Send A Lame PM

drinkz said:

There's several threads about asshat PMs and one asking how to make a good PM. Quickly come up with a bad PM, and instead of sending it to someone, post it here. If we get a few pages, I'll add a poll to vote on the worst one.

Please don't post actual PMs you've sent or received. Come up with one on the spot.

I'll go first:

Your asshole, my rock hard shaft, together we can make it happen.

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