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Magnetron

Magnetron

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Yo yo yo
First I'm gonna fizz on you
Refill and pause to wiz for a few
Minutes before pulling out my 9 inch Big Gulp
Soda pop you in the ass, bottlecap you

word
 
Not because I think you're good or anything. Just the whitey rapper thing.




And masochists are known to enjoy getting rapped a bit now and then.
 
Honestly, I have never listened to an entire Eminem song. Not a single one.

But all of these topics about women being rapped are putting me in the mood.
 
Eh.... yo.

Livin' in the hood
ain't always good
when driving my Kia
cruisin' 4 a biatch
gangbangers coming up on my side
pullin' out them Uzis to perforate my hide
but they offered me a job instead
can always use some help in cooking meth
so I sit her on a pile of shit
reading hot stories on Lit
....
erm... pimpaho killacop mo cheddar?




Arh fuckit! I can't write raps! :mad:



I'll just quote Tupac instead....

Whatcha gonna do when you get outta jail?
Im gonna buy me a gun
Then whats next?
Food and sex, house parties in the projects
We're goin' all night .


:) And that's a rap.


http://www.ofive.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Lilthug-161.jpg
 
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subdued_passion said:
No, that's a wrap, as in done, over, finito. I have a disturbing visual of white suburban middle-aged men in a rap battle. Stop it.
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Hey! I can wear baggy pants with the best of them y'know.

I was born for the thug life.

I'm pretty good with a yoyo too

... that's twice as good as merely "yo"

... and I could easily learn to look perpetually sour and scowly and wear sunglasses in the dark.


Eastside! Westside! Worldwide! Rawhide! http://s10.postimg.org/hm707ypo5/712_4afro.gif
 
subdued_passion said:
No, that's a wrap, as in done, over, finito. I have a disturbing visual of white suburban middle-aged men in a rap battle. Stop it.
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No no no
Anyone who can rhyme biatch
With Kia makes for a great match
And deserves to be heards
More strange brew of words
From StrangeLife
Mo cheddar, hold the curds
It's all good in the hood
When you wake up with wood
Trapped, all the ladyfolk beware, prepare
To be rapped within an inch of your carefree
Lives about to be romance by middle aged
White guys
Throwing love your way
White guys
Won't go away-aye-aye
 
I walk around downtown way too much, I've come to appreciate being rapped.
 
Magnetron said:
....

It's all good in the hood
When you wake up with wood
....
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"Wood"... "hood"... feel my muse turnin' on
Inspiring words from Magnetron
So move over Kanye West, get outta here
Go fuck a Kardashian or drink some beer

I'm gonna rap about...

Morning wood in the hood
Now that's a rhyme that'll pump your blood
This hook should be sung, by a chick, like Nikki Minaj or Taylor Swift


Yeah cruising in a Kia can be a bummer
When the bitches fuck the guy in the Hummer
Still I am getting superior booty
Compared with the nerd on his Vespa scooty.

Too bad if he has...

Morning wood in the hood
Couldn't score, no that's not good
Sorry bro, without a ho, there's no help, gotta do it yourself


But what's the big deal with a flashy car?
If you’re stuck with a dick the size of a cigar
It’s totally fine to go to town on the shuttle
In return for a dick like an Evian bottle

It's no problem to have...

Morning wood in the hood
Do your bitch and hear her hoot
Tap dat ass, motorboat, drill that muff, shoot a load


The lucky bro has the best of both
Twenty inch rims and tripple coat
Besides a ride that'll make 'em moan
A dick so big it has it's own zip-code

Though he wish he had...

Morning wood in the hood
All fucked out, it's down for good
Bitch can wank it, bitch can suck it, but without Viagra, she ain't gonna fuck it


Yo! :cool: :D
 
StrangeLife perhaps it's time you moved to the PoBo, it'll give you an opportunity to spend some quality time with your new bro, Magnetron. Yo yo yo.
 
Magnetron said:
No no no
Anyone who can rhyme biatch
With Kia makes for a great match
And deserves to be heards
More strange brew of words
From StrangeLife
Mo cheddar, hold the curds
It's all good in the hood
When you wake up with wood
Trapped, all the ladyfolk beware, prepare
To be rapped within an inch of your carefree
Lives about to be romance by middle aged
White guys
Throwing love your way
White guys
Won't go away-aye-aye
Click to expand...
This rules.
 
subdued_passion said:
StrangeLife perhaps it's time you moved to the PoBo, it'll give you an opportunity to spend some quality time with your new bro, Magnetron. Yo yo yo.
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I sense you are both intrigued and slightly intimidated by my emerging ghetto persona. :cool:


Hmmm, I may need to get bigger rims... and a Rottweiler (I'll name him Chops)... maybe get wifey some weaves... tell my daughter to drop the University and go get pregnant with a few different guys... so much to do....






-------EDIT------

:eek: Holy crap!

They're like $500 a piece.... twice that if you need documentation for the pedigree. Sure ain't cheap being a bonafide street thug these days...

http://doganddogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1301227071_181462187_1-Pictures-of-Rottweiler-Puppies-for-sale1.jpg


My current dog is a rescue - I got him from the shelter for a $50 donation. Maybe I can put some bling on him. A Beagle can be a bad-ass ghetto dawg too y'know...

http://ideescandalisee.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cateel.jpg
 
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Who Left The Dogs Loose?


Who left the dogs loose?
Woof wuf wuf woof
Who left the dogs loose?
Woof wuf wuf woof
I said woof
Never mind the four legged kind with the hoof
Talkin' Beagles
Shi-Tzus
Assorted bow-wowsers
German Shepherds
And Barky Von Schnauzers
Lest ye forgets
The greatest chick magnets be pets
Next to the Vets
No, not the Double W Ones or Twos
And saviors with rescues
Sheltering helpless strays
Reforming their heltering skeltering ways
Mutts happy to slobber aways at your cheeks
Gone missing for days
Or even for weeks
Kicked to the curb
Dumped on their butts in the streets
For taking leaks on your carpets
By haters who treat animals like objects
 
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Um. I didn't expect much when I came in here and I'm a little disturbed by how much I liked the white-guy rap verses. Either keep it up or knock it the hell off because I'm disoriented right now.
 
Little subdued with passion was she
Said keep your rappin' whitey thing in your pants
Under wraps, rap it up
Cuz of this bromance your having with your homie
Dude!
I axe, Wuzzup with dat, Lady?
Gave StrangeLife the brush off
Might as well have said, Blow me
Laugh if you will, if you must, guffaw and scoff
Put your hands in the air
This is a bust!
I'm a hip hop outlaw, a vanilla bandit
Now take your lady fingers
Wave them like you just don't care
Over here, over there
Sharin' the wealth, no need for blue pills
To help keep it up
While this white guy killz it
Just try to knock it the hell off
Like Lorena Bobbit
 
Mera Raipa Seksi Hai


It's all good in the hood
When you wake up with morning breath

( hah you thought I was going to say, wood )

After banging the gong
All night long
I sing you a song
Doing it Bollywood style

Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy

Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Caramel and white chocolate
Together, you and I

Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed
An awning of gold crowning your head
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven
Get up anytime between Seven, Eleven
Uh-oh, that wasn't meant to be racist
You point your finger
Shake your fist
Be more forgiving
Let's get on with living
Get it on till there be none left to be giving

My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by

Yo!
Mocha latte princess
You beg for it more and more
Like a magic carpet unraveling a lot
I have you spreading every which way
Upon the floor

Yo!
Beauty from Bangalore
Serenading my song in your ear
So sweet and soulful
Entering your holy temple from behind
I bang you

I bang you in the bunghole

Oh-oh-oh
In the bunghole
Yo-yo-yo
In the bunghole
Yo-yo-yo

In my bunga bunga bungalow

My loving is not the kind to be missed
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
My rap is sexy
You'll not want to pass it by
 
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Bump for Miss Ann Bert who can't stop posting links to this thread .....

..... even though he's been quoted making wisecracks at the expense of a porn star who was raped.
 
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