Old 03-11-2014, 12:08 PM   #126
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Like a force field bikini. Which of course is see through.

Wait...this is the online role playing section.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:16 PM   #127
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Yep.

Though according to the rules it can have up to 49% sex. It still needs a majority normality.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:19 PM   #128
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49%

Who's gonna be the number cruncher here?

What if it goes 50/50?? Does the world implode?
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:24 PM   #129
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Yep. Exactly. Everyone will go extinct!!!!!!

Well technically all it says is that sex is allowed (this being an erotic forum and all) but it needs to be mostly role playing to be in the ORP forum.

But I prefer my reasoning.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:28 PM   #130
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Me too.

Someone must do ze sech to save the world.

Where's Aon when you need her...
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:30 PM   #131
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Oh god. I just of a recurring character who would totally fit this profile (The profile being humor, if it isn't clear). Introducing:
Leftenant Jenkins 18 year old niece, a furry squirrel, named Sarah!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:32 PM   #132
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I'm confused and aroused.

Is that weird?
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:34 PM   #133
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Not at all.

Oh and she never wears clothes. Finds that it restricts her and makes the room unnaturally hot. Since apparently squirrel hybrids hates clothes.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:37 PM   #134
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This character sounds awfully familiar...still hot though.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:38 PM   #135
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This character would. She's practically based on every single squirrel-person web comic character. Apparently they NEVER wear clothes. It's ridiculous. All other animals are fine with them. But Squirrels, nope.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:47 PM   #136
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I can't tell if you are angry over this fact or turned on.../me does her best Fry impression.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:49 PM   #137
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Perplexed more like it.

Still pretty hot

And her name is now Ruby cuz I just remembered one of my cousins is named Sarah. So that would be awkward.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:54 PM   #138
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Yeah that would be weird.

Ruby the sexy nekkid Squirrel girl it is.

I'd do her.

/me brofist.
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Old 03-11-2014, 12:58 PM   #139
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Yep. Though she's going to be a side character who won't appear until much later. It'll be on a Plotline where Jenkins isn't so perfect after all about keeping his emotions in check.

/me accepts bro fist.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:03 PM   #140
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Sweet. I look forward to it. Should be a fuzzy good time.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:05 PM   #141
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Terrible terrible pun.

Oh, and one warning comes with Ruby. You hurt her, it doesn't matter if you are a god or a demon or immortal or anything really. Jenkins will hunt you down and hurt you. She's the closest thing he'll ever have to a family.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:09 PM   #142
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If you hear squirrely screams coming from Kayne's room...uh...they aren't from pain.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:11 PM   #143
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Jenkins has silver bullets and a stake. Kayne might not be a real vampire, but I'm pretty sure they'd still hurt like a bitch.

Also any sex? Her apartment. He does not need to know that.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:14 PM   #144
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Right. They won't work but that would leave a mark. Lol that would be so hilarious to see!
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:16 PM   #145
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And Kayne would almost certainly just laugh the whole thing off. If only she wasn't so important to the team, he would find a way to kill her.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:18 PM   #146
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Well see. The trick would be...you gotta kill her....then kill her...and keep killing her till she's a puddle. Eventually she will run out of energy.
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Old 03-11-2014, 01:22 PM   #147
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Here's to Kayne not intentionally hurting Ruby, so Jenkins doesn't need to kill a bitch

Also most of the conversations Ruby and Lawrence are going to have would be along the lines of:

J: I don't understand why Kayne? Why not a nice girl like Roni?

R: Because she can't touch me without fearing she might kill me?

J: Exactly.
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Old 03-11-2014, 04:05 PM   #148
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/gives a big yawn and stretch.

Oh man. Sleep is awesome.

...Waking up late for work...just slightly less awesome!

Anyhow, done with the dumb things I gotta do - for now.

I am pleased to announce that we have another female joining us! Not sure when she will be on to post her profile but...yay! I'm going to give her a chance to get her character into the thread before I go any further with Sparks (I'm hoping to usher in the new ladies and then start the meeting).

Also - Katt. Hilarious post >^.^< Store brand soda is disgusting (or I'm just a snob /shrug).
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Old 03-11-2014, 04:59 PM   #149
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YAY it's AON!!!!!!!!!!

God I just fell asleep without realizing it.
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Old 03-11-2014, 05:07 PM   #150
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On your keyboard?

...I've done that.
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