Rate Our Pickup Lines (Tinder Edition)

Let's see what a bunch of sex positive people who are clever with their words can come up with.

Looking for funny/clever pickup lines for that first message.

Than, rate the one above yours on a scale of 1-10

I'll get the ball rolling

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."

above rated 7.95


Art thee up for some ploughing? (Shakespeare, Richard VII, Act 1, scene 4)

deRudio said:

above rated 7.95


Art thee up for some ploughing? (Shakespeare, Richard VII, Act 1, scene 4)

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8/10.

"I think you dropped something. Your standards. Hi, I'm [name]"

AlexJayce said:

8/10.

"I think you dropped something. Your standards. Hi, I'm [name]"

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The previous line rates 3×PI because it would only work on geeks.

"I'm hung like a cucumber; people who know know me well call me Captain Gherkin."