ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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LOL!

I got one the other day the body of which contained just one word, "hello."

*shrugs*

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
LOL!

I got one the other day the body of which contained just one word, "hello."

*shrugs*

Fury :rose:

I've had a couple that just said "Wanna chat?" :rolleyes: LOL what about?? They didn't say :confused:
 
Bandit58 said:
I've had a couple that just said "Wanna chat?" :rolleyes: LOL what about?? They didn't say :confused:

Oh please, you know what they want to chat about. LOL!

What they don't get is that I don't have the time or inclination to chat these days.

Someone extraordinary has to come along to push me in that direction or I have to be really bored. Those two things happen but only rarely.

On yahoo, I don't know who 2/3's of the names on my buddy list belong to and frankly I don't really care. Maybe I'm bad that way?

Fury :rose:
 
From a forum I no longer post on (messages like this, though perhaps not as grammatically challenged, just became too common):

"Hi i want to see tits i your tits are nice (side note: I had never shown my tits on this site so how the hell did he know they're spectacular... not that they're not ;) )

can you IM me ******* i will like to see some tits from you!

and i maybe can be your friend please?"
 
icy-warm said:
From a forum I no longer post on (messages like this, though perhaps not as grammatically challenged, just became too common):

"Hi i want to see tits i your tits are nice (side note: I had never shown my tits on this site so how the hell did he know they're spectacular... not that they're not ;) )

can you IM me ******* i will like to see some tits from you!

and i maybe can be your friend please?"

Wow! There is almost an art to that level of pathetic-ism.

LOL!

Fury :rose:
 
I'm pretty sure English was NOT NOT NOT his first language.

Sadly, while his was grammatically the worst, the tone of the messages is all pretty much the same... I guess it's to be expected, as sex-related sites tend to draw out the creepy and moronic in addition to the intelligently horny.
 
jadefirefly said:
I am not sure what I've done lately, or where I've posted that I haven't been posting before, but within the last 4 days or so, I've received PM's on this site from three males I've never even seen on here before, much less have a clue who they are.

One of them stopped messaging me after a brief conversation; the last one I got from him, he'd asked if I was single. I replied, and haven't heard from him since. The second one, I replied politely to his query of what I was up to that night, and again... haven't heard from since.

I wonder what I'm doing wrong....?

This one, though, is my official contribution for the month. I feel obligated to point out that I received it at 7:51pm tonight. I also feel obligated to point out that I was not yet home at 7:51pm tonight, and didn't log on to Lit until 10:30 this evening.

Hi

<name removed> here - also online - you seem to be here as well.

What brings you here tonite? come talk?
PM, email, camera/ whatever.

I have blue eyes and black hair, 6'1'' tall and I do professional work.

Love to read and travel, to dance and swim and work out, and enjoy hanging out, and friends and more. AND I love to kiss and to tease, love love giving oral sex and giving pleasure generally.

Say hi

Talk by email or camera live,
by yahoo (name on yahoo is icuiicamera),
or whatever
__________________
<name removed>
email me / PM / whatever
camera


Can we say, template PM?

Am tempted to reply and tell him I prefer redheads.
Got that, too. :D
 
Where do we classify PM's from assmonkeys who think they know enough about a person to make personal judgements about them, their relationships (or failed attempts at such), and deliberately mis-read posts so as to make accusations of bad-mouthing their friends?

I won't publicly air details on dirty laundry with my ex, asshat, but I'll call your sorry ass out any day.
 
FurryFury said:
LOL!

I got one the other day the body of which contained just one word, "hello."

*shrugs*

Fury :rose:

I get those all the time....for fuck's sake...SAY something interesting :rolleyes:
 
I got one recently from someone who joined last year and has never posted.

They gave me personal information about another poster here.

That poster is someone I like a great deal but I don't need to know all the things that have happened to them.

What bothered me more than anything is I dont talk to this person a great deal on the boards so who else did they pm in the hope of causing trouble.

I have responded and asked them questions about their motivation for sending me a pm.

I also told them that to lurk since Nov last year and openly say they follow this persons posts sounds like stalking.

The pm was written in a 'caring' tone but it gave me the creeps.

The idea that people are out there watching and not participating, yet they decide to privately tell everyone someones personal life is very unsettleing.

Anyone involved in BDSM or D/s may be seen as perverts but frankly there are worse people out there.

This pm made me realise that I want to be more circumspect about what I share and who I talk to.

A sad result
 
shy slave said:
... The idea that people are out there watching and not participating, yet they decide to privately tell everyone someones personal life is very unsettleing.

They live in every neighborhood. They are called "gossips".

It isn't surprising that there are gossips here, at least it isn't a surprise to me. Since those who use the internet are people, we will have pretty much the entire spectrum of human behaviour represented here. The good, the bad, the generous, the selfish, the passionate, the cold-hearted, the trustworhty, the dishonest, the close mouthed, the loose-lipped.

I think that the only human characteristic I would not expect to find represented here on line is true illiteracy, the inability to read. (I'm not talking about functional illiteracy where joe or jane asshat can't spell 1 in 3 words correctly or can't write a legible sentence)

But with voice recognition software and reading software, even people with that particular disability may be showing up on line.

Welcome to the internet. Where anything you say or post, can, and will, be read or viewed by someone you don't know, spread to others you have no clue even exist, and may be used by one (or more) of them to masterbate to. There is no such thing as privacy, or a secret, on the internet. Do not demand it, let alone expect it.

Ain't technology grand?
 
shy slave said:
I got one recently from someone who joined last year and has never posted.

They gave me personal information about another poster here.

That poster is someone I like a great deal but I don't need to know all the things that have happened to them.

What bothered me more than anything is I dont talk to this person a great deal on the boards so who else did they pm in the hope of causing trouble.

I have responded and asked them questions about their motivation for sending me a pm.

I also told them that to lurk since Nov last year and openly say they follow this persons posts sounds like stalking.

The pm was written in a 'caring' tone but it gave me the creeps.

The idea that people are out there watching and not participating, yet they decide to privately tell everyone someones personal life is very unsettleing.

Anyone involved in BDSM or D/s may be seen as perverts but frankly there are worse people out there.

This pm made me realise that I want to be more circumspect about what I share and who I talk to.

A sad result

That is seriously creepy.
 
Evil_Geoff said:
They live in every neighborhood. They are called "gossips".

It isn't surprising that there are gossips here, at least it isn't a surprise to me. Since those who use the internet are people, we will have pretty much the entire spectrum of human behaviour represented here. The good, the bad, the generous, the selfish, the passionate, the cold-hearted, the trustworhty, the dishonest, the close mouthed, the loose-lipped.

I think that the only human characteristic I would not expect to find represented here on line is true illiteracy, the inability to read. (I'm not talking about functional illiteracy where joe or jane asshat can't spell 1 in 3 words correctly or can't write a legible sentence)

But with voice recognition software and reading software, even people with that particular disability may be showing up on line.

Welcome to the internet. Where anything you say or post, can, and will, be read or viewed by someone you don't know, spread to others you have no clue even exist, and may be used by one (or more) of them to masterbate to. There is no such thing as privacy, or a secret, on the internet. Do not demand it, let alone expect it.

Ain't technology grand?

EG You are right,

Privacy disappeared long before the 'net arrived; but this level of stalking and spying is still unpleasant.

But I have never given that much thought to those gossips who don't post but lurk and spy on people they know through a third party.

Hell, I know this is a porn board but I have never really considered that their are people out there spying on their friends sex lifes or girlfriends.
I can't get the image out of my head of someone reading and storing up the information for blackmail purposes or to get their rocks off late at night.

I am still waiting to have my questions to this person answered, I may have pegged them all wrong but in communicating with me, they opened a pandoras box in my head that would have remained closed.
I won't post the content of the pm (I sent to the person they were talking about), not because is against Lit rules, but because it would not serve any useful purpose for anyone concerned.

I really dislike underhand sneaky people who couch it all in caring words.
 
That is some scary stuff. I worry about being connected with my online name in RL by people I can't trust.

Fury :rose:
 
shy slave said:
I got one recently from someone who joined last year and has never posted.

They gave me personal information about another poster here.

That poster is someone I like a great deal but I don't need to know all the things that have happened to them.

What bothered me more than anything is I dont talk to this person a great deal on the boards so who else did they pm in the hope of causing trouble.

I have responded and asked them questions about their motivation for sending me a pm.

I also told them that to lurk since Nov last year and openly say they follow this persons posts sounds like stalking.

The pm was written in a 'caring' tone but it gave me the creeps.

The idea that people are out there watching and not participating, yet they decide to privately tell everyone someones personal life is very unsettleing.

Anyone involved in BDSM or D/s may be seen as perverts but frankly there are worse people out there.

This pm made me realise that I want to be more circumspect about what I share and who I talk to.

A sad result

Before summer I had a similar kinda PM , not very much private informations about the other poster this person was talking about, but the few ones he/ she was scattering around were made with a clear slandering intention.

I replied the person who sent me the message that I was not interested in such kind of talks and sent a PM to the person who was the target of those kind of " gossips" ( but gossip is a too soft word !) telling that person what was going around and what was the source .

I never had a reply from both of them , and I truely forgot the episode till I read the above post.

I find all that scary indeed .b. :rose:
 
Thank you, Shy, for your discretion. :)

My most recent post, and Shy's, were essentially about the same person.

The sad thing is, the person himself didn't creep me out as much as I was pissed off and angry -- I've recently taken more deliberate steps to protect myself on the internet. I've set my LJ to private, I've withdrawn from message boards that my stalker-ish ex frequents, and I generally watch how much public information about myself is out there now.

It pissed me off to have a random, unknown poster telling me things about myself that were accurate enough to have come from someone who had access to personal info about me.

What it comes down to, though, is it doesn't matter who the information is about or where it goes -- nobody should be so much of an asshat as to pass along private, *hurtful* information about someone else, just for shits 'n giggles. It didn't do Shy any good to receive that info. It didn't do me any good for it to be out there. And it didn't do the person he was defending any good, either.




... No, wait. Yes, it did. But that's a totally different story. Point is... use protection! :p Online, too!
 
jadefirefly said:
Thank you, Shy, for your discretion. :)

My most recent post, and Shy's, were essentially about the same person.

The sad thing is, the person himself didn't creep me out as much as I was pissed off and angry -- I've recently taken more deliberate steps to protect myself on the internet. I've set my LJ to private, I've withdrawn from message boards that my stalker-ish ex frequents, and I generally watch how much public information about myself is out there now.

It pissed me off to have a random, unknown poster telling me things about myself that were accurate enough to have come from someone who had access to personal info about me.

What it comes down to, though, is it doesn't matter who the information is about or where it goes -- nobody should be so much of an asshat as to pass along private, *hurtful* information about someone else, just for shits 'n giggles. It didn't do Shy any good to receive that info. It didn't do me any good for it to be out there. And it didn't do the person he was defending any good, either.




... No, wait. Yes, it did. But that's a totally different story. Point is... use protection! :p Online, too!

I'm just glad they sent the info to shy, who's discrete and not a gossip. It could have been worse, they could have done it publicly or sent it to someone who isn't discrete. *hugs* Please be careful, k? Cause that's just seriously, WAY creepy.
 
graceanne said:
I'm just glad they sent the info to shy, who's discrete and not a gossip. It could have been worse, they could have done it publicly or sent it to someone who isn't discrete. *hugs* Please be careful, k? Cause that's just seriously, WAY creepy.

Yeah, it is.

It'd have been creepier, though, if I hadn't known that all of that personal info was from my SO, and not just stuff he found on his own. I've had -that- happen before, too.

I like Shy even more, now. :D She's such a sweetie.
 
jadefirefly said:
Yeah, it is.

It'd have been creepier, though, if I hadn't known that all of that personal info was from my SO, and not just stuff he found on his own. I've had -that- happen before, too.

I like Shy even more, now. :D She's such a sweetie.

Well, duh. :p But then I might be biased, since she's one of my favorite people.
 
jadefirefly said:
<snip>It pissed me off to have a random, unknown poster telling me things about myself that were accurate enough to have come from someone who had access to personal info about me.

What it comes down to, though, is it doesn't matter who the information is about or where it goes -- nobody should be so much of an asshat as to pass along private, *hurtful* information about someone else, just for shits 'n giggles. It didn't do Shy any good to receive that info. It didn't do me any good for it to be out there. And it didn't do the person he was defending any good, either.




... No, wait. Yes, it did. But that's a totally different story. Point is... use protection! :p Online, too!

Yes, this is scary and would have pissed me off too but you post, particularly the end of it has me confused.

Fury :rose:
 
Jade ~ I hope you did not feel you had to say who I was talking about, I was mad on your behalf that this person chose to tell me private things about you, just about the only thing they missed was your bra and feet size.

I am still confused as to why pm me, I am so very curious to know if other people were also sent this stuff.
You and I rarely talk on the boards, compared to others we talk to.
Part of the creepiness is that I did actually talk to you in pm about our personal stuff; how did he figure that out? One hell of a guess, or has he been dissecting peoples posts to figure out who is the most likely people to talk in pm.
Again creepy as I don't often talk in pm to people.

Grace & Jade Thanks for saying nice things about me but I should give warning that a new shy is emerging 'butterfly like' and I am becoming more outspoken on things.

I have always been outspoken in r/l on things I am passionate about and I have begun to notice that that attitude is creeping into Lit.

Part of that is personal life changes, I have experienced more, met more BDSM people from all walks of life and feel more secure in my relationship with Andante than I have felt for many years when with other people.

When I first started out I was shy about many things and I still am; there are things I don't bring into discussions here due to being shy about talking about them.
So shy slave is a name that still suits me but I have developed BDSM teeth to match the set I wear in r/l lol

FF I think Jades last comment was a reference to safe sex, even online ;)
 
I've seen creepy stalkers on here before. Actually it was more personal abuse. The woman was a regular on GLBT Chatter and suddenly someone turned up and started harrassing her. Come to find out this was her husband, but they were going through a messy divorce. She asked if there was anything I could do but mods don't have the power to ban people. I ended up contacting Laurel and letting her know what was going on, and she said she'd take care of it.

I am all over the place on the web, it would be extremely hard - probably impossible - to erase myself. I don't feel the need to do so right now, fortunately, but you never know what might happen.
 
Paranoia

Etoile said:
I've seen creepy stalkers on here before. Actually it was more personal abuse. The woman was a regular on GLBT Chatter and suddenly someone turned up and started harrassing her. Come to find out this was her husband, but they were going through a messy divorce. She asked if there was anything I could do but mods don't have the power to ban people. I ended up contacting Laurel and letting her know what was going on, and she said she'd take care of it.

I am all over the place on the web, it would be extremely hard - probably impossible - to erase myself. I don't feel the need to do so right now, fortunately, but you never know what might happen.

I stay so hidden, that I hope it extrememly difficult to find me. Impossible to find would be better--almost. The people that I talk to off Lit, I ask not to refer to such conversations on Lit. There really are creeps out there.

Haven't seen you in some time, Etoile. Same sweet, smart, caring person. Would that everyone were like you! :rose: :rose:
 
ThorkelGriersen said:
Haven't seen you in some time, Etoile. Same sweet, smart, caring person. Would that everyone were like you! :rose: :rose:
Why thank you!
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I've been around, and I'm never more than a PM away. But it had better be a nice PM, or the sender might end up on this thread!
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shy slave said:
Grace & Jade Thanks for saying nice things about me but I should give warning that a new shy is emerging 'butterfly like' and I am becoming more outspoken on things.

You can be even more outspoken? :eek: (JK)

And who cares? You're sitll one of my favorite people, and I think it's cool that you're growing, and that you're so happy with Adante. *hugs*
 
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