Wtf

For my friend and fellow poet Kif Kif wheverer she may be these days

WTF

whut whut
What the fuck whut
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What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fuck whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through that titanium skull of yours?
If God opens windows whenever he closes doors
I say, God should nail everything shut
whut whut
And keep out all you lying politicians
whut whut
All you greedy whores
whut whut
What the fucking whut
Gee, the life of a President is oh so sweet
Rich folks to mingle with, celebrities to meet
Always mineral water for the drinking
Personal chefs to cook you anything to eat
Nevermind those Americans starved, thirsting
Wallowing in the blistering heat
Seniors baking on rooftops in the sun
whut whut
The dead floating along the street
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through your mind when She struck?
I think I might have an inkling
It wasn't about folks down on their luck
More concerned with that approval rating
Indicating you most certainly suck
And with each month continues sinking
As you drag America down into the muck
What the fucking hell were you thinking
whut whut
Instead of this nation's poverty struck?
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
When that nasty bitch Katrina fell
Mister President, did you even give a shit?
With the rains descending, so many lives ending
Why weren't you screaming at FEMA, pitching a fit?
Country clubs, birthday galas you were attending
Hawking Medicare plans, promoting your wars
Foreigners, foregin interests more worth defending
More important matters beyond our shores
Like those two wars you haven't even won
Did you even receive that message
The one that God was sending?
whut whut
And to think, your father has another son
whut whut
What the fucking whut
With all it's crispy cool air conditioning
Enjoy your ride on Air Force One
whut whut
Spoils of war and hollow victories
Savor these while you can
whut whut
What the fucking whut
America, a nation in anticipation
In need of once again being led by a compassionate man

I just saw her at Trader Vics and her hair was perfect.

Magnetron said:

For my friend and fellow poet Kif Kif wheverer she may be these days

WTF

whut whut
What the fuck whut
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fuck whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through that titanium skull of yours?
If God opens windows whenever he closes doors
I say, God should nail everything shut
whut whut
And keep out all you lying politicians
whut whut
All you greedy whores
whut whut
What the fucking whut
Gee, the life of a President is oh so sweet
Rich folks to mingle with, celebrities to meet
Always mineral water for the drinking
Personal chefs to cook you anything to eat
Nevermind those Americans starved, thirsting
Wallowing in the blistering heat
Seniors baking on rooftops in the sun
whut whut
The dead floating along the street
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
Was going through your mind when She struck?
I think I might have an inkling
It wasn't about folks down on their luck
More concerned with that approval rating
Indicating you most certainly suck
And with each month continues sinking
As you drag America down into the muck
What the fucking hell were you thinking
whut whut
Instead of this nation's poverty struck?
whut whut
What the fucking whut
whut whut
What the fucking hell
When that nasty bitch Katrina fell
Mister President, did you even give a shit?
With the rains descending, so many lives ending
Why weren't you screaming at FEMA, pitching a fit?
Country clubs, birthday galas you were attending
Hawking Medicare plans, promoting your wars
Foreigners, foregin interests more worth defending
More important matters beyond our shores
Like those two wars you haven't even won
Did you even receive that message
The one that God was sending?
whut whut
And to think, your father has another son
whut whut
What the fucking whut
With all it's crispy cool air conditioning
Enjoy your ride on Air Force One
whut whut
Spoils of war and hollow victories
Savor these while you can
whut whut
What the fucking whut
America, a nation in anticipation
In need of once again being led by a compassionate man

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STFU.

Skiddles2014 said:

STFU.

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Lulzzzzzzzzzz

Magnetron said:

For my friend and fellow poet Kif Kif wheverer she may be these days

WTF

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im going to print this out just i can wipe my ass with it

peedrinker21 said:

im going to print this out just i can wipe my ass with it

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You go right ahead and do that, MunkyBungholeSniffer21.

queef queef?

I quite like the phrase "indicating you most certainly suck."

As for the parting words, I'd take empathy over compassion. And a woman over a man, ceteris paribus. Change is good. Whut.

drown?

Oh, shut up!

Phelia said:

I quite like the phrase "indicating you most certainly suck."

As for the parting words, I'd take empathy over compassion. And a woman over a man, ceteris paribus. Change is good. Whut.

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But that's an extra syllable.

Phelia said:

I quite like the phrase "indicating you most certainly suck."

As for the parting words, I'd take empathy over compassion. And a woman over a man, ceteris paribus. Change is good. Whut.

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Good. I felt it was a bit out of place. Less over the top than "indicating you are a quite the stupid fuck". But still a bit out there.

HeiressR said:

Oh, shut up!

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I'll dust off and polish up a few more of Bush's greatest hits since you asked so nicely.

i liked it!

After America Let The World Down

Jesus roams the decaying nations
In a fugue of miserable abandon
Performing magic tricks and giving advice
In the manner of Saint Michael Landon

Mumbling to himself, he picks his scabs
Amidst the freewheeling anarchy
Engulfing the whole of Europe now
The world's third largest third world country

As for Buddha, he's just plain bored
While Mohammed blitzkriegs with his sword
Anyone resembling Harrison Ford
Across an America scorched and skored

Americans gasping in a chemical haze
Surrended after only seven days
In one of the greatest passion plays
But a mystery remains unto these days

Historical texts are minus the specific
Details unrecorded in the frenzy frantic
Of how their fighter jets crossed the Pacific
And their tanks floated over the Atlantic

Halfway across the globe

An old man crawls out into the blistering sun
From a cave near the border of Pakistan

Tugging his ear lobe
Adjusting his turban
Scratching his crotch
Clutching a worn out Qu'ran

He stops to chat with a ragged band
Christian revolutionaries marching north

The Sons and Daughters of O'Reilly the Fox
Curiously led by the George Bush the Fourth

Leeza Rice in brown kakhi looking oh so nice
Points in the direction of Mutherfukhastan

We're off to dismantle nuclear silos
And dethrone another evil wicked madman

Would you care to join us on our mission
To fight Terror and liberate the downtrodden?
You'll be in for a treat, for we're certain to find
That elusive fox Bin Laden

After America let the world down
In a nursing home back in the States

Grandpa continues to curse the sky
Asking, Father, why oh why
Did you forsake my family?
I know we could have beat those damn Iraqis
If only we had allied with Qaddafi!

Jehova as a shimmering cloud
Spotlight beams him in the elder crowd
In a booming voice, says very loud,
Even though you were well endowed ...

... moneywise that is ...

... Hoss, you just weren't that special

*what

where do you get this stpuid shit

peedrinker21 said:

where do you get this stpuid shit

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Why are you continuing to read it then, MunkySpoogeSpackler21?

butters said:

i liked it!

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Thanks for reading it

And now for your reading pleasure, a medley to remind us just how fucked up our country was a decade ago under the command of a bunch of wealthy white men, some of whom *cough* Rumsfeld *cough* were instrumental in creating the very evils being fought against like Saddam and Al Qaeda and the Taliban.


God Hates These Wars


Liquid gold buried under the coveted burning sand

Imperialism and Christianity
Journeying hand in hand

Bound together in pure hypocrisy

The thinning veil between Church and State
Perpetuate democracy, subjugate
And on and on goes the debate while

God hates these fucking wars
Body count rising
Not keeping score
He hates Osama
George Bush even more
For the violence that we should all abhor

Kill or be killed, the seasonal pastime

Peace through violence never fails
Works every single time

Unpoetic are the rhymes of the insecure mind

Dissected map for a new enemy to find
For oil pipes to cap over which to salivate
And on and on goes the debate while

God hates these fucking wars
Nevermind those commandments
You profess to adore
Thou Shalt Not Kill
What else is this for?
You know God hates these fucking wars

Yeah, motherfucker
He fucking hates them
This isn't how Peace is sought
Just try to debate that
And still Osama isn't caught
It doesn't take a genius
Or even George Bush to see
In His vision of Heaven on Earth
Combined, you assholes
Are both the enemy

The path to Peace
This most definately is
NOT

Panic button pushed firing up the war machine
Air raid sirens of hysteria
Blaring what politicians never really mean
Through the smoke, the mirrors, your capitalized fears
Is The War Against Terrorism that remains to be seen

T.W.A.T.

Grand was the experiment in arrogance
Incompetence at the helm of national defense
Budget cuts, under orders, neglect of the borders
Missing boards, gaping holes in the security fence

NOT
Long after the enemy was allowed to slip in
Came the rapid one-hundred eighty degree spin
Global shift in policy, attitude
Eyes kept on the prize
Always kept on the crude

T.W.A.T.
This most definately is
NOT
A valid excuse to occupy any foreign country
The shocking and aweful truth

Imperialists hijacked the military

Hot on the heels of Osama's newfound accomplice
Search and seizure of bombs
Saddam's regime supposedly possessed
While scapegoats rocked the boat, confessed
To the faulty data Stated when the Union was Addressed

You're
NOT
A Patriot, questioning war makes you a Pacifist
Accused of inviting home the All Purpose Terrorist
While the emergence of violence
From the reciprocated insurgence
Is blamed on the boogeyman Islamic Fascist

T.W.A.T.
This most definately is
NOT
A valid excuse to occupy any foreign country
The shocking and aweful truth

Imperialists hijacked the military

This war was not what it was perpetuated to be

Not in the least

Bring back the men and women serving in Iraq
That were sent overseas in premeditated attack
As you evoke the name of God in this American Jihad
The body count rises while you turn your back
On families of ally, fellow countrymen
On our newfound friend, the Iraqi civilain
Now caught in the crossfire of hegemonistic desire
Your T.W.A.T. reeks of prolongued impossibility to win
They're dropping by the hour in the abuse of power
Unsuspecting flies trapped in a woven web of lies
Suicide roaches, stinging wasps, camoflauged locusts
Take aim at our soldiers, allies
Under smoke and hate filled skies

Written between the lies
The shocking and aweful truth of it
Just another bullshit excuse to occupy a foreign country
Furthest thing from legitimate
Yes, it most definately was
NOT


T.W.A.T.

Oh, I found another one


Tell It Like It Is


Why don't you lie to yourself some more
About how God is for, not against the war?
And when you find yourself knocking on Heaven's door
Don't act suprised

If nobody let's you in

No holding back as you justify attack
Under technicality of self defense
Calm and serene is an ocean between
Without hill or bunker across the vast expense
Striking pre-emptive in a hardly redemptive
Locking on of missiles, letting God sort the remains
Annihilate the enemy in your perverse necessity
To live onward, have children and poison their brains

Why don't you tell yourself another bedtime story
Brimming with honor, victory in war and glory?
As you're on your knees praying, rewriting history
Don't be alarmed

When you are awakened at Midnight

With Jesus standing over you
Bleeding profusely from his wounds through and through
As he marks your forehead with the Sign of the Dead
All the better

For the Angel of Death to find you

Spiraling down into the blackened abyss
Your new Father awaits, your fate His to decide
All is amiss, How did it come to this?
Satan laughing, greets you with wings opened wide
Eternity in Hell to rot, but not all alone
Surrounded by those unfortunates who died
At pushbuttons directing mindless Predator Drone
Mistakenly targeting where terrorists hide

Wrong and Right not quite so Black and White
Anymore, never was, not up for debate
Mutiliated, burned Muslim, Shiite, Kurd
The rage in their eyes as they anxiously wait
With consciences stripped away, you're on your own
Empty is your place in line at St. Peter's gate
No Allies to aid you, mislead, bully, disown
Winds howling with furious blind hate
The opportunity has come and gone for you to atone
The time is now

For you to defend yourself

Let's hear you tell them how you were only doing the right thing
That it was friends, family and country you were protecting
How long will you dance, tap your shoes and sing
Before it occurs to you that

Tough Love is God's Hate

And you don't want to be around when He is really pissed

Wtf.....

RedAllan said:

Wtf.....

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Exactly what I was thinking.