The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

spacekowboy · Nov 5, 2014

newgirl14 said:
Does showing tits help?

I don't know the extent of your conversation, but I will say that showing tits always helps.

In every situation.

pointless · Nov 5, 2014

BobDownSouth said:
I could be wrong, but I thought the 5000th reply to the original post was the cutoff, ergo 5001. I'm too lazy to check, truth be told, so you may be right. *shrug* enjoy your "victory".

i'm right, because i had the 5000th post and sean had the 5001st last time.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
Remember me in your will.

You'll kill me for this, but I am incapable of resisting the temptation—
in order to comply, I need:

ASL?

Jennifer · Nov 5, 2014

Wings said:
That's not true what I just said, I should have said if you can't deal with it you don't belong on this board.

Definitely true. I'm a bit prickly today. Did not mean to sound whiny. :kiss:

Wings · Nov 5, 2014

newgirl14 said:
Definitely true. I'm a bit prickly today. Did not mean to sound whiny.

It's the moon. I'm convinced.

It sucks in the beginning. Truly. And these days it's calmer and nicer than when I did the GB newb thing. I've seen other people driven off within a day of their joining. You're doing just fine.

Fata Morgana · Nov 5, 2014

trysail said:
You'll kill me for this, but I am incapable of resisting the temptation—
in order to comply, I need:

ASL?

American Sign Language?

It's best Dreamboat Annie gets the Iso rather than me cos I'd insist on having cunt in the title somewhere.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank my parents. I'd like to thank all of you. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here now.

And, I'd especially like to thank Fata. :rose:

She made it all possible.

pete · Nov 5, 2014

newgirl14 said:
Does showing tits help?

maybe, let's see (them).

Jennifer · Nov 5, 2014

Wings said:
It's the moon. I'm convinced.

It sucks in the beginning. Truly. And these days it's calmer and nicer than when I did the GB newb thing. I've seen other people driven off within a day of their joining. You're doing just fine.

thanks. The liquor is starting to kick in now.

I like this place and most of the people are fun. I am not very savvy with online forums and such, this is my first one.

spacekowboy · Nov 5, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
American Sign Language?

It's best Dreamboat Annie gets the Iso rather than me cos I'd insist on having cunt in the title somewhere.

Cuntboat Fannie.

You are welcome.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
American Sign Language?

Age
Sex
Location

Wings · Nov 5, 2014

newgirl14 said:
thanks. The liquor is starting to kick in now.

I like this place and most of the people are fun. I am not very savvy with online forums and such, this is my first one.

Just don't overshare until you can find people you trust. First rule of the GB club, well that's the second rule. I'll let you guess about the first.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
It's best Dreamboat Annie gets the Iso rather than me cos I'd insist on having cunt in the title somewhere.

Now, there's an idea !!!

Sean · Nov 5, 2014

pointless said:
fata is 5001, son. trysail is 5000.

Guess I won't see the blurt thread for 5000 posts then.

pointless · Nov 5, 2014

pick a title already. make it terrible. it's better that way.

Pervy_Sage · Nov 5, 2014

People are so damned funny.

pointless · Nov 5, 2014

Sean said:
Guess I won't see the blurt thread for 5000 posts then.

fuckers should've let me have it again. i apparently keep the gofuckyourselves away.

Wings · Nov 5, 2014

Sean said:
Guess I won't see the blurt thread for 5000 posts then.

:The Ginormous Graph

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

pointless said:
pick a title already. make it terrible. it's better that way.

I actually don't know how this is supposed to work.

Should I expect a PM from our gracious hostess and benevolent dictator, La Laurelle ??

RobDownSouth · Nov 5, 2014

Sean said:
Guess I won't see the blurt thread for 5000 posts then.

Yeah, I really wish Laurel would be the "owner" of the Blurts. I really hated having to take Trysail off ignore to post in them.

pointless · Nov 5, 2014

no, she'll split it when you recovers from her coke binge or hangover or gets back from the spelling bee or her head regrows after exploding from this run-on sentence or whatever. just post your new title in the thread. that's what i did. maybe be a doll and edit it into the 5000th post. that's what i didn't do.

AllyRose · Nov 5, 2014

Just remember... when making the thread title...

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!

Fata Morgana · Nov 5, 2014

Bet she's gone for a snatch wax again. Fire up them rapists, the minx.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

pointless said:
no, she'll split when you recovers from her coke binge or hangover or gets back from the spelling bee or her head regrows after exploding from this run-on sentence or whatever. just post it in the thread. that's what i did. maybe be a doll and edit it into the 500th post. that's what i didn't do.

Thanks. That's good advice from an experienced hand.

trysail · Nov 5, 2014

AllyRose said:
Just remember... when making the thread title...

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!

Gaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

You're making me nervous. I'd hate to have a spelling mistake or a grammatical error headlined for the next month.

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