look forward to seeing the bun fight continue in here instead of the FAWC thread. I was just pissed off and wanted to get it off my (substantial) chest.
Now I'm going for another cup of tea. Yah, yah, I am a whore with no teeth or something, but hey, at least that would mean I could give better head once I took the falsies out. Or no, that's right, I suck but not in a good way so don't come to me for head.
Yah, yah, I know JBJ will only go and say my stories suck and that I don't suck very well so don't bother to come to me for head
. Go on, take it out on me some more. I am used to it, cuz I am a mom. I get people all day saying I am the worst and that they hate me and I ruined their life. I was pissed at Pilot's behaviour and here's a chance to say why without disrupting the FAWC thread any more.
I was annoyed that he did his little trick: say something stupid, then someone (me) comes and objects to it, then he says: "Oh I never said that." (In this case, he said he never had a pop at JBJ about his writing.) Then the person gets all flustered going: "You were saying something stupid!" and he gets a good fight with someone while managing to sound like he is an injured party.
Well, the second thing I was pissed at, was that he did say stupid things, not about JBJ's writing. That acksherly would've been more honest. He did the Perfesser trick. Perfessers pretend that everything happens according to merit: oh, stories get on here if they are written well. Well ... they do and they don't. Remember the first FAWC, we were all gob-smacked to find our stories did much worse than when we published under our own names, cuz we have followers who are already inclined to just press a 4 or 5 for our work. Perfessers will say that you are intelligent and your work is good. Then they have a good go at something else about you. "Oh, but this and that is not up to scratch, so you can't be part of the Charmed Inner Circle." It pissed me off that Pilot had a go at JBJ for not writing good criticism. And in the end he got what he wanted, the FAWC thread to himself and JBJ said he wouldn't read, vote or comment on the FAWC stories any more.
Which he used to do fairly and in his own way - that is a crime now suddenly? If I were in the FAWC, I would be glad to see one of JBJ's comments pop up on my story, even if it were only saying something about the kind of bra one of my characters was wearing, LOL. I would be grateful to see he had taken the time and trouble to read the story.
This is not the first time I have seen this underhand way of sabotaging his input happen to JBJ on here. I dislike it very much, cuz JBJ is a grouchy ole bear but that's no reason to go and poke him with sharp sticks. He deserves it cuz he can be a sod when he wants to, but it is not nice to see that kind of behaviour and there will be no chocolate biscuits for tea now!
OK! I know you don't need me to defend you, babycakes! LOL. I look forward to seeing the bun fight continue in here instead of the FAWC thread. I was just pissed off and wanted to get it off my (substantial) chest.
Now I'm going for another cup of tea. Yah, yah, I am a whore with no teeth or something, but hey, at least that would mean I could give better head once I took the falsies out. Or no, that's right, I suck but not in a good way so don't come to me for head.
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Which PILOT masterwork do I sacrifice? Nominations?
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I'm glad this moved out of the FAWC thread. It's dull when you want to be talking about writing to have a lot of Manly Posing going on.
Yah, yah, I know JBJ will only go and say my stories suck and that I don't suck very well so don't bother to come to me for head
I was pissed at Pilot's behaviour and here's a chance to say why without disrupting the FAWC thread any more.
I was annoyed that he did his little trick: say something stupid, then someone (me) comes and objects to it, then he says: "Oh I never said that." (In this case, he said he never had a pop at JBJ about his writing.) Then the person gets all flustered going: "You were saying something stupid!" and he gets a good fight with someone while managing to sound like he is an injured party.
Well, the second thing I was pissed at, was that he did say stupid things, not about JBJ's writing. That acksherly would've been more honest. He did the Perfesser trick. Perfessers pretend that everything happens according to merit: oh, stories get on here if they are written well. Well ... they do and they don't. Remember the first FAWC, we were all gob-smacked to find our stories did much worse than when we published under our own names, cuz we have followers who are already inclined to just press a 4 or 5 for our work. Perfessers will say that you are intelligent and your work is good. Then they have a good go at something else about you. "Oh, but this and that is not up to scratch, so you can't be part of the Charmed Inner Circle." It pissed me off that Pilot had a go at JBJ for not writing good criticism. And in the end he got what he wanted, the FAWC thread to himself and JBJ said he wouldn't read, vote or comment on the FAWC stories any more.
Which he used to do fairly and in his own way - that is a crime now suddenly? If I were in the FAWC, I would be glad to see one of JBJ's comments pop up on my story, even if it were only saying something about the kind of bra one of my characters was wearing, LOL. I would be grateful to see he had taken the time and trouble to read the story.
This is not the first time I have seen this underhand way of sabotaging his input happen to JBJ on here. I dislike it very much, cuz JBJ is a grouchy ole bear but that's no reason to go and poke him with sharp sticks. He deserves it cuz he can be a sod when he wants to, but it is not nice to see that kind of behaviour and there will be no chocolate biscuits for tea now!
OK! I know you don't need me to defend you, babycakes! LOL. I look forward to seeing the bun fight continue in here instead of the FAWC thread. I was just pissed off and wanted to get it off my (substantial) chest.
Now I'm going for another cup of tea. Yah, yah, I am a whore with no teeth or something, but hey, at least that would mean I could give better head once I took the falsies out. Or no, that's right, I suck but not in a good way so don't come to me for head.
You talk too much and have little to say.
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i can see it's a JBJ thread, and i can smell the shit.
but since the troll's a complete cunt, i'll pop this in the post and get on with taking a crap.
why does the prick start something like this in the AH?
what a wanker.
but since the troll's a complete cunt, i'll pop this in the post and get on with taking a crap.
why does the prick start something like this in the AH?
what a wanker.
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see the post above yours ^^^^^^.
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see the one above yours, shitbreath.
drunk pimple faced pederast
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I'll take JBJ over that phony piece of shit Pilot any day. Talk about a "wanker"
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I think GA fears how improved all will be when we learn how to write and assay literature at the feet of The Master, the great and wise PILOT.
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I've already made a couple of notes on it.
1-Write self indulgently.
2- use a lot of run on 80 word sentences that are so confusing you have to read them twice.
3-Write "down" to the reader. Have the narrator or character be arrogant to the point the story is condescending as in "let me explain everything again because I am writing over your head"
4-re-write and rehash the same story every few months to make it look like you are still writing when all you're really doing is posting all day.
The first three can all be learned by reading those fabulous blurbs Pilot posts in the authors and his books thread.
I would offer advice.....no, wait, I don;t offer too much advice because I don't think I am better than anyone else, but seeing he does and tells us that on a daily basis I feel this thread is well deserved and will be quite amusing.
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I want to start with furtive reconnoitering, to get the lay of PILOT-LAND. Maybe disguise myself as a clown...maybe God.
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i'd take JBJ and hit him with a sock full of shit.
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And who's gonna hold you up to do it?
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http://www.literotica.com/s/blue-roses-tattoo
I dragged this cadaver from the cooler. Mind control is something I'm familiar with. After it defrosts we'll see what we have.
I dragged this cadaver from the cooler. Mind control is something I'm familiar with. After it defrosts we'll see what we have.
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I feel like Parsifal searching for the Holy Grail. If there's a hook in the story I cant find it. Wait! Maybe SR71PLT is the hook!
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From a review by Amanda of Manic Reader Reviews:
At times exotic and heartfelt, Blue Roses Tattoo is an overall well written contemporary erotic romance. Short, sweet and to the point. Very strong language, the small town appeal and engaging characters made Blue Roses Tattoo a fun story to read.
This also was published by the eXcessica publishing house and is available in e-book form at online retailers, including eXcessica, Amazon.com, Barnesandnoble.com, Smashwords, or Allromanceebooks.com, where it is still generating sales after five years in release.
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You can read it for free here on Literotica, where I have made it available to Literotica readers for free access. (http://www.literotica.com/s/blue-roses-tattoo. Don’t worry, it’s a straight one—I’ve posted over 100 of those here—for free read. It’s in the Mind Control category, which might have given JBJ a hint on what the hook is.)
Then, of course, if you want to play “bring him down to my level” games on the forum, or you are jealous that you can’t get a publisher to show enough interest or regard for your own work to invest their time and resources into getting you legitimately published and you also can’t get reviewers to show enough interest in your work to review the published e-book, you can force yourself not to think very deeply about the story so you can pan it and then write unrequested, vindictive one-line judgment zingers about it on the forum to make yourself feel sort of adequate and self-important. (JBJ still doesn’t seem to know what a real story critique is.)
From a review by Amanda of Manic Reader Reviews:
At times exotic and heartfelt, Blue Roses Tattoo is an overall well written contemporary erotic romance. Short, sweet and to the point. Very strong language, the small town appeal and engaging characters made Blue Roses Tattoo a fun story to read.
This also was published by the eXcessica publishing house and is available in e-book form at online retailers, including eXcessica, Amazon.com, Barnesandnoble.com, Smashwords, or Allromanceebooks.com, where it is still generating sales after five years in release.
OR
You can read it for free here on Literotica, where I have made it available to Literotica readers for free access. (http://www.literotica.com/s/blue-roses-tattoo. Don’t worry, it’s a straight one—I’ve posted over 100 of those here—for free read. It’s in the Mind Control category, which might have given JBJ a hint on what the hook is.)
Then, of course, if you want to play “bring him down to my level” games on the forum, or you are jealous that you can’t get a publisher to show enough interest or regard for your own work to invest their time and resources into getting you legitimately published and you also can’t get reviewers to show enough interest in your work to review the published e-book, you can force yourself not to think very deeply about the story so you can pan it and then write unrequested, vindictive one-line judgment zingers about it on the forum to make yourself feel sort of adequate and self-important. (JBJ still doesn’t seem to know what a real story critique is.)
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I'm holding out for a Nobel Prize to drop on your Munchkin parade down Yellow Brick Road RFD.
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